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      05-27-2016, 10:03 AM   #29613
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I'm dealing with some stupid fucking employees today.
Your employees? You should punk them. Or force them into mandatory volunteer work that is "fun" but in reality annoying.

i.e. ice bucket challenge
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EDIT: And she got you electrolytes? She fucking loves you, man.
She's putting Mike on lockdown.
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I feel your pain. I did dinners for 2-4 nights per week for years. I rarely came home smashed but the few times I did it was misery and yes, I had to get up at dark o-clock as well.
Dark o-clock sucks. But..... It secretly feels good. Like you beat the world at waking up. So stupid. Hurt so much when hungover though.
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Females? Hot? Pics please.
Neither are females. But my 9/10 admin girl with the 10/10 ass is looking fine today. She's wearing a tight skirt. Every time she walks by my office, I cry a little bit. The things I'd do...
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I do cute shit too though ill take you guys on a tour via video
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She's putting Mike on lockdown.
Like, at least she's pretty. It'd be different if Bertha had chained him to the bed with that piece of bread and Gatorade.
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Your employees? You should punk them. Or force them into mandatory volunteer work that is "fun" but in reality annoying.

i.e. ice bucket challenge
Punk them? I'm trying to terminate one of them. LOL
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jeeeeeez that is freaking rough. I would actually die.

My co workers were making fun of my shoes as soon as I got there, and haley bitched them out--I was like thats my girl, she's ride or die.

My shoes arent even freakin bad, they just dont have style. Theyre air maxes for god sake!
That's rare. A lot of times girls use that as an opportunity to gang up so she can "change" the way the bf dresses.

Next thing you know, there's a pair of brown loafers with tassels AND fringy things on them.
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Neither are females. But my 9/10 admin girl with the 10/10 ass is looking fine today. She's wearing a tight skirt. Every time she walks by my office, I cry a little bit. The things I'd do...
Bruh we talked about this....
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Punk them? I'm trying to terminate one of them. LOL
For cause? That's different.
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You're the best worst friend I've ever had. Glad to have you around.
I'm here to help. You know this...

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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage. Not as much as bacon though.
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage. Not as much as bacon though.
So very tempting.
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Bruh we talked about this....
Dude! I'm dying over here. Between the skirts and dresses and even the jeans she wears sometimes...I can't take it anymore. And she walks by my office multiple times EVERYDAY.

This is some bullshit. I need to move her to another floor.
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For cause? That's different.
Yeah, it's becoming extremely time consuming to keep dealing with this BS. But the VP doesn't want to get rid of that person so we keep going back and forth. It's just extremely annoying.
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I'm here to help. You know this...

I shouldn't say this when you're around but I've been eyeing a Stoptech BBK. I may or may not have a bad caliper. Have to take everything apart to find out.
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage. Not as much as bacon though.
I'm with you but like the sausage more, just not in orifices like you.
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So very tempting.
What?
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Dude! I'm dying over here. Between the skirts and dresses and even the jeans she wears sometimes...I can't take it anymore. And she walks by my office multiple times EVERYDAY.

This is some bullshit. I need to move her to another floor.

Yeah, it's becoming extremely time consuming to keep dealing with this BS. But the VP doesn't want to get rid of that person so we keep going back and forth. It's just extremely annoying.

I shouldn't say this when you're around but I've been eyeing a Stoptech BBK. I may or may not have a bad caliper. Have to take everything apart to find out.
Who has final say on termination?
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What?
Sig lol.
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What?
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Making that a sig.
See above and here...
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Dude! I'm dying over here. Between the skirts and dresses and even the jeans she wears sometimes...I can't take it anymore. And she walks by my office multiple times EVERYDAY.

This is some bullshit. I need to move her to another floor.
You've been attracted to her for some time. Or is it sexually stimulated? Whatever.

Just take her out for happy hour. Women clearly dress like that because they know someone is watching them.

Then again, maybe you shouldn't. I'm just a reckless person.
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