[Biorin]

Can I be the judge?

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

We need a business plan to make this town profitable... $250k is a cheap investment, but building up houses and brothels would take a lot of funds, and we'd have to attract residents somehow.

Alright, we've got 6.6 acres to work with. Since land is at a premium, we're going to have to import a lot of supplies rather than try to be self sufficient.

I'm thinking we're going to need at least 1 acre for Knob Creek 2.0. This will be a big attraction and moneymaker with the local hunters.

The barn, bar, and house (brothel) probably take up an acre. Also a big visitor destination. Food and drink out here is a great attraction to our town.

The track simply will not fit within our borders, unless we plan to run our town as a 24/7 road course, which is too much of a liability. Looks like we'll need to purchase some adjacent land, which is an additional expense.

Down to logistics, housing 40 residents @ a comfortable 1000 sqft each is almost exactly an acre which seems like too much to commit to for a town this size. But I think we can start building up into multi levels if we provide a large apartment/mansion type structure with public infrastructure for garage space and parks. This could probably be done in a couple acres.

40 residents @ 2 shots of whiskey per day is 29,200 shots = 228 gal. * 1.7 lb/gal of whiskey production = 387 lb of corn. / 35 lb/bushel = 11 bushels of corn / 100 bushels/acre because we're shit farmers = .11 acres for corn production. We'll double it to .25 acre and double that for winter greenhouse space = .5 acres. I think we ignore this and simply purchase corn and save the land for the distillery. This could be a major export for our town regionally.

The goat farm will be difficult as well. At an average of 4 goats per acre, we're low on space to provide them the space they need. Therefore, I think we fence in our entire town and pass a no-paving law. Thus we'll have up to 25 free range goats in our town at all times. It makes the town seem more friendly and inviting, gives us a quirky appeal, and goats. Goats.

I've used up all my thinking power for the day. Work is gonna be productive this afternoon.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Silly Axius - Real power is in the town counsel...specifically the Chairperson...

Unless we do something hippie-like and go with a representative meeting.

I vote for something less egalitarian...maybe a Grand Imperial Dictator.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Can I be the judge?

You'll need a booster seat so we can see you.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Unless we do something hippie-like and go with a representative meeting.

I vote for something less egalitarian...maybe a Grand Imperial Dictator.

I can vouch for myself when I say that I would be the Grandest of Grand Imperial Dictators, jus' sayin'.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Alright, we've got 6.6 acres to work with. Since land is at a premium, we're going to have to import a lot of supplies rather than try to be self sufficient.

I'm thinking we're going to need at least 1 acre for Knob Creek 2.0. This will be a big attraction and moneymaker with the local hunters.

The barn, bar, and house (brothel) probably take up an acre. Also a big visitor destination. Food and drink out here is a great attraction to our town.

The track simply will not fit within our borders, unless we plan to run our town as a 24/7 road course, which is too much of a liability. Looks like we'll need to purchase some adjacent land, which is an additional expense.

Down to logistics, housing 40 residents @ a comfortable 1000 sqft each is almost exactly an acre which seems like too much to commit to for a town this size.

40 residents @ 2 shots of whiskey per day is 29,200 shots = 228 gal. * 1.7 lb/gal of whiskey production = 387 lb of corn. / 35 lb/bushel = 11 bushels of corn / 100 bushels/acre because we're shit farmers = .11 acres for corn production. We'll double it to .25 acre and double that for winter greenhouse space = .5 acres. I think we ignore this and simply purchase corn and save the land for the distillery. This could be a major export for our town regionally.

The goat farm will be difficult as well. At an average of 4 goats per acre, we're low on space to provide them the space they need. Therefore, I think we fence in our entire town and pass a no-paving law. Thus we'll have up to 25 free range goats in our town at all times.

I've used up all my thinking power for the day. Work is gonna be productive this afternoon.

This is porn.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Alright, we've got 6.6 acres to work with. Since land is at a premium, we're going to have to import a lot of supplies rather than try to be self sufficient.

I'm thinking we're going to need at least 1 acre for Knob Creek 2.0. This will be a big attraction and moneymaker with the local hunters.

The barn, bar, and house (brothel) probably take up an acre. Also a big visitor destination. Food and drink out here is a great attraction to our town.

The track simply will not fit within our borders, unless we plan to run our town as a 24/7 road course, which is too much of a liability. Looks like we'll need to purchase some adjacent land, which is an additional expense.

Down to logistics, housing 40 residents @ a comfortable 1000 sqft each is almost exactly an acre which seems like too much to commit to for a town this size.

40 residents @ 2 shots of whiskey per day is 29,200 shots = 228 gal. * 1.7 lb/gal of whiskey production = 387 lb of corn. / 35 lb/bushel = 11 bushels of corn / 100 bushels/acre because we're shit farmers = .11 acres for corn production. We'll double it to .25 acre and double that for winter greenhouse space = .5 acres. I think we ignore this and simply purchase corn and save the land for the distillery. This could be a major export for our town regionally.

The goat farm will be difficult as well. At an average of 4 goats per acre, we're low on space to provide them the space they need. Therefore, I think we fence in our entire town and pass a no-paving law. Thus we'll have up to 25 free range goats in our town at all times.

I've used up all my thinking power for the day. Work is gonna be productive this afternoon.

Bro.... you lost me at 1 acre for KC 2.0. WTF am i supposed to do on 1 acre? I can trow a rock across an acre.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Bro.... you lost me at 1 acre for KC 2.0. WTF am i supposed to do on 1 acre? I can trow a rock across an acre.

Totally. We need like fucking 50 acres just to contain the brushfire.

[Mr Tonka]

Ok, new plan. We whore out Axius until we get enough money to buy the neighboring towns.

[Mr Tonka]

As sheriff, i can arrest the neighboring rich people on trumped up charges and with Biorin as judge and jury, she ....ahem, HE can seize all their assets which can be used to procure more land.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, new plan. We whore out Axius until we get enough money to buy the neighboring towns.

You guys are an ass pair now; we're whoring you out too. Discount if buyer takes both for the night.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, new plan. We whore out Axius until we get enough money to buy the neighboring towns.

So who's going on the Costco run for the 500 pack of viagra?

RIP Axius

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

As sheriff, i can arrest the neighboring rich people on trumped up charges and with Biorin as judge and jury, she ....ahem, HE can seize all their assets which can be used to procure more land.

Nvm, this is better. We can go insane with power!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You guys are an ass pair now; we're whoring you out too. Discount if buyer takes both for the night.

Yep. We're basically a package deal at this point, so if a fat chick is sitting on my face, damnit Tonka is going to be under the cheek next to me too.

[Mr Tonka]

Jake, once you recuperate from all that vigorous thinking, start figuring out how we can maximize profit from selling OT ass.

[Axius]

We could start an OT escort service out of our small town.

[C5driver]

Can we declare ourselves a cult and qualify for tax exempt status? Tax free escort services might be the competitive edge we need to aggressively market our wares.

[Axius]

Oooooooo!!!! A cult! That sounds fun!


Now, how many wives do I get?

[RJ_]

Fuck it, it's the wild west. OTBimmerBagVille will be our tax haven headquarters, free lodging, crooked courthouse, and playground of vices.

We can do legal stuff anywhere.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oooooooo!!!! A cult! That sounds fun!

Now, how many wives do I get?

As the Grand Imperial Dicktater, why the fuck would you be asking me?

[Axius]

What about outsiders? Do we build a fence of some sort?


Orrrrrr, maybe we can get some goats and strap M16's with 203 launchers.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

As the Grand Imperial Dicktater, why the fuck would you be asking me?

Sorry, still getting used to my new position. The air is so dense this high up the ladder.