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      01-08-2016, 12:04 PM   #20417
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I used to be nervous having to take my skirt off for obgyn appointments. After having a baby, I take my pants off in a heart beat. Nothing bothers me now about modesty
Now I'm sure Sara...You're my dream girl !
Edit: I really hope your eye gets better and soon .
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      01-08-2016, 12:07 PM   #20418
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I have never seen anyone drink as much as yall did!!

How many hand granades did you buy?
It's one of my many amazing talents.

We each had one. By the time it was gone, I definitely did not need any more booze.
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      01-08-2016, 12:10 PM   #20419
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It's one of my many amazing talents.

We each had one. By the time it was gone, I definitely did not need any more booze.
You were pregaming pretty hard in the hotel room
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      01-08-2016, 12:13 PM   #20420
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Wash the...inside? I'm slightly confused as the video earlier shows excision via the interior.
Wash the exterior once a week with mild, baby shampoo to help prevent a cyst. 28 years and this is the first and hopefully the last one in my life.
No dear....it's all downhill from here on
Oh shit - you calling her old?!?!
Just calling as it is...time stops for no one......
Just giving you a hard time
Haha.....I'm used to it!
Hard times call for hard measures......or is it hard times call for soft places...I dunno:
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      01-08-2016, 12:14 PM   #20421
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No dear....it's all downhill from here on
I feel like Im having a mid life crisis
Don't worry....that ages you
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      01-08-2016, 12:17 PM   #20422
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Don't worry....that ages you
Shoo.
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      01-08-2016, 12:19 PM   #20423
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Don't worry....that ages you
Shoo.

I know I'm a pest
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      01-08-2016, 12:31 PM   #20424
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Creepy Uncle Phil.
Just don't go confusing him with me. I cun rite in English
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Me and father time UncleWede are ahead of you no worries.
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Dry in here.....
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Time to make it wet then, if you know what I mean...,




Fucking thirsty and this water just spilt all over my pantaloons.
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Creepy Uncle Phil.
Creeeeeeepy.....!!!



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Creeeeeeepy.....!!!



Sorry Uncle Phille, can't watch YouTubes at work, gotta wait an hour until I get home to see what creepy thing you could have possibly posted.
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Dry in here.....
I'm able to resolve that for you
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      01-08-2016, 01:29 PM   #20431
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I like going to Walmart and play the "Count the number of people with Natty Light boxes"


I need to get more beer today.
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After that water fell out of the sky there must have been a funny reaction or maybe mold on the local mountains
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      01-08-2016, 01:38 PM   #20434
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I like going to Walmart and play the "Count the number of people with Natty Greene boxes"


I need to get more beer today.
Is that what you meant to type...?
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Is that what you meant to type...?
You realize I said WAL-MART right.


Speaking of, what day are we all hanging out tomorrow or Sunday? Or is your boss putting the shackles on?
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      01-08-2016, 01:43 PM   #20436
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I wonder who in the OT would lose their shit first should alcohol all of a sudden not be available for purchase.
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Not me, I'll just smoke a fatty to the dome instead.


That's a lie, I'd lose my shit and start fermenting fruit under my bed like a prison cell.
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Try these too, along with the compresses. And especially after it goes away so it doesn't ever come back like most chalazions do. They are my sensitive eyelid's best friends . Any CVS or drug store chain should have them. Make sure you get "plus" not regular.

WAY superior and easier than baby soap and q-tip!
Awesome recommendation--I have a family member in mind that may benefit from this product.

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Wash the exterior once a week with mild, baby shampoo to help prevent a cyst. 28 years and this is the first and hopefully the last one in my life.
I'm not sure of your cosmetic allegiance however you may find success in regular use of something like:
Clinique Clarifying Lotion on cotton rounds. I find it effective at removing excess oil without drying out.
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