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      01-19-2016, 06:23 AM   #21517
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Can we be hired if all we have are good looks and no skills?
So that's why you wanted photos of me when I asked to become your secretary. Fuck you Ax!

So what for was the kneeling durability test again?
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      01-19-2016, 06:29 AM   #21518
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So that's why you wanted photos of me when I asked to become your secretary. Fuck you Ax!

So what for was the kneeling durability test again?
Oh dear Anna, you have more than just good looks! A woman of many talents, the pictures were merely for backup so I could see you on days you had off.


...., ummm..., gardening...., yeah gardening.
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Oh dear Anna, you have more than just good looks! A woman of many talents, the pictures were merely for backup so I could see you on days you had off.


...., ummm..., gardening...., yeah gardening.
Oh, sorry. I thought it was a bit weird after you kept asking all those flexibility questions too. I asked my friends too, and they said it ain't normal to ask if I can pick up a pen in heels with my knees still straight.

I'll send you the lollipop eating clip you required later.
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Oh, sorry. I thought it was a bit weird after you kept asking all those flexibility questions too. I asked my friends too, and they said it ain't normal to ask if I can pick up a pen in heels with my knees still straight.

I'll send you the lollipop eating clip you required later.
Don't be sorry, you're friends just don't know what they are talking about. Oh, I got us set up for partner yoga tomorrow so we can be ready for our long weekend of, activities.


Might be too late, I chewed on it and now there's chunks of hard candy stuck to the carpet. Bonita is not going to be happy when she comes in to clean the office later.


Also, I need you to call Cassandra around 2pm and politely tell her to fuck off.
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Don't be sorry, you're friends just don't know what they are talking about. Oh, I got us set up for partner yoga tomorrow so we can be ready for our long weekend of, activities.


Might be too late, I chewed on it and now there's chunks of hard candy stuck to the carpet. Bonita is not going to be happy when she comes in to clean the office later.


Also, I need you to call Cassandra around 2pm and politely tell her to fuck off.
Great! I was really glad to learn about these awesome exercise opportunities you offer Billie!

Yeah, my friends suck. I showed them your photo and they wanted the job.
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My boss gave me the keys to a shiny new toy at work....another department to run

Now before you say congratulations....this little line of business hasn't been profitable for 2 years now....

So, now I have the single MOST profitable line of business as well as the least profitable line of business company wide....:
Yes, but a great opportunity! Knock 'em dead, killer!!

I was given the most HR ridden, low performing, and incompetent team in the company I worked for at the time. The marching orders were to fire as many as possible as quickly as humanly possible. We managed to keep all of them and turn them into the #1 team in the entire company. This allowed me to write my ticket in the organization.

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Hey, underperforming chumps get two warnings.

First- " get your shit together FAST."

Second " get OUT. Kill yourself on the way out"

So did I get the job?
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Another proud graduate of the Lord Vader School of Management!
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Great! I was really glad to learn about these awesome exercise opportunities you offer Billie!

Yeah, my friends suck. I showed them your photo and they wanted the job.
I just want to make sure that we stay in tip top shape year round! Have to make sure our operation is properly represented when we go out into the public.


Well, they can not have the job. It is indefinitely a filled position.
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ASBSECU E93 I'll write you custom fourier-based random signal market prediction algorithms and do some statistical analysis on our simulations. Do I get the job?

*This already exists and there's books on the topic. I just want an excuse to do it because I think it's interesting, especially as it relates to HFT.
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Keeps the boss confused and the salary high.
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ASBSECU E93 I'll write you custom fourier-based random signal market prediction algorithms and do some statistical analysis on our simulations. Do I get the job?

*This already exists and there's books on the topic. I just want an excuse to do it because I think it's interesting, especially as it relates to HFT.
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Can we be hired if all we have are good looks and no skills?
So that's why you wanted photos of me when I asked to become your secretary. Fuck you Ax!

So what for was the kneeling durability test again?
Not even going to give me 2 weeks notice? :
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Keeps the boss confused and the salary high.
Is this why I am confused with a low salary?
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Is this why I am confused with a low salary?
Just start using bigger words.
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Just start using bigger words.
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Just start using bigger words.
Does this mean I need to drop the four letter words and graduate to five letter words?
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You mean like Cuss words?
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Not even going to give me 2 weeks notice? :
He said you could be my assistant!

Hey big t, wanna help me out, I'm picking floors and I need an opinion of a man in the trade.
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Does this mean I need to drop the four letter words and graduate to five letter words?
You need to talk with more than four rune word if you want to be a high paid man. This writ is made of only many four rune word, and to be true, it is more hard than just to talk with a long word. It may be a ploy of the wise to set a low goal and to give back high, but your boss may not find your ways to be of his muse.

I only type this writ for the pang in my gut need food but the hand of time will move too slow. Such is the way of the man at work.
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Just start using bigger words.
I once had an argument with an idiot about why Ayn Rand collecting social security did not make her a hypocrite, to which his responses were essentially shitting out random pages of a thesaurus to insist that I had "torn a loophole in the fabric of intellectual morality" or something moronic like that.
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