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      10-16-2010, 05:40 AM   #353
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If this is a true story....wait till she finds out his real penis size, she wont be interested anymore.
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      10-16-2010, 09:41 AM   #354
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If this is a true story....wait till she finds out his real penis size, she wont be interested anymore.
Not cool Bro, not cool lol.
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      10-16-2010, 11:06 AM   #355
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sounds like you'll have future poon on tap. gg bro.
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      10-16-2010, 12:58 PM   #356
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if you guys can’t go into a steam/sauna with clothed or naked guys and have conversation, I donno what to say, all I know is I gotta milk this guy to get me an intern there…

so yesterday friends were hanging at my place and we were blazing. It was about 11pm and I get a text from chelsea asking what I was doing. I replied I was studying for my statistic midterm and I didn’t know anything. She texted back saying she could help me. So im blazed, body almost numb and I invite her over my place and text her my address. I tell my friends they g2g and around midnight she arrives.

she was really digging my place (thx to ma and pa for the apartment ) and I was trying to keep a straight face the whole time, really just stupid high. We sit down at the kitchen table and she teaching me bell curves while I pretend I have no idea what it is. anyway, after 10 min of useless studying, I couldn’t take it anymore. I was high and hungry as fuck and delivery was all closed. I asked her if she was hungry, she was so we took my car to a diner. Nothing much happened at the diner, just conversation and me eating like a mad man with some elegance .

so after the diner, we come back to my place and it is 1.30am. she noticed I had a shit load of burned dvds near my tv and I asked if she wanted to watch one. So we watching red and halfway into it, we started making out with my hand on her knee. As it went on, my hand was in her inner thigh, hers on my belt line. So im high and like fuck it, its on.

bj led to me going down on her after, missionary on edge of bed, cowgirl, doggy off edge of bed, flipped over to missionary off edge again and finishing on stomach (sorry guys no piitb ). i donno about you guys, but I always need music when im fucking. i take each song to be 3 min long so about 8 songs passed, so roughly 25 min haha. yo jay, instead of piitb, you should use the double fingers to make them squirt works 90% of the time, didn’t do it with her 1st time around but maybe next time…

after we finished, she went to wash up a bit so I gave her a towel and she went in the bathroom. So it is roughly 2.30 am now and we went back and finished red (movie was eh). So we snuggled on the couch and after the movie, it was about 3.45am. once the movie was over, she like “o its really late I should get going” and before I could really think about it (in the moment thing), I asked her if she just wanted to stay the night and she did. She asked me if she could change clothes so I gave her sweats and a shirt. Its 4 am and we get into bed, she puts her head on my chest, my arm under her, and we fall asleep, I literally blacked out after a few minutes in...

today around 10am she wakes me up and says she made coffee and breakfast and im like wtf. So I get out of bed and go to the kitchen and see she made toast and coffee. im not sure if this is a good or bad thing. its good that she made breakfast but its bad b/c I don like it when she went exploring my place while im sleeping.

so it 11am now and she says she g2g. I thanked her for breakfast and she said she last night was fun , i walk her out to her car, light kiss (morning breath masked by breakfast = nasty) and parted ways. I went back and made sure I wasn’t missing anything and went to fucking sleep and woke around 1pm, took a shower and am posting this now.

my #1 rule is never bring a one night stand to my place. I don’t like it when people know where I live. I always go to their house bang, leave and that’s it; all they have is my cell #. I was high, didn’t think it through and am not sure if it was right to invite her to my place so soon. Hopefully its all good and she aint a psycho bitch….
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      10-16-2010, 01:07 PM   #357
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      10-16-2010, 01:31 PM   #358
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The come 2 finger come hither is an old classic. I have actually decided as of last night over a few beers with friends. Any time a girl doesn't exceed expectations in bed, shes getting a finger in the ass. I dont care if shes on top, reverse cowgirl, or bent over looking for her panties. You dont deliver, finger in the ass.


Congrats on the slwhorefest.
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      10-16-2010, 01:36 PM   #359
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^ 2 finger come hither is the name of it ? i only discovered this like 2 years ago and mastered the technique when i was in thailand , been doing it ever since haha.

i donno i bet you had some girls that like having a finger in there , might as well go the extra mile and stick your it in .
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      10-16-2010, 01:41 PM   #360
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congrats dude!
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      10-16-2010, 01:48 PM   #361
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jesus this girl really wanted you bad! please tell me you got a picture by now?
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      10-16-2010, 01:53 PM   #362
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ABOUT FUCKING TIME !

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      10-16-2010, 01:54 PM   #363
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jesus this girl really wanted you bad! please tell me you got a picture by now?
+1, picture or you made this whole story up high.
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      10-16-2010, 02:10 PM   #364
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im starting to think this shit is fake.... or maybe the girls on the east coast are better
either way so much win and yes... we need pics!!!!
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      10-16-2010, 02:16 PM   #365
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      10-16-2010, 02:54 PM   #366
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im starting to think this shit is fake.... or maybe the girls on the east coast are better
either way so much win and yes... we need pics!!!!
east cost ladies >> west coast ladies
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      10-16-2010, 04:23 PM   #367
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Lost any respect for this after you said you were high during all this. You honestly just sound like a dumb kid with parents that buy you everything.

I doubt this even happened but if it did, she'll realize you're an immature kid and marry a doctor.
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Lost any respect for this after you said you were high during all this. You honestly just sound like a dumb kid with parents that buy you everything.

I doubt this even happened but if it did, she'll realize you're an immature kid and marry a doctor.
Sorry, too harsh.
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Lost any respect for this after you said you were high during all this. You honestly just sound like a dumb kid with parents that buy you everything.

I doubt this even happened but if it did, she'll realize you're an immature kid and marry a doctor.
Tell us how you really feel.
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      10-16-2010, 05:03 PM   #370
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just under two weeks since you made this thread. not bad.
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      10-16-2010, 05:04 PM   #371
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Congrats. Glad you actually got some after all this...
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      10-16-2010, 05:14 PM   #372
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something fishy going on here...i mean the OP was afraid to even approach a woman, now suddenly he is having wild sex with her...

most guys i know who have sex with a girl they just met have extremely high confidence and can approach any girl at any time...OP doesn't seem to have that..

slightly paradoxical situation with the OP
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      10-16-2010, 05:23 PM   #373
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Lost any respect for this after you said you were high during all this. You honestly just sound like a dumb kid with parents that buy you everything.

I doubt this even happened but if it did, she'll realize you're an immature kid and marry a doctor.
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      10-16-2010, 05:51 PM   #374
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something fishy going on here...i mean the OP was afraid to even approach a woman, now suddenly he is having wild sex with her...

most guys i know who have sex with a girl they just met have extremely high confidence and can approach any girl at any time...OP doesn't seem to have that..

slightly paradoxical situation with the OP
LOL... I gotta agree with above... but if true, congrats! Now what do you do from here? Have sex, more sex and more sex until she's all clingy or do you try to cultivate a meaningful relationship?
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