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      03-19-2009, 02:04 PM   #1
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What sound does a pig make?

A 1st grade teacher in Atlanta asks little Tyrone "What sound does a pig make?" Tyrone stands up and yells "Get on the ground Ni**er!!!"
black guy at my work texted that to me today haha.

anyone else got some good jokes?!
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ROFL had to read it again... yes i am slow

although i have a feeling this thread is going to go places.... bad places

well fuck it since its still open, why dont i give it a shot?


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      03-19-2009, 03:45 PM   #3
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A 1st grade teacher in Atlanta asks little Tyrone "What sound does a pig make?" Tyrone stands up and yells "Get on the ground Ni**er!!!"
black guy at my work texted that to me today haha.

anyone else got some good jokes?!
i didn't get it at first. But after the second time. My stomach hurts from laughing. Good one.
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haha, fantastic.... i just sent that to my sister in the nypd in east NY....
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So little Tyrone was white, I take it.
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So little Tyrone was white, I take it.
really?.... little tyron heres everyone calling cops pigs and thats what he hears them say. he is black.



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Why in "Atlanta"?
idk thats what the text said
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Cuz Atlanta has a very large black population of which the cops don't care too much for.
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ROFL had to read it again... yes i am slow

although i have a feeling this thread is going to go places.... bad places

well fuck it since its still open, why dont i give it a shot?


what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
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really?.... little tyron heres everyone calling cops pigs and thats what he hears them say. he is black.





idk thats what the text said
Sarcasm buddy. Have you ever met a white Tyrone!?
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Cuz Atlanta has a very large black population of which the cops don't care too much for.
O RLY? ....Try LA or any other big city for that matter

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O RLY? ....Try LA or any other big city for that matter

I guess you're not that familiar with Atlanta.
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I guess you're not that familiar with Atlanta.
I lived in the South for 10 years (spanning from Louisiana up to Mississippi, Tennessee and south toward Alabama, Georgia and Florida/ Miami)

and

I was back in Atlanta just two weeks ago
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I lived in the South for 10 years (spanning from Louisiana up to Mississippi, Tennessee and south toward Alabama, Georgia and Florida/ Miami)

and

I was back in Atlanta just two weeks ago
Then you must walk into walls pretty frequently.
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Then you must walk into walls pretty frequently.
And ...you must be a juvenile douche as suspected all along
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