03-19-2009, 02:04 PM | #1 |
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What sound does a pig make?
A 1st grade teacher in Atlanta asks little Tyrone "What sound does a pig make?" Tyrone stands up and yells "Get on the ground Ni**er!!!"
black guy at my work texted that to me today haha. anyone else got some good jokes?!
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ROFL had to read it again... yes i am slow
although i have a feeling this thread is going to go places.... bad places well fuck it since its still open, why dont i give it a shot? what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan |
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i didn't get it at first. But after the second time. My stomach hurts from laughing. Good one.
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So little Tyrone was white, I take it.
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Why in "Atlanta"?
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really?.... little tyron heres everyone calling cops pigs and thats what he hears them say. he is black.
idk thats what the text said
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god damnit nico
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Sarcasm buddy. Have you ever met a white Tyrone!?
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I guess you're not that familiar with Atlanta.
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hahahaha thats funny
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Then you must walk into walls pretty frequently.
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lol
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