[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I like how you added "during that time" as though the assertion immediately prior was not actually a constant during the day (aside from maybe mealtimes)...

Lol, I meant to write dares but cares works too.
Be nice to me, I tried to kill my dog again!

[jgoens]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Does this include prep time as well?

Takes me 1 hr 30 mins every morning to wash yesterday's dishes, and cook and eat breakfast (I toss in ground beef/rice in crockpot/rice cooker the previous night before going to bed, so it's ready for the day). Price you gotta pay to make them gainz. Usually have a combo of 3 red potatoes, 6 whole eggs, some olive oil, seasonings, and veggies with two cups of milk. Kinda heavy (~1,300 cals), but I digest food very quickly. Will have second meal two hours later.

Sucks it takes so long, but necessary.

Sounds like you have a lot of extra time...don't worry as you get older (and busier, like with a kid) that super meal will be a thing of the past. When I was in my twenties I would eat 5 or 6 medium pancakes....now, maybe a small banana. I go to the gym in the morning and prefer to be semi fasting.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by jgoens

Sounds like you have a lot of extra time...don't worry as you get older (and busier, like with a kid) that super meal will be a thing of the past. When I was in my twenties I would eat 5 or 6 medium pancakes....now, maybe a small banana. I go to the gym in the morning and prefer to be semi fasting.

Hah I'm sure I will give it up...but until I have a wife/kids, it's gainz time!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Hah I'm sure I will give it up...but until I have a wife/kids, it's gainz time!

Don't eat everything. Save one cow and a goat to trade for wife.

[1MOREMOD]

What's wrong with eating a bunch without spending shit ton of time doing it. Open can of tuna, fruit, already prepped meat, cottage cheese protein powder.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What's wrong with eating a bunch without spending shit ton of time doing it. Open can of tuna, fruit, already prepped meat, cottage cheese protein powder.

That healthy shit ain't fun to shit.

[TXSTYLE]

I do not believe in ever eating fast. I want to "savor the flavor!"

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What's wrong with eating a bunch without spending shit ton of time doing it. Open can of tuna, fruit, already prepped meat, cottage cheese protein powder.

I'd prefer to prep my own food than eating canned/packaged food. Most don't recognize the effect on one's insulin levels with all that canned/packaged crap. When you combine individual ingredients, you can control more variables. Digestibility is everything in maximizing your potential for growth. When you eat crap like canned tuna, or pre-packaged meats, or powdered protein, you greatly impact your digestion, which in turn effects things like protein synthesis.

Again, this is just me being anal about it. Have some extra time on my hands, so why not do it the best way (which will always be, hands down, purchasing individual ingredients and combining them to make a meal, rather than purchasing combined ingredients/prepared foods).

Oh, and I usually put on some documentary/political debate while cooking breakfast. Get some good food going AND learn something.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

That healthy shit ain't fun to shit.

Right? What he needs for a power breakfast;

1.) .5lb America bacon (maple preferred)
2.) 1 bag of milk
3.) .5lb Canadian bacon
4.) 1 whole Idaho potato salted and uncooked
5.) 5 raw eggs

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Right? What he needs for a power breakfast;

1.) .5lb America bacon (maple preferred)
2.) 1 bag of milk
3.) .5lb Canadian bacon
4.) 1 whole Idaho potato salted and uncooked
5.) 5 raw eggs

YOU SICK FUCK MILK DOESNT GO IN TO A BAG!!!!

[jgoens]

Originally Posted by Lups

YOU SICK FUCK MILK DOESNT GO IN TO A BAG!!!!

It does if it's breast milk.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jgoens

It does if it's breast milk.

You sick fuck are a trump voter in my eyes from now on.

Milk is serious. I will not tolerate this shit.

Oh, wait. Breastmilk. Okay, that can be killed to a bag. Sorry. I thought you were pro Canada. I read breastmilk as a breakfast.

You're still cool, and we are besties.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

YOU SICK FUCK MILK DOESNT GO IN TO A BAG!!!!

Uhhh have you ever drank your milk from a bag? It's fucking glorious. Pucker your lips on the spout like drinking from a mother cows teet. Caressing and massaging the bag as if it's the breast of your favourite actress....,



Canada did ONE thing right. Bags of milk.

[KennySRFElite]

It depends on how long my lover what's to be eaten.
KP

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Uhhh have you ever drank your milk from a bag? It's fucking glorious. Pucker your lips on the spout like drinking from a mother cows teet. Caressing and massaging the bag as if it's the breast of your favourite actress....,



Canada did ONE thing right. Bags of milk.

Who are you? Who are you?

Go away.

You sick fuck.

(this was poetic in my mind. Text me babe, but don't talk about milk this way or I will take you down.)

[Lups]

Originally Posted by cautjit

It depends on how long my lover what's to be eaten.
KP

I honestly don't understand why you haven't gotten 10 000 000 000 likes by now. You are a person I shall always remember with warmth and love and your view of the activities a morning needs will always be the goal post I will aim to have in my life too.

[catcher22]

Thomas Bagel or Pepperidge Farm Bagel (whatever brand I can find in the grocery store) and veggie cream cheese, every morning (except for weekends) the past 5+ years or so.

Takes 10-15 minutes from prep to finish and I'm out the door.

Few years ago I started a job with a long commute and decided it wasn't practical to 1)Not eat breakfast, 2) Get breakfast in the office after such a long commute, or 3) Spend more than 15-20 minutes making breakfast at home from start to finish.

Tried a few things, didn't like cereal, eggs took too long to cook/clean and left my place smelly, so the bagel works perfect and takes me to lunch.

Beware: The older you get, the longer it takes to get ready.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by rr006rbc

Geez. You guys have an awful lot of time to eat in the morning lol.

I get up and 15 mins later I'm in my car commuting to work. In that 15 mins I'll have used the toilet, brushed my teeth, washed my face, changed and put on a tie, gel'd my hair and sprayed cologne. Then I sit in my car and let it warm up for 5 mins while the neighbors hate me more and more while I check emails and social media notifications lol.

I didn't catch where you showered?

[rr006rbc]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I didn't catch where you showered?

lol I shower the night before so my bed smells fresh for the ladies.

[1MOREMOD]

I meant already prepared by myself. Cook at night

[angelr]

10-15 mins usually

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

YOU SICK FUCK MILK DOESNT GO IN TO A BAG!!!!

I can assure you it does. Multiple times. Per day. And it loves it.

I refuse to believe an entire nation can be wrong. Unless that nation is Finland. Then ok.