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      06-07-2017, 12:24 PM   #67
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Wait wait wait wait wait..., did you also just say NON-FAT MILK?!?!


WHAT THE FUCK! You can't threaten me, I'm in the US, basically untouchable to you. So expect a couple bags of milk for Christmas this year. With pictures of me cleaning someone elses pool.
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      06-07-2017, 01:20 PM   #68
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So, is it OK that milk is transported from farm to plant in metal tubes???? Regardless of whether they put it into bags or boxes once it gets to the plant.
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      06-07-2017, 01:20 PM   #69
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Every nation has bad apples, I understand every country has some bad apples, apples, apple pie, with milk that is stored correctly to a beautiful carton. Nothing sick, just pure paperish material and beautiful non fat milk.

Milk...

Mmmm...

Wonderful.

You're breaking my heart with all this milk bagging and you do not want to piss me off! I have tons of influence here (well, my district has like ten mp's, and I'm sure I can figure out where one of them live, then I will terrorise them for weeks until they submit to my will and Finland will go to war with you and then I'm not sure what will happen, but I'm sure it will be really, really serious and bad!). Just warning ya all! Get to the correct milk transportation method and pretty fucking fast or ELSE!

I have been sure for a while Canada will be the next leader of the free world alliance, but this can not happen if you torture innocent milk!

And you sick fucker have edited my beautiful words in your signature! That's fraud! Nobody believes you! And I will go find one of those mp's right now!
No edits at all - it was beautiful when you said it and I wanted to capture its essence for all time.

Being a peace loving Canuck, I suggest we bury the hatchet. Instead of everyone gearing up for war in a pointless exercise, what say you to an old fashioned duel with pistols? Between our respective prime ministers of course...as leaders they should be the ones to settle the difference, not you or I naturally.

And if by some miracle mine wins, I'd be happy to cast my vote to donate him, sans shirt, to replace your fallen minister since you would naturally be in need of another politician at that point. Only because I'm so generous of course...it's not like he's driving the economy into the ground due to inexperience and I'd prefer he did it to another country instead. Nothing like that at all. Scout's honor.
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      06-07-2017, 01:22 PM   #70
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No edits at all - it was beautiful when you said it and I wanted to capture its essence for all time.

Being a peace loving Canuck, I suggest we bury the hatchet. Instead of everyone gearing up for war in a pointless exercise, what say you to an old fashioned duel with pistols? Between our respective prime ministers of course...as leaders they should be the ones to settle the difference, not you or I naturally.

And if by some miracle mine wins, I'd be happy to cast a vote to donate him, sans shirt, to replace your fallen minister since you would naturally be in need of another politician at that point. Only because I'm so generous of course...it's not like he's driving the economy into the ground due to inexperience and I'd prefer he did it to another country instead. Nothing like that at all. Scout's honor.
Omg my pm is a fucking potato, he always fucks up everything! He would probably shoot Justin, and then that would be a double loss for me!

Can't we just agree you owe me an apology and after a few months of my wrath we can go back to the normal relationship?
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      06-07-2017, 01:24 PM   #71
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AS I walk in the office I turn on the Kerig. Then I put a couple eggs in this funky steamer, press the button, and have hard boiled eggs in about 10 minutes. Brew one cup of hot water, slap it in the microwave for another minute. Start my cup of coffee, swig some kefir out of the jug, then pour the hot water on my 2 bags of Maple/Brown sugar oatmeal. By the time the eggs buzz, I need a second cup. Eat the eggs while answering emails.
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      06-07-2017, 01:32 PM   #72
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Omg my pm is a fucking potato, he always fucks up everything! He would probably shoot Justin, and then that would be a double loss for me!

Can't we just agree you owe me an apology and after a few months of my wrath we can go back to the normal relationship?
As a Canadian, I can certainly understand why you believe apologizing is in my nature. Sadly, stubbornness is too.

I tell you what, I'd also be equally happy to cast my vote to send Justin to Finland permanently in exchange for 4 Nokian Hakkepellitas - any size, doesn't matter...I'd still be coming out ahead in the exchange.
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As a Canadian, I can certainly understand why you believe apologizing is in my nature. Sadly, stubbornness is too.

I tell you what, I'd also be equally happy to cast my vote to send Justin to Finland permanently in exchange for 4 Nokian Hakkepellitas - any size, doesn't matter...I'd still be coming out ahead in the exchange.
Fine, send shipping adress and make sure Justin won't pack.

And no more milk bag things!

(you are one fucking epic man joe. Absolutely hilarious every time and I enjoy our extremely serious talks every time)
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Find, send shipping adress and make sure Justin won't pack.

And no more milk bag things!

(you are one fucking epic man joe. Absolutely hilarious every time and I enjoy our extremely serious talks every time)
Aww, thanks. I appreciate it.

Yes, I only made one foray into the politics subforum, but I did enjoy my time there and our discussions...may need to drop in there again. Though I'm wondering if I should create another handle in case it gets banned.

The minority dissenting opinions I hold seem to stick out like a nail out of a board. And nails that stick up have a tendency to get hammered. And I'm afraid of the banhammer. I like my user name and join date.
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Aww, thanks. I appreciate it.

Yes, I only made one foray into the politics subforum, but I did enjoy my time there and our discussions...may need to drop in there again. Though I'm wondering if I should create another handle in case it gets banned.

The minority dissenting opinions I hold seem to stick out like a nail out of a board. And nails that stick up have a tendency to get hammered. And I'm afraid of the banhammer. I like my user name and join date.
Aww.

Politics is talking, sharing, finding a medium. I don't as you know agree with you in few things, but we the people of this planet need to understand everyone don't agree with us in everything. I have no doubt we two couldn't find mediums im our dividing issues and to work on our common goals more. It is how politics should work.

And talk about a nail in the politics side. I'm in American politics a conservative (financially), with a liberal thinking, and my main focus there is to point our what corruption does to a country, and how fast it works.

So I think disagreeing in something is good. Holding a ground only on differences gives nobody nothing. Focusing on things we can agree is better, and from that ground you can find a medium in the hard stuff too.

Three paragraphs and all said the same thing. Man I need alcohol
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Does this include prep time as well?

Takes me 1 hr 30 mins every morning to wash yesterday's dishes, and cook and eat breakfast (I toss in ground beef/rice in crockpot/rice cooker the previous night before going to bed, so it's ready for the day). Price you gotta pay to make them gainz. Usually have a combo of 3 red potatoes, 6 whole eggs, some olive oil, seasonings, and veggies with two cups of milk. Kinda heavy (~1,300 cals), but I digest food very quickly. Will have second meal two hours later.

Sucks it takes so long, but necessary.
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