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      05-23-2016, 01:17 PM   #28931
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The satisfaction of the manual labor of yardwork after staring at a computer screen all day is well worth whatever time I might save. First world problems.
I would rather put in an extra three hours at work than do 30 minutes of yard work. Doesn't help that I'm allergic to anything that grows.

I never understood why people love to work outside. My father is like this. He'll come home from a full day of work and then work in the yard/garden for another 2-3 hours.
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I would rather put in an extra three hours at work than do 30 minutes of yard work. Doesn't help that I'm allergic to anything that grows.

I never understood why people love to work outside. My father is like this. He'll come home from a full day of work and then work in the yard/garden for another 2-3 hours.
My wife enjoys working outside... cutting the grass... edging... gardening. Ew. Thank God she likes it. Although, the amount we have spent on yard implements is probably greater than what we would have spent having it done. #overkillismymiddlename
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      05-23-2016, 01:27 PM   #28934
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My wife enjoys working outside... cutting the grass... edging... gardening. Ew. Thank God she likes it. Although, the amount we have spent on yard implements is probably greater than what we would have spent having it done. #overkillismymiddlename
The type of girls I like will never enjoy working outside in the yard. I'm going to have to be like Mywifes335 and find Alberto.
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      05-23-2016, 01:29 PM   #28935
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Oh hell yeah. The last time I cut the grass was when the $10 my dad would pay me every week mattered.
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I would rather put in an extra three hours at work than do 30 minutes of yard work. Doesn't help that I'm allergic to anything that grows.

I never understood why people love to work outside. My father is like this. He'll come home from a full day of work and then work in the yard/garden for another 2-3 hours.
I get it. I used to do the yard work because i liked it and because, riding mower. I even like pressure washing and cleaning the gutters, etc... But my cycling schedule leaves little time and energy for that kind of stuff on the weekends.

Now i equally enjoy coming home from a bike ride to a freshly cut lawn, trimmed hedges, etc...

The pool guys do kind of piss me off some times. They're kinda stupid and even though we have one of the best services around, i could run that place so much better and make so much more money. I'd spend at least another $500 a year with them if they took the initiative to quote me prices on broken equipment or necessary replacement parts. Hell, if they just furnished me with prices on products i requested from them, i'd likely spend more with them! SMH....
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      05-23-2016, 01:29 PM   #28936
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The type of girls I like will never enjoy working outside in the yard. I'm going to have to be like Mywifes335 and find Alberto.
careful on which Alberto you get. Some of them offer services on the side.
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careful on which Alberto you get. Some of them offer services on the side.
You better be careful on which pool boy you hire. He may have eyes for Mrs. Tonka while you're out on your 600 mile bike ride. Just saying.

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You better be careful on which pool boy you hire. He may have eyes for Mrs. Tonka while you're out on your 600 mile bike ride. Just saying.

Ha! Tonka's got him beat. #stationarybikeperks
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      05-23-2016, 02:10 PM   #28940
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You better be careful on which pool boy you hire. He may have eyes for Mrs. Tonka while you're out on your 600 mile bike ride. Just saying.

Who's ass to you think i'm riding behind when i'm riding?

My view most of the time....




Besides, as long as it's not Axius i'm safe.
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Who's ass to you think i'm riding behind when i'm riding?

My view most of the time....




Besides, as long as it's not Axius i'm safe.
What a beautiful road!
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Who's ass to you think i'm riding behind when i'm riding?

My view most of the time....




Besides, as long as it's not Axius i'm safe.
Hahaha well played, sir.

No wonder why you're exhausted after every bike ride. I'd be exhausted after chasing some ass for 40 miles.
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Hahaha well played, sir.

No wonder why you're exhausted after every bike ride. I'd be exhausted after chasing some ass for 40 miles.
Shit! This made me laugh!
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What a beautiful road!
Another one from last weekend. Her and her friend are so far ahead of me you can't see them. lol



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Shit! This made me laugh!
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Nice car. I considered a 996TT as my weekend/track car. Couldn't justify it due to running cost. Love those cars thought.
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Remember my anecdote to Mike about the SBUX cup? Well, here's Ms. Estée Lauder.

Enjoy!
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Remember my anecdote to Mike about the SBUX cup? Well, here's Ms. Estée Lauder.

Enjoy!
Brb. Fapping.
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Remember my anecdote to Mike about the SBUX cup? Well, here's Ms. Estée Lauder.

Enjoy!
I can't remember which one she is. The 24-year-old? I'm getting confused with your side pieces. I need an excel spreadsheet to keep track! Is this chick Asian? Those are big for Asian.
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I can't remember which one she is. The 24-year-old? I'm getting confused with your side pieces. I need an excel spreadsheet to keep track! Is this chick Asian? Those are big for Asian.
Lol. Not all were side pieces... Er... Some pre-dated Mrs 335i.

Yeah, she a halfsie or 1/4 white. Yup, confirmed big and round.

This isn't the 24 year old. Matter of fact, have no clue how old she is. This was the traveler whom asked for the Estée Lauder after we hung out. Then invited me back to her hotel room later that evening. Note the high quality EVO X interior.
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