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      09-17-2022, 01:09 AM   #89
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Since we're going off tangent re Seinfeld, I never thought that dude was funny...amusing, sure, but lol? Naw, not a peep from me watching all those monologues. Out of the 4, Jason Alexander was the funniest to me and Julia the least. Some of the story ideas were amusing, I'll give them that.
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Never did the salt-tequila_shot-lemon thing.
I did that when I was young (and more), in my early 20s. Now I just have a few glasses of wine on Friday nights. That's it. I want to live a long time.
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      09-17-2022, 05:33 AM   #91
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Super interesting this whorehouse thing can't be that common can it? The more it gets posted the more members will feel inclined to add they've never visited one (Of course never have myself, gross).

Seinfeld was a huge hit - kind of like The Office. Plenty haven't watched The Office either but during its time it was very funny. My bro in law thinks Seinfeld is a genius and very funny at standup, not my cup of tea, but Curb Your Enthusiasm (same writer) I've laughed at plenty.
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      09-17-2022, 07:19 AM   #92
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Yes they are.

Another favorite of mine are jalapeño stuffed olives.
Have you tried the ones stuffed with tiny dill pickles. Ugh, my mouth is watering typing this
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      09-17-2022, 07:23 AM   #93
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Never carried a backpack around
I didn't either until I started traveling abroad. My shoulder ends up aggravating me when I have to carry a purse and we are moving all around. It's also easier if you buy things while out and you can shove them in the backpack.

At home, on a normal day. No.
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      09-17-2022, 07:57 AM   #94
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I didn't either until I started traveling abroad. My shoulder ends up aggravating me when I have to carry a purse and we are moving all around. It's also easier if you buy things while out and you can shove them in the backpack.

At home, on a normal day. No.
I get that but I don't carry a purse (or a man purse) either.
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      09-17-2022, 08:19 AM   #95
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I get that but I don't carry a purse (or a man purse) either.

I don’t either, I have my bitch carry it. before anyone gets offended I'm talking about my service dog, or am I?
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I love The Big Bang Theory but I have friends that think is not funny at all.
Funny? As someone who has worked in academia, that show is a documentary and not a sitcom.

I've never been to California, Oregon, or Washington State, and have never seen the Pacific Ocean.....
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Ya, re Big Bang, I don't watch nerd stuff lol. LOTR/HOTD is the cool type of nerd, Big Bang is crossing the line! LMAO.
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Funny? As someone who has worked in academia, that show is a documentary and not a sitcom.

I've never been to California, Oregon, or Washington State, and have never seen the Pacific Ocean.....
Maybe one day you will get this way. It's a beautiful coast.
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      09-17-2022, 12:04 PM   #99
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Have you tried the ones stuffed with tiny dill pickles. Ugh, my mouth is watering typing this
Will have to try those, especially if they're so good they make your mouth water just talking about them.
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      09-17-2022, 06:10 PM   #101
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Don't shit on golf, so much fun. Recommend it. Obviously frustrating starting, but then it's addicting.

I'll throw another - have not been to Europe. Still young so tons of time to do so
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Sounds pizzagatey.
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Super interesting this whorehouse thing can't be that common can it? The more it gets posted the more members will feel inclined to add they've never visited one (Of course never have myself, gross).

The whorehouse thing was very common among the Army troops I served with. Every base I served at had multiple whorehouses across the street or within a few blocks of our base. When I was in Vietnam, there was a "massage" house right on our base camp. When we were out in the field, half our team "got some" in nearby villages. "Got some" included STD's. STD's resulted in very cold injections of Penicillin with a 1/4" needle. Heh!
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I've never received a parking ticket.....
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I've never received a parking ticket.....
Like the kind you get when you come back to your car and find it between the wiper and the windshield?

Never got one of those either.
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Ask a girl out. They ask me out – just how it's always been. I got used to it without difficulty.
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High on life, nothing wrong with that! Of course I type this enjoying a whisky and cigar on my porch…
I used to get high on life but I built up a tolerance
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I've never received a parking ticket.....
You need to get out more I think bro
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It’s probably your modesty that does the trick.
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