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      02-20-2009, 05:16 PM   #6997
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      02-20-2009, 07:24 PM   #6998
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      02-20-2009, 08:07 PM   #6999
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102 bucks later...damn Im getting that tahiti tan.
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      02-20-2009, 09:41 PM   #7000
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102 bucks later...damn Im getting that tahiti tan.
What the fuck did you just say? What the hell does that mean?
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      02-20-2009, 09:52 PM   #7001
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What the fuck did you just say? What the hell does that mean?
Means I started tanning again today after two years of being white girl. I went for 8 minutes and oh my.
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      02-20-2009, 10:22 PM   #7003
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damn
yeah Ouch.. but give me a few weeks and I'll be golden.
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      02-20-2009, 10:26 PM   #7004
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WTH is a Tahiti Tan STRETCHMARKS FTL


... and she paid 102 for that
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      02-20-2009, 10:28 PM   #7005
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WTH is a Tahiti Tan STRETCHMARKS FTL


... and she paid 102 for that
Um I dont have stretch marks. Never been over 115 in my life.
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      02-20-2009, 10:29 PM   #7006
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      02-21-2009, 03:06 AM   #7007
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      02-21-2009, 03:11 AM   #7008
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Um I dont have stretch marks. Never been over 115 in my life.
what about

http://www.inquisitr.com/18524/that-...ould-kill-you/
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      02-21-2009, 10:01 AM   #7009
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      02-21-2009, 11:14 AM   #7010
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      02-21-2009, 12:37 PM   #7011
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WTH is a Tahiti Tan STRETCHMARKS FTL


... and she paid 102 for that
You spent 102 dollars to tan? Once?
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      02-21-2009, 07:36 PM   #7012
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You spent 102 dollars to tan? Once?
For 30 days. Ultra Ruva. Or whatever its called.
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      02-21-2009, 11:37 PM   #7013
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      02-22-2009, 03:22 AM   #7014
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For 30 days. Ultra Ruva. Or whatever its called.
In that 30 days, you might tan 8 times....
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      02-22-2009, 04:02 AM   #7015
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Means I started tanning again today after two years of being white girl. I went for 8 minutes and oh my.

What is that a picture of? All I know is that smalls loves it! He cant stop talking about it!
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      02-22-2009, 12:49 PM   #7016
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