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      01-10-2020, 01:09 PM   #25213
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Can someone please translate what they are saying, however, that may kill how bazar this is.

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It's funny how excited she gets for the big one and then she bites the little one, spits it out
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welp, now ive got a weird boner
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I'm not entirely sure I should have watched that at work....
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Please get this to a new page. That's just too weird for me.
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It's funny how excited she gets for the big one and then she bites the little one, spits it out
Funny how the subconscious works
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      01-10-2020, 04:11 PM   #25225
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      01-10-2020, 06:11 PM   #25229
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With Valentines just around the corner......

Who wouldn't want a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? Honey, we need some ambiance, light a candle wud ya.

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.....and it's only $98

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Nazi beverage of choice?
Wood-ear mushrooms are called "Jew's Ear" mushrooms in China. I suspect this is a sort of mushroom herbal tea.
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Wood-ear mushrooms are called "Jew's Ear" mushrooms in China. I suspect this is a sort of mushroom herbal tea.
Hmm..i can't decide which sounds worse to drink.
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Who wouldn't want a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? Honey, we need some ambiance, light a candle wud ya.

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Before or after she steams it and takes the jade egg out?
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Probably been posted here before, but....Robin Williams was a god. Such a huge shame he's gone. And NO ONE has replaced Johnny Carson. He was the best ever. And Winters, well...he is the North to which all comedic compasses point.

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