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      06-08-2016, 03:18 PM   #30713
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      06-08-2016, 03:20 PM   #30714
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By overwhelmingly popular demand, the short run of the best avatar ever is over...
Bro, you ashamed of your sweaty hairy moobies?
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      06-08-2016, 03:23 PM   #30715
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      06-08-2016, 03:25 PM   #30716
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By overwhelmingly popular demand, the short run of the best avatar ever is over...
Thank youuuu!
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      06-08-2016, 03:25 PM   #30717
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By overwhelmingly popular demand, the short run of the best avatar ever is over...
I had already blocked the image in my browser, but then you uploaded the stamped version and for a short time I thought AdBlock had the worst censorship utility in history.
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      06-08-2016, 03:38 PM   #30718
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      06-08-2016, 05:07 PM   #30719
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      06-08-2016, 06:10 PM   #30720
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      06-08-2016, 07:31 PM   #30721
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My cousin bought pre-soiled panties from a vending machine in Tokyo.

He also paid a hooker to eat only pineapple for a week and take a dump on a plate...for him to eat.
Best new avatar.


Oh yeah, your cousin is a sick bastard.
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      06-08-2016, 07:40 PM   #30722
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Best new avatar.

I have you to thank, actually!

Oh yeah, your cousin is a sick bastard.
Yeah...he is one, twisted, SOB. And from the outside, he's this chubby nerd with a $10 haircut and goofy glasses.

These are the peeps you gotta watch out for.
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      06-08-2016, 07:56 PM   #30723
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Best new avatar.


Oh yeah, your cousin is a sick bastard.
Aw shit Tonka, you kicked my ass!
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      06-08-2016, 07:56 PM   #30724
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Yeah...he is one, twisted, SOB. And from the outside, he's this chubby nerd with a $10 haircut and goofy glasses.

These are the peeps you gotta watch out for.
yeah they are.


to compliment your avatar.
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      06-08-2016, 10:50 PM   #30725
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      06-08-2016, 11:35 PM   #30726
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Why blow up my spot 'cause we both got hot?

Name artist/song for brownie points.
no idea..

i really admire the level of restraint though.. oops should prob disclaimer none of us bear any responsible for what u may or may not do with respects to your personal relationship, but we applaud the level of commitment.. to stalking and obtaining of masturbate-able materials, photographic, anecdotal, or otherwise.
Grimmey my boy, do you remember the drawing I made awhile back and I included you in the depiction hiding behind a bush with binoculars, peering out into the "normal people land"?

This is why...
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      06-09-2016, 05:35 AM   #30727
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Good car day yesterday. Car made landfall on the continent. My pre-receipt IND package showed up. One more part from IND to come and I'll have the delivery room prepped and ready.
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      06-09-2016, 06:25 AM   #30728
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      06-09-2016, 07:22 AM   #30729
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Morning everyone.
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      06-09-2016, 07:23 AM   #30731
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Good car day yesterday. Car made landfall on the continent. My pre-receipt IND package showed up. One more part from IND to come and I'll have the delivery room prepped and ready.
You should be stoked! I'm ready for the break-in 'testing' to begin. Let me know when to show up!!

You are definitely having a better transport experience than I had. Mine was damaged in the North Atlantic by high seas along with 11 other i8's and was delayed by about 3 weeks from the targeted delivery date. No one knew where the car was and I had to call BMW NA to get to the bottom of it. I was so pissed I almost purchased a fully loaded 911 Turbo from their sister dealer.
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You should be stoked! I'm ready for the break-in 'testing' to begin. Let me know when to show up!!

You are definitely having a better transport experience than I had. Mine was damaged in the North Atlantic by high seas along with 11 other i8's and was delayed by about 3 weeks from the targeted delivery date. No one knew where the car was and I had to call BMW NA to get to the bottom of it. I was so pissed I almost purchased a fully loaded 911 Turbo from their sister dealer.
Heh... the new Porsche will be a better fit anyway! Yeah, I chuckled when I saw Colin roaring in from the Gulf at the same time the Ship was coming down the Atlantic coast - but, it was nothing.
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      06-09-2016, 07:25 AM   #30733
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'morning bitches.
It's going to be that kind of day.
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Talked to supplier dude, said meeting went well the other day, got resume out. Just waiting to hear more deets.

Also, gotta skip pool league today to make it to softball league because blondie is cuter than hillbillies.


Whatta you douchenozzles got going on today?
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