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      10-28-2016, 01:34 PM   #41669
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Omg. see that silvergray545


EDIT: That was for Phil and the fish comment. LOL
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      10-28-2016, 01:35 PM   #41670
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Uhhhh, I don't agree. Every girl I've been with has not had funk except her.


Fuck that, and rack up my water bill for someone who can't take care of themself? I just told her I had to go in to work, mind you it was 4am on a Saturday.
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Did you really stop seeing her because she had a hygiene problem?


You're the goat for that.


EDIT: Wait she was living with you? My bad, haven't been here in a while. Technicalities and all.
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she shower and still smell?
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      10-28-2016, 01:44 PM   #41673
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she shower and still smell?
It's actually like a mussel my friend .
You can always smell the sea !
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      10-28-2016, 01:46 PM   #41674
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Bruh omg.
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Yes, I did stop seeing her due to hygiene and the fact that she was 8 years younger, which normally wouldn't care, but she wanted to watch cartoons? The fuck? Hell no she wasn't living with me, it was a Tinder escapade.


I would assume she showered before, but don't know?


There are three others in the picture, but would rather be alone. Hunting consumes entire weekends, playing beer league kickball since soccer was filled, pool league, roller hockey, etc.
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Yes, I did stop seeing her due to hygiene and the fact that she was 8 years younger, which normally wouldn't care, but she wanted to watch cartoons? The fuck? Hell no she wasn't living with me, it was a Tinder escapade.


I would assume she showered before, but don't know?


go on...you need to let it all out!
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      10-28-2016, 01:52 PM   #41677
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Yes, I did stop seeing her due to hygiene and the fact that she was 8 years younger, which normally wouldn't care, but she wanted to watch cartoons? The fuck? Hell no she wasn't living with me, it was a Tinder escapade.


I would assume she showered before, but don't know?


There are three others in the picture, but would rather be alone. Hunting consumes entire weekends, playing beer league kickball since soccer was filled, pool league, roller hockey, etc.
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go on...you need to let it all out!
Yeah, holy shit though. Definitely invest whatever you want in yourself because tbh everything else will follow. I stopped worrying about women seriously (other than casual dating on tinder and what not) and I somehow was able to acquire my [first] dream car. Who knew that you could actually get to where you wanted to be by just focusing?
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      10-28-2016, 01:53 PM   #41678
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go on...you need to let it all out!
..., that's literally the whole story. Went black, smelly vag, came back.
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      10-28-2016, 01:53 PM   #41679
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go on...you need to let it all out!
Once Axius is done telling his story I'll share a story slightly similar to his
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      10-28-2016, 01:53 PM   #41680
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You guys move fast...
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      10-28-2016, 01:54 PM   #41681
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That really doesn't make a positive case for black girls smh. And here I was thinking it was just me that didn't really care too much for them.


To each his own, though. Still think it would be cool to have a racial preference listed in a bio or something, even though that's all I will mainly attract.
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i have about 1hr and 4mins left
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You guys move fast...
Me, shockin330i and maybe Mr Tonka (aka all the time Tonka ) have very slow days lol.
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      10-28-2016, 01:58 PM   #41684
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Yep. Came to eat at my parent's restaurant. I think I'll take a 2 hour lunch today....
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Yep. Came to eat at my parent's restaurant. I think I'll take a 2 hour lunch today....
Pancakes for lunch?
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      10-28-2016, 02:00 PM   #41686
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Back in 1996 as a senior in HS (most of you were probably in footie pj's) I saw this chick in school who caught my eye. Turns out she was a freshman, however, I was still 17, about to graduate in a few weeks and figured why not?! So one day I went to her house, went to her room, making out, touching, this and that blah blah blah. After a few minutes went straight for the pussy and..............

Thought I was at the fish market

OMG smelled so bad. I stopped and just kissed her thighs but the smell was very strong. I figured, let me leave and come back another day, maybe there was glitch in the Matrix. Then again the next day same smell . Shortly after graduation I went on a 1.5 month vacation to FL, Peru and SC and lost touch with her. If only she didn't reek
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Omg. see that silvergray545


EDIT: That was for Phil and the fish comment. LOL
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Uhhhh, I don't agree. Every girl I've been with has not had funk except her.


Fuck that, and rack up my water bill for someone who can't take care of themself? I just told her I had to go in to work, mind you it was 4am on a Saturday.
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Yep. Came to eat at my parent's restaurant. I think I'll take a 2 hour lunch today....
Pancakes for lunch?
Na. Made some salmon last night. Sadly I'm on a diet
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      10-28-2016, 02:02 PM   #41689
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What I got from a quick scroll:
Aatish smashed a stinky immature black girl. ///M Power-Belgium thinks all black women have fat asses and he doesnt like.
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      10-28-2016, 02:03 PM   #41690
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Yeah, holy shit though. Definitely invest whatever you want in yourself because tbh everything else will follow. I stopped worrying about women seriously (other than casual dating on tinder and what not) and I somehow was able to acquire my [first] dream car. Who knew that you could actually get to where you wanted to be by just focusing?
Shit I just like not having to worry about anyone else. Dinner? Don't have to play a guessing game, just get whatever without the "I dunno". I can hunt literally all weekend and not come home until Sunday without issue. Go surfing all weekend and drink beers. Shoot guns at the range. Play a bunch of sports. All good stuff.
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