[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by deeLow

Where da hoes at

Hahahahaha

[deeLow]

Originally Posted by Billup

I picked up this dirty hoe yesterday, from Home Depot....

That hoe don't got no ass doe

[Billup]

Originally Posted by deeLow

That hoe don't got no ass doe

That's what you get when you shop in the clearance isle.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

Firemen drilling? I think I've watched too many dirty movies, because this sounds like something I wouldn't want to watch. Although..., how was it for you?


You know what really gets my willies going..., watching a woman wash dishes. Mmmmmm. I can see it now. Lathering her soft skin with lavender suds, gently carressing each plate with a gentle stroke, eating away at the scraps of freshly prepared lasagna.

Haha, I had a doctors note a long time ago stating it is too dangerous for me to do the dishes. I managed to stab myself with a knife the Las time I attempted to clean up.

Doing dishes is for men. I cook. Hrrr.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Haha, I had a doctors note a long time ago stating it is too dangerous for me to do the dishes. I managed to stab myself with a knife the Las time I attempted to clean up.

Doing dishes is for men. I cook. Hrrr.

You...., uh...., h..... how'd you do that?!

I can cook, do dishes, clean, yardwork, car work, and make sandwiches...,


I hope this doesn't mean there's something wrong with me.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

<insert some random quote from Jaws>

This is no boating accident!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

You...., uh...., h..... how'd you do that?!

I can cook, do dishes, clean, yardwork, car work, and make sandwiches...,


I hope this doesn't mean there's something wrong with me.

I was doing the dishes while planning a fishing weekend with a friend. I washed the knifes I had used to filet a fish earlier, put it in the thingy to dry them up, and because I was on the phone, I moved the bloody holder closer to so it would be easier to put fork and knives into it. Next thing I know, the back of my elbow hits the knife, and it actually went pretty damn deep. A neighbor put a belt to keep it from bleeding so much, and off to get yet an other set of stitches caused by stupidity I went.

I'm good with renovations, gardening, hell I used to grow most of our own veggies for fun. The list of the things I can't do is more entertaining.

No Billup, that list means you're pretty fucking cool in my eyes. People who have no skills are the one who should worry

[rohitsja]

Just got back from Vegas and now office life sucks !!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

I was doing the dishes while planning a fishing weekend with a friend. I washed the knifes I had used to filet a fish earlier, put it in the thingy to dry them up, and because I was on the phone, I moved the bloody holder closer to so it would be easier to put fork and knives into it. Next thing I know, the back of my elbow hits the knife, and it actually went pretty damn deep. A neighbor put a belt to keep it from bleeding so much, and off to get yet an other set of stitches caused by stupidity I went.

I'm good with renovations, gardening, hell I used to grow most of our own veggies for fun. The list of the things I can't do is more entertaining.

No Billup, that list means you're pretty fucking cool in my eyes. People who have no skills are the one who should worry

Dawwwwwhhh, you're just clumsy, that's so cute.

Used to grow your own? Why not anymore?


I really don't understand people who can't do basic daily life tasks that are my age, it blows my mind. Kids who can't cook? It's not hard. Being creative with it is the harder part. Can't keep your room/house clean? It doesn't take much effort to keep your place tidy.

I'll admit, sometimes I'm a bit lazy with dishes, but they do get done the same day, if not the max is the next day.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by rohitsja

Just got back from Vegas and now office life sucks !!

And you came back to our 100°+ weather, you lucky man!

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by rohitsja

Just got back from Vegas and now office life sucks !!

That was me 3 weeks ago

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

Dawwwwwhhh, you're just clumsy, that's so cute.

Used to grow your own? Why not anymore?


I really don't understand people who can't do basic daily life tasks that are my age, it blows my mind. Kids who can't cook? It's not hard. Being creative with it is the harder part. Can't keep your room/house clean? It doesn't take much effort to keep your place tidy.

I'll admit, sometimes I'm a bit lazy with dishes, but they do get done the same day, if not the max is the next day.

I'm not clumsy, being stupid I will admit though. I've renovated houses and furniture with no issues at all, but that story shows you how useful I am with the female stuff.

We moved to USA and to a house with no garden. Next one will have that, I assure you.

I can't understand that either. I actually enjoy making meals, I try to use good ingredients, and freezer takes the left overs. I could probably feed an army with all that I have there now. Because of your words above, I have a lasagna now cooking for lunch.

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm not clumsy, being stupid I will admit though. I've renovated houses and furniture with no issues at all, but that story shows you how useful I am with the female stuff.

We moved to USA and to a house with no garden. Next one will have that, I assure you.

I can't understand that either. I actually enjoy making meals, I try to use good ingredients, and freezer takes the left overs. I could probably feed an army with all that I have there now. Because of your words above, I have a lasagna now cooking for lunch.

Just think of all the fresh vegetables that could've gone in to that lasagna if you had the garden

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Just think of all the fresh vegetables that could've gone in to that lasagna if you had the garden

You're so mean.

How's life stealth? Haven't seen you around lately!

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by Lups

You're so mean.

How's life stealth? Haven't seen you around lately!

lol not mean think of it more as motivation

I'm good just been really busy with work lately and traveling. My team is like dealing with a class of children sometimes! I'm planning a trip to Nassau this summer and SEA for a couple of months at the end of the year.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm not clumsy, being stupid I will admit though. I've renovated houses and furniture with no issues at all, but that story shows you how useful I am with the female stuff.

We moved to USA and to a house with no garden. Next one will have that, I assure you.

I can't understand that either. I actually enjoy making meals, I try to use good ingredients, and freezer takes the left overs. I could probably feed an army with all that I have there now. Because of your words above, I have a lasagna now cooking for lunch.

I don't have a garden either. In fact, I don't even know if my backyard has enough room for a garden. about 10 feet from the back door, it goes downward at a 45° into woodsy shit. Makes mowing the lawn a pain in the ass.

Mmmmmmmmm, lasagna! Such a delicious meal. I craves it. Come make me some and we can cuddle up and watch a movie after?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

I'm good just been really busy with work lately and traveling. My team is like dealing with a class of children sometimes! I'm planning a trip to Nassau this summer and SEA for a couple of months at the end of the year.

My team here is basically running our operators into the ground, many are quitting and looking for new jobs. Right now we are down $250k in sales this month. Engineering up front barely does their job and put all the stress on us instead.

Meanwhile, all the "important" people in the front of the plant are having a dunk tank and grilling hot dogs and shit. Instead of you know..., focusing on ways to get out of this hole they dug us in.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

lol not mean think of it more as motivation

I'm good just been really busy with work lately and traveling. My team is like dealing with a class of children sometimes! I'm planning a trip to Nassau this summer and SEA for a couple of months at the end of the year.

SEA?

Yeah, damn life getting in the way of internet life.

Here nothing new, except my sons are scared of me.

@Billup, you can easily make a small bed for salad ingredients. Lettuce and spinach are really easy to grow, and a few tomatoes take zero effort either.

Mowing lawn sucks, but the smell is so good afterwards its worth it. I want pics of the garden please!

I would be disappointed if you made better lasagna than I, my ego is very fragile. Since I'm bad at cuddling or letting people close to me too, i think you'd be happier with only my salad growing tips.

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by Billup

I don't have a garden either. In fact, I don't even know if my backyard has enough room for a garden. about 10 feet from the back door, it goes downward at a 45° into woodsy shit. Makes mowing the lawn a pain in the ass.

Mmmmmmmmm, lasagna! Such a delicious meal. I craves it. Come make me some and we can cuddle up and watch a movie after?

Lol Billup i called you as my fav bimmerpost member.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Lol Billup i called you as my fav bimmerpost member.

Yeah @Billup will wanna cuddle with you instead of Lups after he listens to it.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

@Billup, you can easily make a small bed for salad ingredients. Lettuce and spinach are really easy to grow, and a few tomatoes take zero effort either.

Mowing lawn sucks, but the smell is so good afterwards its worth it. I want pics of the garden please!

I would be disappointed if you made better lasagna than I, my ego is very fragile. Since I'm bad at cuddling or letting people close to me too, i think you'd be happier with only my salad growing tips.

I'm definitely going to make a small garden in the backyard next to the house, I've just been overspending lately on interior renovations that I need to start budgeting myself. Garden will come later, and when it does, I will definitely post pictures.

Right now as far as yard work, I am working on growing grass on all the dirt patches the previous owners neglected. Between the cost of a new mower, bags of grass seed, fertilizer, starter fertilizer..., I didn't realize how much all that stuff was. However, it's been about 3 weeks since I did the initial tilling and I'm starting to see grass sprout from the barren spots! Very exciting stuff. Lots of weeds to tackle still, but it's coming along.

I'll be honest, I'm an incredible cook, sooooo it may be up for debate.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Lol Billup i called you as my fav bimmerpost member.

Can you read Tara and me bed time stories?