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      12-23-2020, 05:09 AM   #67
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I haven't murdered anyone... does that count for anything? Not sure how long that will last though.... fucking psycho snow birds are coming in hot and I'm not sure I can deal with them this year.
Refuse their money & make it hard for them to spend down there.
That will teach them!
But do it kindly.

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      12-23-2020, 09:37 AM   #68
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On that whole driving thing: I was in a PACKED parking lot yesterday. But since my insurance decided to cover my prescription that they had TWICE written me was no longer on the formulary, and CVS called and confirmed, I let someone turn left in front of me to get to a parking spot at the same time someone cut in line in front of me with their right turn, and all I did was depress the clutch.
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      12-23-2020, 10:05 AM   #69
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      12-23-2020, 04:37 PM   #70
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Hmm if I share will it come off as bragging?
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Santa to the Sea. I took a bag of toys, AND got my 2 sons to participate. They took their own bag of toys.

For his bday a few weeks ago, I bought my dad a goat and some chickens - this is all YOUR fault, Lups
I fucking love you Fabio!!!

This year, I've only donated my time. When covid landed I shopped for like 20 old people while I was the hallway monitor for my home schooling project kids, mine and then some loaners. I've made a ton of money too, still not sure how I'll deal with that yet.

Bought nothing for nobody. I'm waiting to donate vaccination programs in 2021.

I have no fixed "he drove my head through the wall and thank you for fixing it so I can move out" stories to share this year.

I do now have a story of my ole pall, the Fabio of bimmerpost, Uncle Wade, doing totally toe curlingly good. (Yoi guys don't know what this means, it's is a feeling so good, it is orgasmic. Toes curl while such waves go through a body. Yes, they were faking it).

I'm so awesome, with chicken shit and all!
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      12-23-2020, 05:28 PM   #71
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Fuck no, always share!



I fucking love you Fabio!!!

This year, I've only donated my time. When covid landed I shopped for like 20 old people while I was the hallway monitor for my home schooling project kids, mine and then some loaners. I've made a ton of money too, still not sure how I'll deal with that yet.

Bought nothing for nobody. I'm waiting to donate vaccination programs in 2021.

I have no fixed "he drove my head through the wall and thank you for fixing it so I can move out" stories to share this year.

I do now have a story of my ole pall, the Fabio of bimmerpost, Uncle Wade, doing totally toe curlingly good. (Yoi guys don't know what this means, it's is a feeling so good, it is orgasmic. Toes curl while such waves go through a body. Yes, they were faking it).

I'm so awesome, with chicken shit and all!
Just a smile
not that much to ask
and if your heart has wings
it's a simple little task

You might feel it in your fingers
maybe tingling in your toes
then soon you'll feel it spreading
there! just beneath your nose

Your eyes begin to twinkle
your cheeks turn rosy red
with happy thoughts, or warmth or love
all mingling in your head

Then you realize what you've done, you can't change it now
and you see your smile reflected back as my own begins

As yours, it starts slow, just a slight
wrinkle, but soon it's gaining steam
my eyes alight with your caring warmth
though they seem hazy, as in dream

As mine still grows, yours blossoms too,
soon both are stretching near a mile
The world has changed, all by your act
You'd say "It was nothing"
Just a smile

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      12-23-2020, 05:47 PM   #72
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Just a smile
not that much to ask
and if your heart has wings
it's a simple little task

You might feel it in your fingers
maybe tingling in your toes
then soon you'll feel it spreading
there! just beneath your nose

Your eyes begin to twinkle
your cheeks turn rosy red
with happy thoughts, or warmth or love
all mingling in your head

Then you realize what you've done, you can't change it now
and you see your smile reflected back as my own begins

As yours, it starts slow, just a slight
wrinkle, but soon it's gaining steam
my eyes alight with your caring warmth
though they seem hazy, as in dream

As mine still grows, yours blossoms too,
soon both are stretching near a mile
The world has changed, all by your act
You'd say "It was nothing"
Just a smile

Rose's are reduced, violets are blue.
You're potent but I got a flu.

I think the bimmerpost poetry night wont be a thing. We need a doctor tho.

Oh Fabio....
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      12-23-2020, 09:12 PM   #73
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Y'all flirtin'?
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      12-24-2020, 06:04 AM   #74
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I haven't murdered anyone... does that count for anything? Not sure how long that will last though.... fucking psycho snow birds are coming in hot and I'm not sure I can deal with them this year.
This time of year, I'd say that counts lol
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      12-25-2020, 09:06 AM   #75
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This all describes me pretty well too. Definitely not a saint, but I do try to make the world a little better place for someone, at least.
Well said!
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      12-25-2020, 09:36 AM   #76
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A kindness was done for my father Wednesday of this week.

He prefers to handle shopping himself but likes me to drive. He's now 89 and walks in himself with his cane and picked it all up while I wait. He's usually dressed in old worsted pants, a Brooks Brothers shirt a wind breaker and his Korean War Vet baseball cap. As he comes to the car on this trip with his packages he tells me, "A lady paid for all of my things and said, 'Thanks for your service and Merry Christmas'. He then went on to tell me that it was the second time this month and that he has mixed feelings because we don't need their help but to deny someone the opportunity to do a good deed is a worse outcome."

People can be good.

Merry Christmas.
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      12-25-2020, 01:28 PM   #77
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I got goats, 500 euros worth of worthless shit from my lumber yard for my projects , vaccinations , and the best gift of all times: my bestie told me he bought me a dog.

Sadly, he hasn't exactly bought a dog, he just told ten breeders he will buy an alpha when they breed one
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      12-25-2020, 01:48 PM   #78
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      12-30-2020, 09:54 PM   #79
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I had a recall done on Monday, but found a nasty death wobble going on when I hit highway speeds on the way there. I asked if they could see what was up with my wheel while they worked on it. Turns out both driver's side wheels were dinged when I hit a pothole in the snow Sunday. The dealer had their tech balance the ever loving crap out of both wheels and literally eliminated the wobble (still getting that fixed, and the city is paying for it). They didn't charge me for it either. So today, I called the service manager to say thanks and tell the advisor I appreciate everything. Apparently, people don't generally call with good things to say, which left me kind of sad. I imagine that's true about any dealership though, honestly, not just BMW/Mercedes/Audi etc. People don't call enough to appreciate, but are super quick to complain. So call your advisor or their manager once in a while if they do something great and let them know.
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I dragged a lifeless body down a hallway.....after I noticed where the body had been dragged, the floor was clean; so I kind of swept their floor.
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I was thinking the same thing, you beat me to it.
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