[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh....., well if you can bang the mom then that means you're technically a step inside the daughter?

You just won the reward of the best joke ever on Bimmerpost !

I just LMFAO !

Ohhh....Christ , this forum !

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Coffee and donuts are on the agenda for next week.

Coffee-donuts in just a week, that pretty fast movement.

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.There is some term in Spanish that sounds like coffee-donuts, but really means intercourse

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by grimlock

she's using you!

no seriously, i just found out this chick i had been talking to (but not anymore recently, and about to unfollow) has a DAUGHTER
still trying to process if it's real..
I'm such a fool

She's 24/5 and fit as a mother-.. that's why I would've never thought

My friend I never believe this because I saw the girl (no joke)
No wait , I saw both girls of him .
She looks really kind , beautiful and honest .
More I cannot share because it's my friend private situation ..

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Coffee-donuts in just a week, that pretty fast movement.

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.There is some term in Spanish that sounds like coffee-donuts, but really means intercourse

coffee-donuts stands for sex in pretty much 95% of languages/cultures because one has a hole and the other is wet

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Bro Aatish is our resident Russell Peters. Curry Indian not Feather Indian.

Just went on Google for the Russell guy , and I don't care what or who my friend is.
Because I am the kind of guy => Once friends => Friends forever .
And I need to say that I really love Indian curry sauce on my rice , of course with chicken .
Anyway thanks for the information

[silvergray545]

I'm sitting here in Chipotle, eating lunch and minding my own business. This girl starts standing in front of my with her back towards me. I'm an ass guy so where do my eyes naturally go? Bingo. She's wearing yoga pants and they're stretched so thin that you could see the design of her booty shorts underneath. I love whoever invented yoga pants.

9/10. Wife goals.

[grimlock]

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm sitting here in Chipotle, eating lunch and minding my own business. This girl starts standing in front of my with her back towards me. I'm an ass guy so where do my eyes naturally go? Bingo. She's wearing yoga pants and they're stretched so thin that you could see the design of her booty shorts underneath. I love whoever invented yoga pants.

9/10. Wife goals.

but she wanted you in her business

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

A real Indian ? WOW !
But...
Do you mean a curry guy ?
Or do you mean a feather guy with eternal hunting grounds ?

The curry type lol.

Tho, the feather hat guy also sounds fun

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Half joking to keep it light. But the other half is serious because it boggles my fucking mind.

Either way, those coward fuckers whom inflict harm on innocent people need to goto hell where they get raped by 72 Mandingos. Or whatever number virgins they claim to have when they goto heaven.

Indeed and that's what I thought as well my friend .
Here is what happend to me after I became angry as well => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...6#post20046246

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

she's using you!

no seriously, i just found out this chick i had been talking to (but not anymore recently, and about to unfollow) has a DAUGHTER
still trying to process if it's real..
I'm such a fool

She's 24/5 and fit as a mother-.. that's why I would've never thought

lol, the mom or the daughter?

Mom's the one that wants lunch. Daughter want's the coffee-donuts.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

The curry type lol.

Tho, the feather hat guy also sounds fun

That's why we are friends !
Cheers brother on that

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm sitting here in Chipotle, eating lunch and minding my own business. This girl starts standing in front of my with her back towards me. I'm an ass guy so where do my eyes naturally go? Bingo. She's wearing yoga pants and they're stretched so thin that you could see the design of her booty shorts underneath. I love whoever invented yoga pants.

9/10. Wife goals.

Why the fuck was she wearing shorts under the yoga pants? The one's you want are going commando

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

lol, the mom or the daughter?

Mom's the one that wants lunch. Daughter want's the coffee-donuts.

who wants to lunch? well then we know what each one wants?
"I had lunch with your mom, what else will I have to do before you have coffee with me?"
Just put the mom before the daughter, because u won't want to have that lunch after you've done with the daughter - this is a biological truth!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

That's why we are friends !
Cheers brother on that

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Exactly , but I have black hair and more muscles .
Some on this page can confirm because they saw me

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

who wants to lunch? well then we know what each one wants?
"I had lunch with your mom, what else will I have to do before you have coffee with me?"
Just put the mom before the daughter, because u won't want to have that lunch after you've done with the daughter - this is a biological truth!

Mom want's to lunch.

lol, what if they both come for lunch?

Also, have had coffee, lunch, and dinner with girl many times.

Grimy, your making my head hurt again hahaha

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Exactly , but I have black hair and more muscles .
Some on this page can confirm because they saw me

and you're not a rapist, far from it.. ofcourse

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Tomorrow I'm going to cook this and I love it with Indian curry !
Cheers my friend

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Mom want's to lunch.

lol, what if they both come for lunch?

Also, have had coffee, lunch, and dinner with girl many times.

Grimy, your making my head hurt again hahaha

then u have a full meal - vegetables AND desert
no pain, no gain, bro

if you've had the coffee many times, but never got your cream off, then you need to tell her you don't decaf - "No, No, please, I was just kidding.. decaf is fine!"

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by grimlock

but she wanted you in her business

I'd dive right in that ass. Face first.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Why the fuck was she wearing shorts under the yoga pants? The one's you want are going commando

I like your style!