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      03-08-2016, 06:50 AM   #23959
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I still have sinus problems and a dry cough. Halp.
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After a thorough review of your symptoms, I'm pretty sure it's Zika. Or maybe Full Blown AIDS.
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Death is nigh.
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After a thorough review of your symptoms, I'm pretty sure it's Zika. Or maybe Full Blown AIDS.
What will you do without me if I die?

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Death is nigh.
I cannot believeth thine hath done this.
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      03-08-2016, 08:08 AM   #23963
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What will you do without me if I die?



I cannot believeth thine hath done this.
Verily, I sayeth unto thee, prepareth for thine demise.
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      03-08-2016, 08:34 AM   #23964
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What will you do without me if I die?
it's possible I might be *slightly* disappointed. After I get through to acceptance, I should be ok. I estimate 6 minutes and 27 seconds for all five stages! Hehe...
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it's possible I might be *slightly* disappointed. After I get through to acceptance, I should be ok. I estimate 6 minutes and 27 seconds for all five stages! Hehe...
Well, that's 6 minutes and 27 seconds more than I was expecting. So this makes me happy.
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Well, that's 6 minutes and 27 seconds more than I was expecting. So this makes me happy.
So your leaving right?
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So your leaving right?
I guess I should ask this in your thread?

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I call all your belongings if you die.
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I call all your belongings if you die.
The F80 gets buried with me IDGAF.
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The F80 gets buried with me IDGAF.
Not really.


You can't take it with you. Or be buried in it.

Axius and me already have a pre-death, pre-burial exhumation order. In fact, we may as well come to get it now.

We work really fast here.
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      03-08-2016, 09:19 AM   #23973
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Not really.


You can't take it with you. Or be buried in it.

Axius and me already have a pre-death, pre-burial exhumation order. In fact, we may as well come to get it now.

We work really fast here.
My soul and F80 for M6? Your daughter keeps i8? Everyone's happy?
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My soul and F80 for M6? Your daughter keeps i8? Everyone's happy?
Contract on the way. You know what to sign it in...
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Not really.


You can't take it with you. Or be buried in it.

Axius and me already have a pre-death, pre-burial exhumation order. In fact, we may as well come to get it now.

We work really fast here.
Yeah, I think after our last discussion we got a lot of the minute details ironed out to work in our favour, thank God I took those two law classes in community college and passed with a C-.


Section 42b, subsection 7 line 18 remarks; Should he who hath been buried with items listed under section 14c-32z, shall be doomed to eternal death and shall be exhumed (89d;12;1), and fed to buzzards and all possessions are repossessed by underwriters (MK & Myself).
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Contract on the way. You know what to sign it in...
May I sign it in 5W-30?

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Yeah, I think after our last discussion we got a lot of the minute details ironed out to work in our favour, thank God I took those law classes in community college.


Section 42b, subsection 7 line 18 remarks; Should he who hath been buried with items listed under section 14c-32z, shall be doomed to eternal death and shall be exhumed (89d;12;1), and fed to buzzards and all possessions are repossessed by underwriters (MK & Myself).
Okay this sounds good to me, I think.
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Okay this sounds good to me, I think.
It's an ///M. You sign in 10W-60. Duh.
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Yeah, I think after our last discussion we got a lot of the minute details ironed out to work in our favour, thank God I took those two law classes in community college and passed with a C-.


Section 42b, subsection 7 line 18 remarks; Should he who hath been buried with items listed under section 14c-32z, shall be doomed to eternal death and shall be exhumed (89d;12;1), and fed to buzzards with all remains from the aforementioned buzzards to be consumed by maggots, and all possessions are repossessed by underwriters (MK & Myself).
This is great work!
I added a maggots statement. I just wanted to check all of the boxes.
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Okay this sounds good to me, I think.
It sounds good to you. Why? Because I'm telling you so.
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It's an ///M. You sign in 10W-60. Duh.
Shit, I'm still new to this stuff. I'm coming from a 335i.

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It sounds good to you. Why? Because I'm telling you so.
What a good lawyer you are.
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