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      03-08-2016, 10:51 AM   #24003
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      03-08-2016, 01:30 PM   #24004
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As Attorney's specializing in Law and Stuff, we can write an iron-clad contract to make certain it becomes a non-issue.
Okay, they also need to have their weekly KY bikini battle...., for science and..., law stuff.
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      03-08-2016, 01:33 PM   #24005
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Okay, they also need to have their weekly KY bikini battle...., for science and..., law stuff.
OK, I am going to ask the newb question here, mostly because I am afraid to google it. How does the KY figure into the bikini battle? Pictures may be helpful.
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OK, I am going to ask the newb question here, mostly because I am afraid to google it. How does the KY figure into the bikini battle? Pictures may be helpful.
I may not provide this, sharing pictures of our rendezvous is against corporate policy. Need to be an active employee to receive company benefits.
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I just came across an old video of my dog......er.... alligator?? Either way, don't get your fingers caught in there.

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I'll ring you when I go up, we can have a threesome at Starbucks with frapps.
interesting thought... let me know when you arrive. I will wear my raingear.
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you work in a shithole bud?
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I woke up this morning in a volcano. Is this what a fever is? I never get these. I feel awful.
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I woke up this morning in a volcano. Is this what a fever is? I never get these. I feel awful.
http://www.cdc.gov/zika/symptoms/
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y u do dis?
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y u do dis?
At least with recent news, you can claim it was Sexually transmitted and die with people thinking you're cool? That is good, right?
Can you order your car before you die, so I can have it?
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Its so your butt doesnt touch the germs!
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      03-09-2016, 07:37 AM   #24017
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At least with recent news, you can claim it was Sexually transmitted and die with people thinking you're cool? That is good, right?
Can you order your car before you die, so I can have it?
My car won't be black so you won't want it. It is also a sedan. Which means you're too cool for it.


Hopefully I do not have an accelerated form of this virus.


Unless standard form is already accelerated?


F80 acceleration?
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My car won't be black so you won't want it. It is also a sedan. Which means you're too cool for it.


Hopefully I do not have an accelerated form of this virus.


Unless standard form is already accelerated?


F80 acceleration?
Will give to my daughter. If you have already paid for it, then it will satisfy her and save me money - a rare combination.
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Will give to my daughter. If you have already paid for it, then it will satisfy her and save me money - a rare combination.
But I'm pretty sure she's gonna burn my......clutch.
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Will give to my daughter. If you have already paid for it, then it will satisfy her and save me money - a rare combination.
feeding the dragon.. makes the king a pauper
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At least with recent news, you can claim it was Sexually transmitted and die with people thinking you're cool? That is good, right?
Can you order your car before you die, so I can have it?
We already have dibs on the car. Don't confuse him. He has Zika.
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you work in a shithole bud?
Yes. Manufacturing plant in a small hill billy town, most everyone up front is full blown retarded with management, and operators get away with sketchy shit all the time without so much as a write up. Oh, did I mention people don't know how to use the lavatories either?

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Its so your butt doesnt touch the germs!
They have nests in the box behind the toilet. There is also a lever that flushes the turds down, conveniently enough.
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Oh, did I mention people don't know how to use the lavatories either?



They have nests in the box behind the toilet. There is also a lever that flushes the turds down, conveniently enough.


When I was a rep I went to so many small towns all over and the only thing that I can say is that I learned to hold my bladder. The bathrooms ranged from sketchy to germ warfare manufacturing facility. UGH.
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When I was a rep I went to so many small towns all over and the only thing that I can say is that I learned to hold my bladder. The bathrooms ranged from sketchy to germ warfare manufacturing facility. UGH.
I honestly don't understand. Like, how long have you been shitting on a toilet?

I try to take my poo at 5am just so I don't have to hold it through the whole day just to get home. There is a nice hidden bathroom in a department that hasn't been running that's good for emergencies at least.
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