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      03-12-2016, 06:58 PM   #24157
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      03-12-2016, 07:32 PM   #24158
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After a long day of setting posts in concrete, moving a ton of concrete.....a little spa day for the feet
Was going to appreciate. Assumed it was a girl. 1/5 stars. Would not view again.
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      03-12-2016, 07:40 PM   #24159
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Was going to appreciate. Assumed it was a girl. 1/5 stars. Would not view again.
Appreciate his feet. You know you want to.
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      03-12-2016, 08:31 PM   #24160
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Appreciate his feet. You know you want to.
Let's be very careful here. Very.
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      03-12-2016, 08:36 PM   #24161
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So bright, I went to get my bent rim replaced just now, but didn't have the wheel lock key. Want to know why?


Well, for the second time now, I've worked on the car at home, left the wheel key on the stud, drove away for a test drive, and now it's gone bye-bye.
Wheel lock? Are those wheels stolen often?
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      03-12-2016, 09:02 PM   #24162
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So bright, I went to get my bent rim replaced just now, but didn't have the wheel lock key. Want to know why?


Well, for the second time now, I've worked on the car at home, left the wheel key on the stud, drove away for a test drive, and now it's gone bye-bye.
Wheel lock? Are those wheels stolen often?
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      03-12-2016, 09:35 PM   #24163
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      03-12-2016, 10:56 PM   #24164
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Was going to appreciate. Assumed it was a girl. 1/5 stars. Would not view again.
Dude....literally, moved a ton of concrete today...

just no pleasing you folks on BP OT...
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Dude....literally, moved a ton of concrete today...

just no pleasing you folks on BP OT...
Hehe. Working on something at home, or for work? Sounds interesting.
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Wheel lock? Are those wheels stolen often?
At a whopping $115 a piece, you can bet your sweet ass they are! That's like gold in this ghetto ass neighborhood.
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      03-13-2016, 09:16 AM   #24167
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Fixed the stupid water pump and tstat. Ugh..

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      03-13-2016, 09:46 AM   #24168
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At a whopping $115 a piece, you can bet your sweet ass they are! That's like gold in this ghetto ass neighborhood.
Just store them in your bedroom at night
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      03-13-2016, 11:22 AM   #24169
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Hehe. Working on something at home, or for work? Sounds interesting.
Moving a fence line...nothing big.
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      03-13-2016, 02:36 PM   #24171
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Love you Phil. Thinking of you right now.
Love you too Sara , and I can see why
I also updated the thread (RIP Lucien/my father) with some pics =>http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...1227403&page=7
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      03-14-2016, 06:54 AM   #24172
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I really want some chocolate but it's too early and not part of my diet.
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      03-14-2016, 07:00 AM   #24173
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Kit Kat stared me in the eyes leaving The Hoe Depot. Been ages. Totally worth it.
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Kit Kat stared me in the eyes leaving The Hoe Depot. Been ages. Totally worth it.
How old was she?
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      03-14-2016, 07:29 AM   #24175
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I really want some chocolate but it's too early and not part of my diet.
Brother..I think you are after Sara...Because she tastes like Belgian chocolate
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      03-14-2016, 07:36 AM   #24177
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Pics of chocolate?


Phil, I don't possess the same swag as you.
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Here you go , and I just know you like it in slow motion !

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