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      08-24-2015, 10:30 AM   #1
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And in the world of adult entertainment....

An adult entertainment company hopes to be the first to film a porn movie in outer space. http://www.pulseheadlines.com/pornhu...er-space/1717/

Given the way Newton's laws of motion work, I think the film will have to be a comedy.

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Bond has already "done" this in a few movies. . .
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Right seeing it apace is what we all need to take it over the top! Wtf tool shed is fine.
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Lol! I guess the kamasutra will get an update!
The zero gravity powerdriver and the moonstroke are up next!
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Hard to generate much power without gravity.
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      08-24-2015, 11:56 AM   #6
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Lol! I guess the kamasutra will get an update!
The zero gravity powerdriver and the moonstroke are up next!
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zero gravity money shot.
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zero gravity money shot.
Thanks. Your words will be hard to forget.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      08-24-2015, 12:55 PM   #9
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That'd be a huge mess with all those liquids floating around in an enclosed space...
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That'd be a huge mess with all those liquids floating around in an enclosed space...
Well, that may strike some folks as betting than having them all over themselves or all over the bed.

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That'd be a huge mess with all those liquids floating around in an enclosed space...
Yeah shuttle crashes because spooge got into the O2 tanks. Instantly blame Kevin Bacon.
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Spooge in zero gravity would be interesting to see
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Title of the movie is.."Sperm on the ceiling"
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Spooge in zero gravity would be interesting to see
ShopVac may be required.
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Hard to generate much power without gravity.
No worries bro...Weightless conditions means always up !
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Missed my point. There's no headboard to drive off of.
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Missed my point. There's no headboard to drive off of.
Keep your concentration on the nipples .
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