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      05-25-2016, 05:33 PM   #29305
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I just thought since we were measuring....I'd join in...

I do have a 'throw water bottle' story tho...pretty funny.


Never.... Not at all man... I never claimed to be in most pain ever. You and anyone else can claim that title.

Even when on the 2nd day after surgery, I wouldn't have categorized my pain above an 8 at peak. In my mind a 10 is "please kill me".

Regardless. If I could NOT have to go through 3 different orthopedic surgeries in the last 6 months I totally would. There's nothing cool about it. Even less cool were the 8 that preceded these all before the age of 8.
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Mywifes335 - you don't know pain until your L4/L5 explode and wrap around the chord...causing unimaginable nerve pain that cannot be stopped without emergency back surgery at 2:30 AM....

anyway, carry on....
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What's your deal bro? Ok you win. Jesus.
Emotional pain is more scarring...

You both lose.
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      05-25-2016, 06:22 PM   #29307
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Mywifes335 your L4/L5 explode and wrap around the chord...
What chord did your L4/L5 wrap around?
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      05-25-2016, 06:25 PM   #29308
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Emotional pain is more scarring...

You both lose.

Im fine with that. You can win the emotional pain too.

Jesus Christ, it's masochist machismo gone wild.

Have a good night.
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      05-25-2016, 06:30 PM   #29309
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Mywifes335 your L4/L5 explode and wrap around the chord...
What chord did your L4/L5 wrap around?
The spinal....
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Im fine with that. You can win the emotional pain too.

Jesus Christ, it's masochist machismo gone wild.

Have a good night.
hahahaha



This forum needs more trolls ... some members in here take troll bait all the time.

I guess I am good at typing sarcasm with a straight face.
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      05-25-2016, 06:40 PM   #29311
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why would she just mention a good bed?

She could very well be the office slut
I don't see her talking to other guys at work, only other females. BTW, if I facebook stalked the females that worked here, your keyboards would be full of jizz
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      05-25-2016, 06:42 PM   #29312
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The spinal....
Oh cord. Ok.
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She wants me to see her apartment when its all finished.



banned for missing pedestrian with said half-pint water. How is the leg?
I know.... Sucks. Was hoping to belt him.

Getting better. Almost 90 degrees flection. Thanks!
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why would she just mention a good bed?

She could very well be the office slut
I don't see her talking to other guys at work, only other females. BTW, if I facebook stalked the females that worked here, your keyboards would be full of jizz
Mines already filled with jizz regardless of a new find
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      05-25-2016, 11:28 PM   #29315
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Visited my lady friend today. I got pie to eat and some to take home. It was good.
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      05-25-2016, 11:31 PM   #29316
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Her pie is too big if you can take some home
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      05-25-2016, 11:42 PM   #29318
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It was a big pie. Rhubarb and apple filling. She can bake.
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      05-25-2016, 11:59 PM   #29319
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Never had rhubarb apple, like rhubarb strawberry though, keep the cold weather women in season no time now for a big one.
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Crap... too many multi quotes... dammit. Oh well.
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Nice front lip...do they make it in actual size for your car?


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Oh shit. Forgot to post this on OT.

My wife was driving me to PT this afternoon and on a local 2-lane road (40 mph limit), with moderate traffic, this guy walking with the flow of traffic across the street (toward us) suddenly makes a 1/4 turn and sprints across the street. The 3rd car ahead of us stops short and swerves, the 2nd and 1st car ahead of us slam on their brakes. We barely slow down enough not to plow into the car directly in front of us. Needless to say, I jammed my bad leg from the braking force.

Instantly in pain, infuriated and in awe, I chuck a half-pint water bottle at the idiot pedestrian. I miss. My wife and I talk about it for the remainder of the trip (5 minutes). Both are in disbelief of the stupidity and audacity of the pedestrian.

This jackass apparently was making his dash to the Papa Johns on this road.

So what? I dunno. Just venting.


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Although, I'm definitely over buying used cars. Been there, done that, etc.
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That gif makes it look like both they both have monster penises. By monster, I mean my size, cuz ... Hurr.
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Speaking of seeing girl's apartments...
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