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      02-02-2016, 02:32 PM   #22309
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Damn trunk monkey must have been on smoke break
I have a baseball cap i use for shooting that has retractable ear plugs in it. It also has velcro on it in several places for morale patches. I took it to the Rolex 24 and forgot that i had a tactical trunk monkey patch on the back of it the whole time. lol
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Some asshat broke into my x5d today at work.
Sorry to hear this.
The possessions are bad enough but the violation of your privacy and trust really stink.
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I'm getting my tattoo finished on Thursday, so that's pretty fucking exciting after 3 trips.
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I'm getting my tattoo finished on Thursday, so that's pretty fucking exciting after 3 trips.
pics of it didn't happen!
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pics of it didn't happen!
The reveal will be on Thursday. Today is Tuesday, you knob.
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The reveal will be on Thursday. Today is Tuesday, you knob.
Time lapse bitch!
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I can't tell if it's half full or half empty though!
No you dumbfuck...you said "on the plus side"...that's half full
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I'm just glad Alexa doesn't live in San Fran....you know, where it's cold and shit...
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Mike knows better than to mess with the strangler
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Your gangster name sucks. Go pick on butt plug
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No you dumbfuck...you said "on the plus side"...that's half full
Oh...., well shit..., now all of a sudden I'm feeling really optimistic this morning!
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Oh...., well shit..., now all of a sudden I'm feeling really optimistic this morning!
I started putting swiss miss in my coffee again because of you. It's delicious.
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