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      03-02-2020, 01:09 PM   #1
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Super Power and Side Effects

This should be entertaining and fun...for a few pages anyway; until it becomes derailed.

First, you post what super power you would like to have and why. The person who replies next, gets to decide what the side effect of said super power you have chosen will be.

I'll go first. I'd like to be able to silence people mid-sentence.
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Your side effect is shitting your pants without warning.

I want to be Wolverine

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Your die effect is shitting your pants without warning.

I want to be Wolverine
Your side effect is a claw comes out of your urethra.

I want to be able to fly.
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I thought this was going to be about flashing your ECU to provide 35# of boost, then picking bits of cylinder head out of the sunroof

I'll take invisibility. And for his side effect, FuriouslyFast Wolverine will be forever referred to as 'Mr. Honeybadger' by millennials and the news reporters.
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Your side effect is you can't find your penis!

I want to be indestructible and impervious to side effects!
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Your side effect is you can't find your penis!

I want to be indestructible and impervious to side effects!
Granted, but you were BORN with a single digit IQ.
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Granted, but you were BORN with a single digit IQ.
LOL...I was replying to Maynard about being invisible.


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LOL...I was replying to Maynard about being invisible.


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And mine was to your superpower w/o side effects
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Your side effect is a combination of everyone else's side effects. Your immunity is irrelevant!!

I can absorb anyone else's super power without side effects!!
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I got amazing powers of observation
And that is how I know

whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
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Your side effect is a combination of everyone else's side effects. Your immunity is irrelevant!!

I can absorb anyone else's super power without side effects!!
In that case, my super power is that I am infinitely as dumb as a bag of dicks. You constantly absorb it, hence the whole infinite thing, and I'm perfectly fine.

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I got amazing powers of observation
And that is how I know

whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
^side effect is everything, including chicks, bounce off him and onto me.

id like to be able to teleport. Definitely would not teleport into bank vaults. that would be immoral.
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^side effect is everything, including chicks, bounce off him and onto me.

id like to be able to teleport. Definitely would not teleport into bank vaults. that would be immoral.
Side effect would be partial paralysis for 6 hrs following teleportation.

I'd like to be able to see the future.
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Side effect would be partial paralysis for 6 hrs following teleportation.

I'd like to be able to see the future.
side effect - you can see the future.
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Side effect would be partial paralysis for 6 hrs following teleportation.

I'd like to be able to see the future.
side effect : its only for public transportation arrival times.

I want the ability to move objects with my mind.
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side effect : its only for public transportation arrival times.

I want the ability to move objects with my mind.
side effect: Smashing objects are moving you and your mind

I would never grew old and stay eternal healthy.
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