[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Whoever took my coat at work brought it back

were they scared because there were weapons in it?

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Funny, when I dance its like a blender. Arms spinning and what not, but my body remains perfectly still, particularly my head. And I'm not smiling.

I hate dancing. I have no rhythm regardless of what Kyng thinks, I assure you I have no ability to dance. This does not stop me from at times dragging the wife onto the floor at a wedding, simply because I feel bad that there is only one or two couples there and I want to encourage others to get out there for the sake of the bride / groom. But usually I wait till there is a slower song, because that I can "dance" to...or really just slowly shuffle about.

I hate dancing, but do enjoy doing my stupid white boy nonsense sometimes. I was a little drunk at the Halloween party Saturday so I may have let loose a bit. My friend then proceeded to try to tell me I do, in fact, have rhythm. She was more lit than I was so I do not put any stock in her words.

[Darth One]

it's true - the solution to bad dancing is alcohol

[F30lolz]

I was at a club back in my college days at New Paltz, NY and I was with some friends checking out the action. Out of nowhere some chick grabs my arm and starts doing some ‘save the last dance’ moves and I’m like wtf? Needless to say, she left me after realizing I couldn’t dance to her level.

Bitch.

This was a true story.

[david in germany]

As a non dancer I do escape with music. I am a bass head, born and raised in Florida during the boom of mini trucks, 2 live crew, Guccie crew, ect. I do like other music as well minus country. For some reason country music is my kryptonite. I also have a very large car audio collection as the best place to enjoy loud music is in my car since houses are so close together in Germany.

[Turkish Pickle]

i can only listen to music, i can't dance other than some hip-hop "money" moves

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

were they scared because there were weapons in it?

That's a possibility

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by Darth One

it's true - the solution to bad dancing is alcohol

The permanent mark in the middle of my forehead proves that this is a LIE!

Was practicing at home after a few Coors Lights and tried to do one of those 'stomp' moves popularized by the dance films that cropped up a few years ago where they use the camera for effect and it shakes the screen while you're watching.

Well I didn't see my computer chair as I tried to do one of those moves and went down. The chair saw my face before my fist hit the ground and it was a disaster. Two black eyes and a split open center between my eyebrows...bloody carnage. Battle scars I guess but dance and alcohol do NOT mix!

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by david in germany

As a non dancer I do escape with music. I am a bass head, born and raised in Florida during the boom of mini trucks, 2 live crew, Guccie crew, ect. I do like other music as well minus country. For some reason country music is my kryptonite. I also have a very large car audio collection as the best place to enjoy loud music is in my car since houses are so close together in Germany.

2 Live Crew, Gucci Crew, Miami Booty Bass....absolutely LOVE IT! Bass RULES all things about life lol

[david in germany]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

2 Live Crew, Gucci Crew, Miami Booty Bass....absolutely LOVE IT! Bass RULES all things about life lol

Friend for life!

[Darth One]

have you ever prepared a cocktail according to the recipe, took a sip, and thought "man, this needs a lot more alcohol"?


sometimes i worry that i have a problem

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

2 Live Crew, Gucci Crew, Miami Booty Bass....absolutely LOVE IT! Bass RULES all things about life lol

i thought it was cash that did that. wu tang didn't say B.R.E.A.M. broseph

[1MOREMOD]

Funny listened to old 2 live crew disc this am working out

[Darth One]

the counterpoint to my previous confession is, if you're the bartender and decide a cocktail needs more alcohol....well that cocktail is getting more alcohol

[1MOREMOD]

Dont they always need more alcohol

[CTinline-six]

I rarely engage other drivers, and try to avoid situations that would create road rage. I do however really enjoy driving around people who sit at green lights texting.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Darth One

have you ever prepared a cocktail according to the recipe, took a sip, and thought "man, this needs a lot more alcohol"?


sometimes i worry that i have a problem

All the time. My mixed drinks at home normally have several more shots of liquor than called for

[Shiza]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I rarely engage other drivers, and try to avoid situations that would create road rage. I do however really enjoy driving around people who sit at green lights texting.

I actually enjoy it when other drivers have road rage for little to no reason because I get to laugh at them which just makes them more upset

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Reed

I actually enjoy it when other drivers have road rage for little to no reason because I get to laugh at them which just makes them more upset

Reminds me of driving to work a few weeks ago. Some cunt pulled out in front of me so I ended up up her ass b/c of it. She could have just waited 2 seconds for me to go by then pull out. She did this only to stop a few yards up the road to pull into her driveway.

But wait, there's more...as she is stopped waiting to turn into her driveway, she is flipping out with hand motions yelling pointing to her driveway. Yes, bitch, I see your turn signal. I am not the one in the wrong here. She must have been having a bad day.

[Shiza]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Reminds me of driving to work a few weeks ago. Some cunt pulled out in front of me so I ended up up her ass b/c of it. She could have just waited 2 seconds for me to go by then pull out. She did this only to stop a few yards up the road to pull into her driveway.

But wait, there's more...as she is stopped waiting to turn into her driveway, she is flipping out with hand motions yelling pointing to her driveway. Yes, bitch, I see your turn signal. I am not the one in the wrong here. She must have been having a bad day.

The other day I was driving down the road behind a dump truck and changed lanes in front a of car(with plenty of room) and had to slow down immediately because traffic ahead. One minute later the car that I "cut off" pulls up next to me and rolls down his windows and starts yelling obscenities at me. I roll down my window just smiling and laughing, which makes him more upset and hilarity ensues. A couple minutes later I realize he looks suspiciously like the president of my company. Thank god he was just a doppelganger

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Darth One

have you ever prepared a cocktail according to the recipe, took a sip, and thought "man, this needs a lot more alcohol"?


sometimes i worry that i have a problem

The problem you have is that the recipe is wrong.

So, if someone brings over the Jose margarita in a bottle, that is "supposedly" already adulterated with tequila, that is what I use as a mix for my blender creations for the ladies in company. And THEN I float the Grand on top

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Reminds me of driving to work a few weeks ago. Some cunt pulled out in front of me so I ended up up her ass b/c of it. She could have just waited 2 seconds for me to go by then pull out. She did this only to stop a few yards up the road to pull into her driveway.

But wait, there's more...as she is stopped waiting to turn into her driveway, she is flipping out with hand motions yelling pointing to her driveway. Yes, bitch, I see your turn signal. I am not the one in the wrong here. She must have been having a bad day.

One of my biggest pet peeves as well, happened to me at lunch today. Guy runs a stop sign and pulls out in front of me, I have not a single car behind me. I have to slam on my brakes to keep from hitting him and because I get close-ish to his POS Cobalt when he immediately decides to bust left without a signal, he starts flipping me off and yells "fucking asshole in a BMW." I love being called "asshole in a BMW" because people who make poor decisions in life drive as well as they do everything else.