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      01-21-2016, 04:01 PM   #21715
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Yeah but our bimmette is gone...
Give it time, don't hit her up too soon.. (let the whole C5 thing blow over first)
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      01-21-2016, 04:04 PM   #21716
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Hey, Belgie. Time to take your car out for a spin.

Yes I know , but on our Belgian roads they drop roadsalt like shit .
I'm daily on our roads and look at the other cars and think....I need to cry because they have all the same color now... they are all gray of the roadsalt !
As for my ///M3 I need to say no thank you , she stays a garage queen in winter
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      01-21-2016, 04:09 PM   #21717
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Yes I know , but on our Belgian roads they drop roadsalt like shit .
I'm daily on our roads and look at the other cars and think....I need to cry because they have all the same color now... they are all gray of the roadsalt !
As for my ///M3 I need to say no thank you , she stays a garage queen in winter
Beautiful pic my friend
Good night...See you tomorrow .
Night night!
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      01-21-2016, 04:45 PM   #21718
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You guys suck. Now I have to decide on dinner myself!
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      01-21-2016, 05:11 PM   #21719
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You guys suck. Now I have to decide on dinner myself!
I'm doing the same thing...might just do the usual
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      01-21-2016, 05:12 PM   #21720
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You guys suck. Now I have to decide on dinner myself!
It must be tough on you, living in "The land of milk and honey and pizza and cake and pie and guns and steak."

I'm thinking a nice gun with some steak pizza, but I might choose a Scotch to wash it down.
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      01-21-2016, 05:19 PM   #21721
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So, new slang term: jahotties

Male, or female?
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      01-21-2016, 05:20 PM   #21722
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You guys suck. Now I have to decide on dinner myself!
Walt's in Sarasota

Millie's for breakfast is good too
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      01-21-2016, 06:09 PM   #21723
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I'm doing the same thing...might just do the usual
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It must be tough on you, living in "The land of milk and honey and pizza and cake and pie and guns and steak."

I'm thinking a nice gun with some steak pizza, but I might choose a Scotch to wash it down.
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Walt's in Sarasota

Millie's for breakfast is good too
I get done biking and remember there is a place call the Burger Shack on the way home so that was my plan. I get there, pull into a parking spot directly in front of the blinking open sign. As i get out of the vehicle and start walking up the ramp to the door a guy turns of the sign and locks the door. Really?!?! WTF?!?! I was literally 5 feet from him when he locked the door! Fucking cock knocker! I was hangry as fuck after that. But then i came home and lived the dream by having cereal for dinner.
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Ok, so i made some eggs too. I don't know what it's called, the way i made them, but they were magnificent.

Just cracked a couple of eggs in a small nonstick pan. Just barely break the yolk and spread them around a little bit. Sprinkle some freshly threaded pepper jack cheese on it and give it one flip. Take it off while slightly runny. So effing good.
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      01-21-2016, 07:16 PM   #21725
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Think they call that a cheese omelet. And I think bill Clinton would be 1st gentleman. AKA Big Willie the impaler and 1st gentleman.
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      01-21-2016, 07:42 PM   #21726
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Getting ready for a little snow....

Fire burning....

Some hot tea with honey....

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Live band? Lies...
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Live band? Lies...
I heard Lies once...AWESOME band!!
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I heard Lies once...AWESOME band!!
Ok...he's setting up.
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It's good not to be sick.
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Go somewhere with some people!
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Chad and Andrei...
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Imaginary friends, after one too many?
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Imaginary friends, after one too many?
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So....

Random scenario of a friend of a friend:


"he" went on a date with a chick that he was very much into

"he" is not sure if said female is into him

"he" reached out to her and said he had a nice time, she said she did as well



This "friend" is not sure how to proceed as he is not 100% sure chick is about it... friend asks how to feel this out further?

Dont know what to tell my friend
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