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      01-18-2016, 07:13 PM   #21473
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I really don't :
It's been proven that they put out!!
On the contrary though-
It also shows they are fertile.

I'm terrified of children. It's typically my kryptonite!
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On the contrary though-
It also shows they are fertile.

I'm terrified of children. It's typically my kryptonite!
Nah...they are terrific!

When my daughter was a baby, my younger brother would take her out for a few hours while babysitting and typically come back with 4 or 5 phone numbers. The single women absolutely ate it up!!

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On the contrary though-
It also shows they are fertile.

I'm terrified of children. It's typically my kryptonite!
Nah...they are terrific!

When my daughter was a baby, my younger brother would take her out for a few hours while babysitting and typically come back with 4 or 5 phone numbers. The single women absolutely ate it up!!

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Not saying that my future wife isn't a wonderful human being (I'm sure your daughter is an absolute joy)

...but I'll stick to using my bulldog to pick up chicks for now.
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Is it weird I totally found a pregnant personal trainer today at the gym absolutely hot/fuckable?
You should watch this chick flick, Kerrie Russell is great in it. She was fucking her doctor when she was pregnant.

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      01-18-2016, 07:37 PM   #21477
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Not saying that my future wife isn't a wonderful human being (I'm sure your daughter is an absolute joy)

...but I'll stick to using my bulldog to pick up chicks for now.
...I think what you are saying - she's hot and pregnant, therefore I don't have to pull out because she can't get 'more' pregnant...?
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      01-18-2016, 07:38 PM   #21478
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Not saying that my future wife isn't a wonderful human being (I'm sure your daughter is an absolute joy)

...but I'll stick to using my bulldog to pick up chicks for now.
...I think what you are saying - she's hot and pregnant, therefore I don't have to pull out because she can't get 'more' pregnant...?
That is as much sense as I could make of the situation.

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Not saying that my future wife isn't a wonderful human being (I'm sure your daughter is an absolute joy)

...but I'll stick to using my bulldog to pick up chicks for now.
Yes.
Everyone loves dogs. Everyone that counts, anyway!!
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...I think what you are saying - she's hot and pregnant, therefore I don't have to pull out because she can't get 'more' pregnant...?
Under right conditions women can become impregnated by 2 men and have twins.
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Under right conditions women can become impregnated by 2 men and have twins.
No Way!!!

That is just some alien trick
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No Way!!!

That is just some alien trick
Yes way requires a slut. Has to happen right off and 2 eggs have to be released.
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Now I get it...you're not a fan of lightweight, well balanced, manual transmission, and driver-centric cars.
Not when that ugly and in the hands of an american who thinks that if there is a bird in the name of the place he's at, he should try to make his boat fly.
Hmmmm...you almost used the word American like its a bad thing

What's this about a bird...some Finnish parable?
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What's this about a bird...some Finnish parable?

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No Way!!!

That is just some alien trick
Yes way requires a slut. Has to happen right off and 2 eggs have to be released.
She's like, super pregnant. At least 7 months.
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She's like, super pregnant. At least 7 months.
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She's like, super pregnant. At least 7 months.
How about just licking her asshole for now?
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She's like, super pregnant. At least 7 months.
How about just licking her asshole for now?
I thought that was a given considering its me? :
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She's like, super pregnant. At least 7 months.
How about just licking her asshole for now?
I thought that was a given considering its me? :
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She's like, super pregnant. At least 7 months.
How about just licking her asshole for now?
I thought that was a given considering its me? :
La la la la
Girls don't poop.
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So a cold freeze down here in SoFLA, an awful 55F in the middle of the night... heated seats putting work in...
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