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      01-18-2016, 10:20 PM   #21495
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So a cold freeze down here in SoFLA, an awful 55F in the middle of the night... heated seats putting work in...
I hear you bro-

54 and clear skies here in San Diego tonight.

We will get through this.
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      01-18-2016, 10:20 PM   #21496
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In other ME news....

My boss gave me the keys to a shiny new toy at work....another department to run

Now before you say congratulations....this little line of business hasn't been profitable for 2 years now....

So, now I have the single MOST profitable line of business as well as the least profitable line of business company wide....:
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I hear you bro-

54 and clear skies here in San Diego tonight.

We will get through this.
This is pretty faq-ing bad , but I deserve it after a few years of the roughest winters in the northeast lol.
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In other ME news....

My boss gave me the keys to a shiny new toy at work....another department to run

Now before you say congratulations....this little line of business hasn't been profitable for 2 years now....

So, now I have the single MOST profitable line of business as well as the least profitable line of business company wide....:
Put me in charge of the bad one.

I require a salary of at least 10k a month though. No weekends either.

I'll be out to NC tomorrow.
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      01-18-2016, 10:44 PM   #21499
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Put me in charge of the bad one.

I require a salary of at least 10k a month though. No weekends either.

I'll be out to NC tomorrow.
despite your superior interpersonal skills, often on display here in BP....not quite sure you have the *ahem* temperament or patience to motivate underperforming peeps
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This is pretty faq-ing bad , but I deserve it after a few years of the roughest winters in the northeast lol.
Are you anywhere near Tampa?
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      01-18-2016, 10:46 PM   #21501
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Put me in charge of the bad one.

I require a salary of at least 10k a month though. No weekends either.

I'll be out to NC tomorrow.
despite your superior interpersonal skills, often on display here in BP....not quite sure you have the *ahem* temperament or patience to motivate underperforming peeps
Hey, underperforming chumps get two warnings.

First- " get your shit together FAST."

Second " get OUT. Kill yourself on the way out"

So did I get the job?
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      01-18-2016, 10:47 PM   #21502
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Put me in charge of the bad one.

I require a salary of at least 10k a month though. No weekends either.

I'll be out to NC tomorrow.
Beat me to it. Ill be happy to take over the bad one for you ASBSECU E93
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This is pretty faq-ing bad , but I deserve it after a few years of the roughest winters in the northeast lol.
Are you anywhere near Tampa?
No sir, chiefly 305.
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Hey, underperforming chumps get two warnings.

First- " get your shit together FAST."

Second " get OUT. Kill yourself on the way out"

So did I get the job?
Ah shit, I can't compete with this ^
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Hey, underperforming chumps get two warnings.

First- " get your shit together FAST."

Second " get OUT. Kill yourself on the way out"

So did I get the job?
Ah shit, I can't compete with this ^
What can I say, I'm a people person
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      01-18-2016, 10:55 PM   #21506
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Hey, underperforming chumps get two warnings.

First- " get your shit together FAST."

Second " get OUT. Kill yourself on the way out"

So did I get the job?
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Beat me to it. Ill be happy to take over the bad one for you ASBSECU E93
You're both fired

Mr.SugarSkulls is too impulsive....and crass....and.....
EstorilM can't make up his mind and would never finish a project...

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Hey, underperforming chumps get two warnings.

First- " get your shit together FAST."

Second " get OUT. Kill yourself on the way out"

So did I get the job?
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Beat me to it. Ill be happy to take over the bad one for you ASBSECU E93
You're both fired

Mr.SugarSkulls is too impulsive....and crass....and.....
EstorilM can't make up his mind and would never finish a project...

So what you're saying is...

I'm pretty much Donald Trump. He's a billionaire no?

So no, YOURE FIRED.
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      01-18-2016, 11:39 PM   #21508
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Hey, underperforming chumps get two warnings.

First- " get your shit together FAST."

Second " get OUT. Kill yourself on the way out"

So did I get the job?
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Beat me to it. Ill be happy to take over the bad one for you ASBSECU E93
You're both fired

Mr.SugarSkulls is too impulsive....and crass....and.....
EstorilM can't make up his mind and would never finish a project...

Hire me?
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You're both fired

Mr.SugarSkulls is too impulsive....and crass....and.....
EstorilM can't make up his mind and would never finish a project...

Sounds like the value indecisiveness where you work if you're getting extra responsibilities
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Sounds like the value indecisiveness where you work if you're getting extra responsibilities
..oh, I'm VERY decisive at work....

You're Fired
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what unique skill do you possess?
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what unique skill do you possess?
He's really annoying?
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I can be really annoying.
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I can be really annoying.
Do NOT believe that!

You're a sweetheart
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