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      05-26-2016, 03:12 PM   #29525
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Yes. Indians and Paki are like oil and water
Something about good old colonial days and nukes.
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      05-26-2016, 03:14 PM   #29528
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I'm in the Asian wedding business. Indian-Paki weddings (when they occur) are tense situations. Have to call in extra security
Whom do you hire? Punjabis?
Nah man. They get hammered on the job. We got them brothas
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      05-26-2016, 03:15 PM   #29529
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Friends are fine. It's relationships/marriages there are rare
Sounds exactly like the Lebanese and Israelis.
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      05-26-2016, 03:59 PM   #29530
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Nah man. They get hammered on the job. We got them brothas
Hahahaha! But aren't they always packin?
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Nah man. They get hammered on the job. We got them brothas
Hahahaha! But aren't they always packin?
That's a problem because...
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That's a problem because...
Nah. Was talking about the Punjabis. Lol.

You know...the daggers....
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That's a problem because...
Nah. Was talking about the Punjabis. Lol.

You know...the daggers....
Lol, so do the brothas. They got knives, tazers, and gats.
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That's a problem because...
Nah. Was talking about the Punjabis. Lol.

You know...the daggers....
Lol, so do the brothas. They got knives, tazers, and gats.
Gats?
*checks calendar*

Your like a decade late bruh.
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      05-26-2016, 06:34 PM   #29535
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Gats?
*checks calendar*

Your like a decade late bruh.
You totally missed the banter about the correct usage of "homes" vs "Holmes" and the ethnic nuances behind them.

I.e. "Orale, Holmes, JTodd loves Frankenberry Kardashiiaaaaaan..."
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Gats?
*checks calendar*

Your like a decade late bruh.
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Gats?
*checks calendar*

Your like a decade late bruh.
You totally missed the banter about the correct usage of "homes" vs "Holmes" and the ethnic nuances behind them.

I.e. "Orale, Holmes, JTodd loves Frankenberry Kardashiiaaaaaan..."
Saw it. Actually loved the Frankenberry thing. First time I'd seen that. Scary.
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I.e. "Orale, Holmes, JTodd loves Frankenberry Kardashiiaaaaaan..."
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Saw it. Actually loved the Frankenberry thing. First time I'd seen that. Scary.
Frankenberry was too much! I almost lost it!!!
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You didn't catch it last week? Psh, some friend you are.
Thanks for sharing that!

I admire that you are go getter and do stuff.


And for clarification - I know you don't live a boring life while adhering to financially literate practices.
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You didn't catch it last week? Psh, some friend you are.
Thanks for sharing that!

I admire that you are go getter and do stuff.


And for clarification - I know you don't live a boring life while adhering to financially literate practices.
Thanks for the clarification
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@Aatish tell your people to let the whites win a spelling bee every so often. Tie for first again, two Indian kids. You can have the spelling bee. The Chinese can have the math bowl. We will never give up the tractor pulls though, so step off.
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