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Aatish · 06-01-2016, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

you got a 458? wait, why r we talking about girls...

I thought this was a known fact by now lol

silvergray545 · 06-01-2016, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

@Verbiage lol, when I first met her, I didn't make it apparent I had money. She still went for it.

She offers to pay and sometimes does pay for food and the usual. She always, every single time, offers to pay for gas. I always decline, but no other girl has ever offered that for me.

Take her out in the Tesla and then stop at the gas station.

grimlock · 06-01-2016, 10:22 AM

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n00b smh.

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I thought this was a known fact by now lol

that's it, I found the reason I'm not suceeding with girls..

shoei · 06-01-2016, 10:22 AM

I feel, like the OT could very well quite possibly be the last place that one should solicit love advice... You might be better off getting said advice at an insane asylum...

Aatish · 06-01-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by Aatish

@Verbiage lol, when I first met her, I didn't make it apparent I had money. She still went for it.

She offers to pay and sometimes does pay for food and the usual. She always, every single time, offers to pay for gas. I always decline, but no other girl has ever offered that for me.

Take her out in the Tesla and then stop at the gas station.

I actually gave her a ride in it yesterday.

grimlock · 06-01-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I did. Messed up her hair. Couldn't here the screams over the engine tho

which sound better, the car or the chick? be honest..

Verbiage · 06-01-2016, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I feel, like the OT could very well quite possibly be the last place that one should solicit love advice... You might be better off getting said advice at an insane asylum...

Only if you and grimlock are involved in the conversation. Otherwise, things seem to operate perfectly fine.

grimlock · 06-01-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I feel, like the OT could very well quite possibly be the last place that one should solicit love advice... You might be better off getting said advice at an insane asylum...

OT is the best place precisely because of it's resident Freud.. what say u, doc?

grimlock · 06-01-2016, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Only if you and grimlock are involved in the conversation. Otherwise, things seem to operate perfectly fine.

PLEASE don't put me in the sane (ops, freudian slip) category as him..

Aatish · 06-01-2016, 10:27 AM

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I did. Messed up her hair. Couldn't here the screams over the engine tho

which sound better, the car or the chick? be honest..

Depends on the situation.

Well, at full tap the car, mainly because I haven't heard her scream without distortion.

When taking it slow, the 458 closes 2/3 of the 3 valves. Under 3k, they stay closed and it doesn't sound as nice, in which case the girl wins.

Aatish · 06-01-2016, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I feel, like the OT could very well quite possibly be the last place that one should solicit love advice... You might be better off getting said advice at an insane asylum...

Ehh. OT has its moments. Better than Audiworld, Tesla, and Ferrarichat.

Verbiage · 06-01-2016, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Depends on the situation.

Well, at full tap the car, mainly because I haven't heard her scream without distortion.

When taking it slow, the 458 closes 2/3 of the 3 valves. Under 3k, they stay closed and it doesn't sound as nice, in which case the girl wins.

This needs to change, sir.

shoei · 06-01-2016, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

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Originally Posted by shoei

I feel, like the OT could very well quite possibly be the last place that one should solicit love advice... You might be better off getting said advice at an insane asylum...

OT is the best place precisely because of it's resident Freud.. what say u, doc?

It's hardly Freud... It's just common sense...

grimlock · 06-01-2016, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Ehh. OT has its moments. Better than Audiworld, Tesla, and Ferrarichat.

what about ArmenianChicks.com ?

grimlock · 06-01-2016, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Depends on the situation.

Well, at full tap the car, mainly because I haven't heard her scream without distortion.

When taking it slow, the 458 closes 2/3 of the 3 valves. Under 3k, they stay closed and it doesn't sound as nice, in which case the girl wins.

so full-throttle = car wins
hand-over-mouth = girl sounds better?

Aatish · 06-01-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

This needs to change, sir.

Trust me, I've tried.

grimlock · 06-01-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

It's hardly Freud... It's just common sense...

what's that?

Aatish · 06-01-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

so full-throttle = car wins
hand-over-mouth = girl sounds better?

Actually, yes. Exactly that!

Aatish · 06-01-2016, 10:34 AM

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what about ArmenianChicks.com ?

Nah, that's full of Kardashian wannabes

shoei · 06-01-2016, 10:35 AM

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It's hardly Freud... It's just common sense...

what's that?

You have it sometimes... Other times not so much... Not sure yet which version I prefer... The one who hyperventilated because he didn't know what to text back to a girl, or the hardcore bitches ain't shit version... Juries still out...

Verbiage · 06-01-2016, 10:36 AM

I vote for bitches ain't shit version.

shoei · 06-01-2016, 10:38 AM

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Ehh. OT has its moments. Better than Audiworld, Tesla, and Ferrarichat.

what about ArmenianChicks.com ?

They have a site here and it's super popular in LA lol... I don't know the exact name of it but I'm sure it's similar to what you just posted... It gets brutal though, because there's different levels of Armenian... Rank it from hardcore to less hardcore and it's on par with Aatish and his weddings he has to throw time to time where it's mixed culture matrimony and bodyguards have to be called in...

Anyways, think it's almost as popular as JDate here in LA...

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