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      01-04-2016, 03:40 PM   #19537
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Please... did you see Tokyo Drift? White boy can't hang.
DK did just fine... You don't even know your movies !!! About as knowledgeable as your new BFF mluvr...
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Please... did you see Tokyo Drift? White boy can't hang.
Having seen that movie is strike 4 against you and will almost certainly make Jake the driver by default.
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I just spit out my water...10 in rural Georgia......MAYBE

and V1.47fan - I doubt Mod would drive 2 hours for anything less than a 9...IMHO.
How rural are we talking?? The parts that have the banjos still??

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DK did just fine... You don't even know your movies !!! About as knowledgeable as your new BFF mluvr...
Took him forever, though. The Asians had the natural talent...
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Took him forever, though. The Asians had the natural talent...
They were CHEATING !!! The same reason you loathe the Patriots??
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      01-04-2016, 03:43 PM   #19542
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They were CHEATING !!! The same reason you loathe the Patriots??
How was he cheating?? You either fuck up Han's car or you make it through the race, and, well...
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How was he cheating?? You either fuck up Han's car or you make it through the race, and, well...
RIP Han... RIP...
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How was he cheating?? You either fuck up Han's car or you make it through the race, and, well...
He made it!
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He made it!
Yes yes eventually, my point was that the Asians had the natural talent and just because I'm half Asian doesn't mean I can't drive and am relegated to a life of slurping noodles and throwing ninja stars at people.
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Yes yes eventually, my point was that the Asians had the natural talent and just because I'm half Asian doesn't mean I can't drive and am relegated to a life of slurping noodles and throwing ninja stars at people.
But you're half Asian AND female. There is a difference.
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But you're half Asian AND female. There is a difference.
Double negative. Cancels out.
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Don't ruin the sexy stereotype (In my mind) Biorin - DAMN YOU!!!!
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Thank you yes she's a natural type which I enjoy. Excited about our trip, new place for us, also going to the ruins un gutamala guess scene in star wars was shot there.
Sounds really good Enjoy both of you from your trip
And in the mean while I'm working my ass off

Enjoy my friend !
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Don't ruin the sexy stereotype (In my mind) Biorin - DAMN YOU!!!!
It's sexy when people can't drive?
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Don't ruin the sexy stereotype (In my mind) Biorin - DAMN YOU!!!!
Aint nobody sexy when they debate Tokyo Drift.
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Sounds really good Enjoy both of you from your trip
And in the mean while I'm working my ass off

Enjoy my friend !
Yes we will. Have a month to diet up a bit.
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But you're half Asian AND female. There is a difference.
Double negative. Cancels out.
Then we add the height element and brings it back into negative status...

You're a "triple threat" and not in the good way... Strong candidate to have increased insurance rates...

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Then we add the height element and brings it back into negative status...

You're a "triple threat" and not in the good way... Strong candidate to have increased insurance rates...



That got a nice out loud laugh here by myself at my desk. haha
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I just spit out my water...10 in rural Georgia......MAYBE

and V1.47fan - I doubt Mod would drive 2 hours for anything less than a 9...IMHO.
Don't insult rural Georgia, not joking i've seen some drop dead gorgeous girls in rural Georgia.
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My friend in Georgia told me he had a hot sister I could bang after he was done.
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