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      03-05-2021, 12:54 PM   #52405
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It's just strange because it only happens when I wake up. Tuesday night, I woke up at 12:09 AM, got a drink of water, came back to my room and it was on. Wednesday night, woke up at 2:15 AM, used the restroom, came back to my room and it was on. Last night, woke up at 3:09 AM, remembered I left my phone in the living room, got up and walked down to the living room grabbed it and as soon as I walked in my bedroom I saw the light was on. It seems to be me activating it. BUT HOW??? Ugh. I had a decorative pillow propped up against the door last night so it couldn't "see" anything from under the door and my closet door was closed all flipping night long.

There's probably a camera in my apartment somewhere and someone's getting a great laugh out of freaking me out.
what type of light fixture is in your closet?
its probably not working correct or some kind of malfunction.
or someone is watching you lol
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      03-05-2021, 01:03 PM   #52406
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Alright, a quick google search has indicated that it can be the following:

cheap bulbs
radio frequency being emitted from rodent deterrent sonic wave devices
cb radio
Wifi router
microwave
infrared light (night cameras)
laser lights (level laser)
baseball radar gun
spiders....lots of tiny black spiders
vampires (I told you)
aliens
breast implants

All of the aforementioned are known to activate motion sensors.
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Alright, a quick google search has indicated that it can be the following:

cheap bulbs
radio frequency being emitted from rodent deterrent sonic wave devices
cb radio
Wifi router
microwave
infrared light (night cameras)
laser lights (level laser)
baseball radar gun
spiders....lots of tiny black spiders
vampires (I told you)
aliens
breast implants

All of the aforementioned are known to activate motion sensors.
Breast implants??? Go on..
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Breast implants??? Go on..
I also have a wifi router in my bedroom, but this started before I hooked up the wifi in my apartment. Also it only happens when I leave the room and come back in. It never just randomly turns on if I haven't left the room. And it only happens when I leave the room during twilight hours.


The good news is my complex called me today and have ordered a new light. It will be in next week. In the meantime I'm going to buy electrical tape tonight and black out that fucker. If it manages to turn on tonight during the wee hours of the morning, I just may shit myself.
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it only happens when I leave the room during twilight hours.
I knew it........vampires.
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      03-05-2021, 03:18 PM   #52410
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Or some body implants with triggering function, who knows
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      03-05-2021, 11:11 PM   #52411
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My money is on spiders, but it probably has an AUDIBLE sensor too, and you stomp around when you wake in the middle of the night, trying to squish the spiders
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My money is on spiders, but it probably has an AUDIBLE sensor too, and you stomp around when you wake in the middle of the night, trying to squish the spiders
Spiders are ruled out since it only happens when I leave the room in the middle of the night. There’s just no way a spider only moves when I move and I wake during different hours of the night. Example would be last night, I think I woke up at either 1 or 2 A.M., and I didn’t get out of bed I just rolled over to the other side of the bed and went right back to sleep. My closet light did not turn on. It’s gotta be something when I actually get up out of bed during twilight that’s triggering it, but how?????

When I woke up this morning at 7, I opened my closet door to grab my clothes hamper to start laundry, the closet door opens inwards into the closet. Fucking light did not come on I took a shower, currently walking around my room, closet door is still open, no light is on.
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Theres' maybe a hidden cam into the field and the recorder had enough to do to select your best scenes. When the light is coming back, you'll know the deal
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      03-19-2021, 07:00 AM   #52414
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I don't want to start a new thread about it, but I know there was a thread of great books to read in order to further professional growth/education. Can anyone direct me there lol? I've begun reading The Art of War, which as everyone is aware is regarded highly, but there were a bunch of posts on that thread with many other recommendations that I would love to put my eyes on.

Appreciate the help!! (if any haha)
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      03-19-2021, 07:02 AM   #52415
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I don't want to start a new thread about it, but I know there was a thread of great books to read in order to further professional growth/education. Can anyone direct me there lol? I've begun reading The Art of War, which as everyone is aware is regarded highly, but there were a bunch of posts on that thread with many other recommendations that I would love to put my eyes on.

Appreciate the help!! (if any haha)
Gimme a minute - that was my thread. I'll find it and bump it.

EDIT - I bumped mine but it wasn't the thread you are thinking of. I tried.
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Gimme a minute - that was my thread. I'll find it and bump it.
Very much appreciated!!
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      03-25-2021, 08:02 AM   #52417
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Got my tax refund this morning. Attachment 2561708

Time to shop for a new Beemer. Attachment 2561709
What sort of scale are you looking at?

1:36, 1:18...can you afford a 1:10 Beemer? Just trying to judge how good that refund was.
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This year I have to fill out one for last year and as long the reduced staffing order is valid and we got reduced annual wage but filled with subventions. That'll cost me
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Last night's contract at a Regional Hospital ER was just about par. Except that I had an Intern shadowing me. Thankfully, we didn't have the usual week-end carnage as she had a million questions. At first, I was finding it a little annoying, as I had one finger on a bleeder, making sure I'm was not going to lose a finger by a runaway scalpel by the tired attending on-call physician in the process of removing a foreign object.

I've had instructional techniques training so I took a deep breath and became Florence Nightingale, Marie Currie and Mother Theresa realizing that this kid will be treating patients in the near future.

It's a good thing I was nowhere near Murf993 rum stash. he he he...

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Where was this, er, foreign object?
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Today's Dilbert, first panel: I invented a fitness routine I call BOSSERCISE.


Sadly, the following panels did not rise to anything worthy of MKSixer 's attention. I AM DISAPPOINT!!!!!
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