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      10-15-2020, 07:37 AM   #29481
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My wife made one of my favorite dinners chicken parm with her famous 3 hour sauce and a delicious Antipasto Salad filled with salami, pepperoni, olives, provolone, tomatoes, red onion, and pepperoncinis. 🌶

Notes: Her name is Theresa, she's italian (lived in Italy too btw) her purpose in life could've been to just make delicious food and nothing else, she would've been a star just for that

To put it another way, my mother comes over just to eat her meals...

Thanks to your post I couldn't eat a bite. my stomach is actually turned, sipping club soda and trying to mind erase your post
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You fine sir are the master. I am but a mere under study.
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      10-15-2020, 07:54 AM   #29482
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You fine sir are the master. I am but a mere under study.
You are too kind, good sir! I cannot overstate how impressed I was with your opening salvo. Electrocution isn't something that even crossed my mind. Major points, sir. Bravo!!

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Punisher pussy
Missed opportunity to not call him the pussy punisher didn’t want people to confuse him for you?
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Cup2 tires + dry road + pedal to the metal:


Cup2 tires + pouring rain + pedal to the metal:


I was thinking of this as I was sliding around a cold, wet roundabout on my way home from work today. I'm also on Cup2s. I find them hilarious this time of year. Pedal to the metal is only possible over 100mph, and still only with a gentle roll-on only.
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Punisher pussy
Missed opportunity to not call him the pussy punisher didn’t want people to confuse him for you?
I like it! Fixed.
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Missed opportunity to not call him the pussy punisher didn’t want people to confuse him for you?
See I initially just read it as "punish her pussy"...yes, added an extra h. But that's what I thought Dpc2u was going for.
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Or, if you live in Louisiana, it can be an escape pod.
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Or, if you live in Louisiana, it can be an escape pod.
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See I initially just read it as "punish her pussy"...yes, added an extra h. But that's what I thought Dpc2u was going for.
This just brought a tear to my eye.

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Reminds me of the F1 Walrus nose, why would someone do this to a nice car? Lol
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Reminds me of the F1 Walrus nose, why would someone do this to a nice car? Lol
That looks awful. Kill it with fire!!
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