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      10-25-2015, 11:16 AM   #1101
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Yup! Good times. I don't require commitment for that, however I do try to be the only one as I think it can be a bit questionable when you're just part of a harem, at least on a consistent basis.
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Twice. Both of them ended up as horrible disasters and who ever says men can do those and women cant: That fucker should really shut up!



Shoulders, stance, and gimme a guy who can win an argument with me and I'm in love in seconds. If he can also kick my ass physically I'll be planning the wedding! This time around I might even spend more than 100 buck in the ordeal.

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Two different answers her...

but I would agree with Lups...it would end up horrible in my opinion...but I am one of people who hates commitments
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      10-25-2015, 11:17 AM   #1102
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I wouldn't hit a chick. But I'm 100% positive I'd introduce you to a world of hurt if you tried to assault me.
Hahahaha, I'm not violent, but I loved our matches in our back yard back home. Basic self defense skills are needed for everyone.
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      10-25-2015, 11:23 AM   #1103
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I've done martial arts for the past 11 years, and what my teacher would always say was "Gender does not matter."
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      10-25-2015, 11:24 AM   #1104
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I've done martial arts for the past 11 years, and what my teacher would always say was "Gender does not matter."
As my hobby I help women out from abusive relationships. The shit I've seen over the last year is a nice extra fuel for my nightmares. Every time I head out I know the risk of getting hurt is huge and I've taken a few hits and pushes over the year. The most rewarding thing is that the women usually go back to the men so everything is for nothing in the end.
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      10-25-2015, 11:29 AM   #1106
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Kill one, fuck one, marry one-

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Meh, with those options I'd go gay
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      10-25-2015, 11:30 AM   #1107
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Kill one, fuck one, marry one-

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Meh, with those options I'd go gay
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Ladies,

Steve Buscemi,
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John C Reilly.

Kill one, fuck one, marry one-

Go!

Meh, with those options I'd go gay
What a bad sport you are.
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      10-25-2015, 11:32 AM   #1109
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I've done martial arts for the past 11 years, and what my teacher would always say was "Gender does not matter."
As my hobby I help women out from abusive relationships. The shit I've seen over the last year is a nice extra fuel for my nightmares. Every time I head out I know the risk of getting hurt is huge and I've taken a few hits and pushes over the year. The most rewarding thing is that the women usually go back to the men so everything is for nothing in the end.
Damned be that "battered woman syndrome" sad really!
Or if your really unlucky "Stockholm syndrome"
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      10-25-2015, 11:33 AM   #1110
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Steve Buscemi,
Danny Trejo,
John C Reilly.

Kill one, fuck one, marry one-

Go!

Meh, with those options I'd go gay
Come on.....trejo is a stud at his age and is as manly as guys get
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What a bad sport you are.
Dude you suck! Kill one, fine: I'll poison their coffee, fuck one: Can be done in theory, but then marry the last?! So you're sentencing me to a sexless marriage and I am the bad sport?!

Damn you sweetened head.
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      10-25-2015, 11:36 AM   #1112
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Ladies....cut or uncut?
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      10-25-2015, 11:36 AM   #1113
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As my hobby I help women out from abusive relationships. The shit I've seen over the last year is a nice extra fuel for my nightmares. Every time I head out I know the risk of getting hurt is huge and I've taken a few hits and pushes over the year. The most rewarding thing is that the women usually go back to the men so everything is for nothing in the end.
Yeah, I'm not fond of hurting women, but instead of hitting them physically, I've learned to neutralize them without physically hitting them, it was something I learned while doing ninjustu and something I practiced even more while in the military.
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      10-25-2015, 11:37 AM   #1114
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The point is you choose who you do which with not tell us how you would kill and fuck them.
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Damned be that "battered woman syndrome" sad really!
Or if your really unlucky "Stockholm syndrome"
Yeah. Those and the kids with drug problems have been a great thing for my trust in humanity.
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Ladies....cut or uncut?
Uncut, if not done for medical reasons.
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Ladies....cut or uncut?
Uncut, if not done for medical reasons.
The more the merrier....
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What a bad sport you are.
Dude you suck! Kill one, fine: I'll poison their coffee, fuck one: Can be done in theory, but then marry the last?! So you're sentencing me to a sexless marriage and I am the bad sport?!

Damn you sweetened head.
Well I mean, I DID hear you were looking to hire a new "pool boy".
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Dresses....jeans.....yoga pants.....or joggers....pick 2!
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Dresses....jeans.....yoga pants.....or joggers....pick 2!
I live in dresses and yoga pants.
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The more the merrier....
Well, it's less to work with and studies say it takes away a lot of the feel from the man. I wouldnt do that to a kid.

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Well I mean, I DID hear you were looking to hire a new "pool boy".
Lol, stupid morals would get in the way even if I could over come my hate of being touched by a stranger.
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