[1MOREMOD]

My neighbor cut off 2 toes with lawn mower so I put them in a bag of ice for him to take in.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My neighbor cut off 2 toes with lawn mower so I put them in a bag of ice for him to take in.

Lmao that's so nonchalant as if you packed a peanut butter jelly for your kids lunch.

[1MOREMOD]

Melted my glove to my hand with cut off wheel was scared to look, just a burn didnt lose anything vital. Also lit my sweatshirt on fire with same angle grinder just as wife opened garage coming home, first thing she sees is me on fire then realizing and putting myself out.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Banana Hammock

Lmao that's so nonchalant as if you packed a peanut butter jelly for your kids lunch.

Yeah saw him do it. Fell backwards over bushes pulled lawn mower with him lucky wasnt worse. My friend and I were like wow that dude just cut off his feet, my mom thought we wer joking.

[Soul_Glo]

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[Halid]

Reason enough to avoid flying in a 777.

[StripclubDJ]

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[shay2nak]

Originally Posted by HFW003

It’s a Kookaburra.

lol

[Run Silent]

Originally Posted by Halid

Reason enough to avoid flying in a 777.

Hmmm.....I cannot imagine why it wouldn't keep altitude when the tanks are empty. Perhaps it would have something to do with the engines no longer running?

I swear the news is trying to make us all dumber.

[Run Silent]

I was so excited for a minute, and then...

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

Hmmm.....I cannot imagine why it wouldn't keep altitude when the tanks are empty. Perhaps it would have something to do with the engines no longer running?

I swear the news is making us all dumber.

Fixed that for you

[upstatedoc]

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[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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If you've done it right, when the mushrooms kick in you don't realize you are at a show.

This man has done it right. Although the exterior looks calm and puzzled, I can assure you this guy is having a WAY better time than anyone else there.

[Joekerr]

It's a video ("meanwhile in Canada"), but entertaining. Shows why we need universal health care.

https://www.facebook.com/Meanwhilein...Tk5MDc5Mzk3Mg/

[BSM n54iS]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

Hmmm.....I cannot imagine why it wouldn't keep altitude when the tanks are empty. Perhaps it would have something to do with the engines no longer running?

I swear the news was created to make us all dumber.

FTFY

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

Enjoy this story. I actually had to do a double take as I couldn't believe this was an actual, published story. Oh, Tennessee...

Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa

https://www.wbir.com/article/news/cr...1-6f827acf8244

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/t...ustomers-salsa

WOW.....there is a special place in hell for these pillars of the community. I can imagine that the delivery service's business is done with this one act. Even if a person felt the need to do something like this recording video and posting on facebook simply shows what class acts these individuals are.

[UncleWede]

I hope it wasn't habanero salsa!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I hope it wasn't habanero salsa!

I kinda wish it was. Sorry bastard.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

Enjoy this story. I actually had to do a double take as I couldn't believe this was an actual, published story. Oh, Tennessee...

Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa

https://www.wbir.com/article/news/cr...1-6f827acf8244

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/t...ustomers-salsa

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

WOW.....there is a special place in hell for these pillars of the community. I can imagine that the delivery service's business is done with this one act. Even if a person felt the need to do something like this recording video and posting on facebook simply shows what class acts these individuals are.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I hope it wasn't habanero salsa!

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I kinda wish it was. Sorry bastard.

All these heartfelt feelings coming from Jody makes me think this might be a man who has inadvertently flossed with a pube or two before from a food delivery.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

All these heartfelt feelings coming from Jody makes me think this might be a man who has inadvertently flossed with a pube or two before from a food delivery.

Not to my knowledge.

Wait I take that back. I did have an incident once where I sent a drink back at a bar because it was unpalatable. I have no idea what got put in my second drink but I took a sip of it and apparently fell asleep at the bar on the table with business colleagues. The operations manager had to carry me out of the bar and drive me to a hotel. I remember nothing of the rest of the evening. The next morning I woke up extremely sick with a naked woman in bed with me. I then had to drive from Knoxville to Memphis feeling like I had a concussion. Had to stop on the side of the interstate several times and vomit. That was the only drink I had that night.

On the flip-side of this story, apparently I had sex that evening with a very attractive woman. I remember none of it but apparently whatever they slipped me turned me into a zombie pornstar. The things that she told me I did to her are not things that a gentleman does to a woman on the first encounter unless there is an exchange of money and a film crew present.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Not to my knowledge.

Wait I take that back. I did have an incident once where I sent a drink back at a bar because it was unpalatable. I have no idea what got put in my second drink but I took a sip of it and apparently fell asleep at the bar on the table with business colleagues. The operations manager had to carry me out of the bar and drive me to a hotel. I remember nothing of the rest of the evening. The next morning I woke up extremely sick with a naked woman in bed with me. I then had to drive from Knoxville to Memphis feeling like I had a concussion. Had to stop on the side of the interstate several times and vomit. That was the only drink I had that night.

On the flip-side of this story, apparently I had sex that evening with a very attractive woman. I remember none of it but apparently whatever they slipped me turned me into a zombie pornstar. The things that she told me I did to her are not things that a gentleman does to a woman on the first encounter unless there is an exchange of money and a film crew present.

Dude, I've SEEN that movie!!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Dude, I've SEEN that movie!!

I honestly wish there had been a film crew involved. I would have loved to have seen what happened that evening. I did have a few pictures sent to me the next day of me passed out at the bar, several selfies with the girl in her car in the parking lot of the hotel and me laying face down in the hallway of the hotel flipping off the person taking the picture.