What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Banana Hammock · 07-26-2016, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Feels like an episode of the crocodile hunter where we get to watch a wild animal try and get out of the friend zone... Rarely do we get to see it live though...

Ssshhh... We don't want to spook the lil guy...

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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I mean what did you expect would happen when you turned down my home cooked steak dinner for two??

Who said I turned it down?

The other night when I texted you to come to NY and I'd make you dinner but you responded with "umm NO thanks."

jtodd_fl · 07-26-2016, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

For proper use of a meme...

At least I don't drive around in an old man's car... pfft... Ghost. What are you, 70? You pick up ASBSECU E93 in it and go to your orthopedist appointments together?

Axius · 07-26-2016, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Why are you taking her side!?

All I said was, I wanted one porterhouse steak for myself.

I'm about to invite all of you over for dinner one night. I'm going to prepare a nice filet for myself and then buy a bunch of Taco Bell for all you fucks. To top it all off, everyone will be sober and there will be no alcohol in the house.

Buncha bitches.

Jokes on you, I never leave the house without a fifth of whiskey!

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by shoei

Feels like an episode of the crocodile hunter where we get to watch a wild animal try and get out of the friend zone... Rarely do we get to see it live though...

Ssshhh... We don't want to spook the lil guy...

Oop Oop! He's been spotted! Here we see the female croc devour the innocent gazelle as it whispfulky tries to escape, shifting itself in the process.

I... Want to appreciate this... But the grammar mistakes are so high I can't do it...

A for effort though... And I want you to know, I know exactly what you were trying to say...

Banana Hammock · 07-26-2016, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

The other night when I texted you to come to NY and I'd make you dinner but you responded with "umm NO thanks."

Damn, he could've said no in lowercase but he went and did it in all uppercase?

Rude...

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

It's cool though. F87LUV just friendzoned me. See below. At least you guys are still enemies.

You can join up with Ser Jorah.

Maybe Daenerys will throw him a pity f*ck before the series ends.

Axius · 07-26-2016, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I... Want to appreciate this... But the grammar mistakes are so high I can't do it...

A for effort though... And I want you to know, I know exactly what you were trying to say...

I'm on my phone for fucks sake! Cut a brother some slack!

Aurocorrect is a huge whore.

jtodd_fl · 07-26-2016, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Maybe Daenerys will throw him a pity f*ck before the series ends.

Oh God... queue a million nerds to explain why this cannot happen and how George RR Martin would not want that...

Banana Hammock · 07-26-2016, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I'm on my phone for fucks sake! Cut a brother some slack!

Aurocorrect is a huge whore.

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

It's cool though. F87LUV just friendzoned me. See below. At least you guys are still enemies.

You can join up with Ser Jorah.

Maybe Daenerys will throw him a pity f*ck before the series ends.

Do you want a stalker? Cuz this is how you get a stalker...

It's like, when a girl approaches a dude in 2016 and asks him if he has the time kind of thing, you know what I mean?

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Maybe Daenerys will throw him a pity f*ck before the series ends.

Oh God... queue a million nerds to explain why this cannot happen and how George RR Martin would not want that...

I've read the books.

Axius · 07-26-2016, 01:17 PM

This Kia minivan rental is so basic. Can't even do a front wheelie peelie.

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Do you want a stalker? Cuz this is how you get a stalker...

It's like, when a girl approaches a dude in 2016 and asks him if he has the time kind of thing, you know what I mean?

Banana Hammock · 07-26-2016, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

This Kia minivan rental is so basic. Can't even do a front wheelie peelie.

You're driving the automobile equivalent of a well done steak with a microwaved potato.

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

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This Kia minivan rental is so basic. Can't even do a front wheelie peelie.

You're driving the automobile equivalent of a well done steak with a microwaved potato.

And he has erectile dysfunction... Plus the clap...

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

This Kia minivan rental is so basic. Can't even do a front wheelie peelie.

I had a Jetta over the weekend. My car felt so amazing when I got into it on Monday.

jtodd_fl · 07-26-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I had a Jetta over the weekend. My car felt so amazing when I got into it on Monday.

Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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I had a Jetta over the weekend. My car felt so amazing when I got into it on Monday.

Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

Or imagine if she had a real transmission... Wait... Wut??

Banana Hammock · 07-26-2016, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

Shots fired!

Take cover!

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I had a Jetta over the weekend. My car felt so amazing when I got into it on Monday.

Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

Omg I know right??? I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

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Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

Shots fired!

Take cover!

Imagine if mine was some kind of bubble gum blue? I would look totally gay driving around town in that.

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