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      08-09-2016, 05:29 PM   #36873
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      08-09-2016, 05:35 PM   #36874
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I can wait. I'm not ready for no headphone jack.
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      08-09-2016, 07:22 PM   #36875
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      08-09-2016, 07:22 PM   #36876
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      08-09-2016, 07:31 PM   #36877
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Does your bacon have a nipple? That's..... I don't know.......eeewww?
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      08-09-2016, 07:34 PM   #36878
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      08-09-2016, 07:35 PM   #36879
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Does your bacon have a nipple? That's..... I don't know.......eeewww?
Yep, that is a piece of bacon with a nipple still attached.
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      08-09-2016, 07:39 PM   #36880
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      08-09-2016, 08:46 PM   #36881
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I can wait. I'm not ready for no headphone jack.
I'm not too happy about that. I don't want to get Bluetooth headphones :/
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      08-09-2016, 08:55 PM   #36882
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Does your bacon have a nipple? That's..... I don't know.......eeewww?
Yep, that is a piece of bacon with a nipple still attached.
EWWW!!

Dafaq you post that for?!?

Haram haram haram, smh
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      08-09-2016, 09:14 PM   #36883
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EWWW!!

Dafaq you post that for?!?

Haram haram haram, smh


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      08-09-2016, 10:25 PM   #36884
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Yep, that is a piece of bacon with a nipple still attached.
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EWWW!!

Dafaq you post that for?!?

Haram haram haram, smh


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      08-09-2016, 11:23 PM   #36885
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EWWW!!

Dafaq you post that for?!?

Haram haram haram, smh
Lol, I was reminded of this by your statement.
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When your crossword puzzle, that is supposed to refresh at 3am, still hasn't refreshed at 4...
Crossword puzzles. Damn, you are really old. Do you also knit in your free time?
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Bacon, GOOD.

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What's not to like?
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      08-10-2016, 06:42 AM   #36892
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Adding bacon to anything increases the perfection quotient of said item.
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