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Verbiage · 06-17-2016, 08:15 PM

Lmao

Verbiage · 06-17-2016, 08:16 PM

Fucking super likes. I hate swiping upward accidentally.

Verbiage · 06-17-2016, 08:17 PM

@silvergray545 what's your CC# so I can send her a pizza on your behalf. Maybe I can mail her to Ohio, she's only like 5'1".

Mike. · 06-17-2016, 08:25 PM

shes part witch

Aatish · 06-17-2016, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Fucking super likes. I hate swiping upward accidentally.

What the hell is that legging....

Verbiage · 06-17-2016, 08:33 PM

Had to unmatch her ASAP. I kept this app to see if there were any interesting girls to make conversation with, but the pickings is slim doe.

Aatish · 06-17-2016, 08:42 PM

Now, off too dinner.

bimmette · 06-17-2016, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Had to unmatch her ASAP. I kept this app to see if there were any interesting girls to make conversation with, but the pickings is slim doe.

Don't you have a girlfriend? If you want to make convo, just come to OT.

(Where's the side eye emoji when I need one!)

Mike. · 06-17-2016, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Don't you have a girlfriend? If you want to make convo, just come to OT.

(Where's the side eye emoji when I need one!)

#GOTHIM

bimmette · 06-17-2016, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Don't you have a girlfriend? If you want to make convo, just come to OT.

(Where's the side eye emoji when I need one!)

#GOTHIM

Hahahaha well who goes on tinder to "make convo"? Hahahah

Mike. · 06-17-2016, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahahaha well who goes on tinder to "make convo"? Hahahah

hahahaahah yeah that is true. Verbiage you better have a good answer for this one

That could have been an amazing convo.. for us to laugh at.

Verbiage · 06-17-2016, 10:30 PM

I do have a gf! But she's off baking for a friends baby shower.

And I unmatched her already. Desperation is a turn off.

:

bimmette · 06-17-2016, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I do have a gf! But she's off baking for a friends baby shower.

And I unmatched her already. Desperation is a turn off.

:

Don't you worry that a friend of your gf may see you on tinder?

Verbiage · 06-17-2016, 10:59 PM

Nah. They all got knocked up at 18-21 and locked down with baby daddy drama. Spanish folks, see.

They aren't too bright, a majority of the time.

Verbiage · 06-17-2016, 11:00 PM

Plus, I use silvergray545's pictures on Tinder. That's the only way I get matches. I'm not attractive enough on my own, apparently.

Aatish · 06-17-2016, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Plus, I use silvergray545's pictures on Tinder. That's the only way I get matches. I'm not attractive enough on my own, apparently.

Those likes on your Instagram selfies doh

Aatish · 06-17-2016, 11:50 PM

A few months back, I was in my office on a Friday night, looking over some analysts report I got sent over. It was roughly 11pm when my phone started to ring. It was my friend from Indian whom I'll refer to as "Harry".

Harry: Bro, I need your help.

Me: Umm, what?

Harry: I'm at Duane Reade, I need help buying condoms.

Me: Ummm, what?!

Harry: Dude, which ones do I get?

Me: How the fuck would I know which ones you need? It's different for each person.

Harry: Aren't you supposed to get the bigger ones? Aren't they better for the girls? They make it bigger, and bigger is better. Right?

Me: *face plam* No. That's not how they work. The size refers to your...um...size.

Harry: Ohh, shit. So what size should I get?

Me: How the fuck should I know?

Harry: What do you get?

Me: ...

Harry: Bro?

Me: ...Large.

Harry: Will those fit me?

Me: That's for you to find out.

Harry: How many should I get?

Me: For fucks sake, just get a couple boxes. Get different sizes too; some girls like a tighter fit.

Harry: Good idea bro. I'll do that. Thanks!

Me: *End Call*

Stopped by his place a few weeks back. He had about 35 condoms of various sizes, and types in a bowl next to his Hindu shrine.

jtodd_fl · 06-18-2016, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Had to unmatch her ASAP. I kept this app to see if there were any interesting girls to make conversation with, but the pickings is slim doe.

Don't you have a girlfriend? If you want to make convo, just come to OT.

(Where's the side eye emoji when I need one!)

Got to build your own at a time like this. Pfft noobs. >_>

jtodd_fl · 06-18-2016, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I do have a gf! But she's off baking for a friends baby shower.

And I unmatched her already. Desperation is a turn off.

:

When you're my age, you forget that not all relationships are exclusive. That is all. I had bimmette 's reaction at first.

Her: I can't believe you fucked someone else!
Verbiage: You were off baking, you were gone for like 4 hours!

Mike. · 06-18-2016, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

A few months back, I was in my office on a Friday night, looking over some analysts report I got sent over. It was roughly 11pm when my phone started to ring. It was my friend from Indian whom I'll refer to as "Harry".

Harry: Bro, I need your help.

Me: Umm, what?

Harry: I'm at Duane Reade, I need help buying condoms.

Me: Ummm, what?!

Harry: Dude, which ones do I get?

Me: How the fuck would I know which ones you need? It's different for each person.

Harry: Aren't you supposed to get the bigger ones? Aren't they better for the girls? They make it bigger, and bigger is better. Right?

Me: *face plam* No. That's not how they work. The size refers to your...um...size.

Harry: Ohh, shit. So what size should I get?

Me: How the fuck should I know?

Harry: What do you get?

Me: ...

Harry: Bro?

Me: ...Large.

Harry: Will those fit me?

Me: That's for you to find out.

Harry: How many should I get?

Me: For fucks sake, just get a couple boxes. Get different sizes too; some girls like a tighter fit.

Harry: Good idea bro. I'll do that. Thanks!

Me: *End Call*

Stopped by his place a few weeks back. He had about 35 condoms of various sizes, and types in a bowl next to his Hindu shrine.

no homo

jtodd_fl · 06-18-2016, 09:12 AM

Parked at Lowe's. Lul.

Aatish · 06-18-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Parked at Lowe's. Lul.

God, that's such a nice blue.

06-17-2016, 08:15 PM	#31417
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Lmao Attached Images __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-17-2016, 08:16 PM	#31418
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Fucking super likes. I hate swiping upward accidentally. Attached Images __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-17-2016, 08:17 PM	#31419
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	@silvergray545 what's your CC# so I can send her a pizza on your behalf. Maybe I can mail her to Ohio, she's only like 5'1". __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-17-2016, 08:25 PM	#31420
Mike. Mike: Everyone's Pal 2044 Rep 2,972 Posts Drives: F80 M3 Join Date: May 2013 Location: Eastern Long Island iTrader: (5) Garage List 2013 BMW 335xi [10.00]	shes part witch __________________ Alpine MSS Stage 2+ E30 tune\|MST Intakes\|VRSF Single Mid Pipe\|Agency Power Intercooler\|VTT Full solution crank hub fix
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06-17-2016, 08:33 PM	#31422
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Had to unmatch her ASAP. I kept this app to see if there were any interesting girls to make conversation with, but the pickings is slim doe. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-17-2016, 08:42 PM	#31423
Aatish Lofty 3458 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Now, off too dinner.
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06-17-2016, 10:30 PM	#31428
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I do have a gf! But she's off baking for a friends baby shower. And I unmatched her already. Desperation is a turn off. : __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-17-2016, 10:59 PM	#31430
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Nah. They all got knocked up at 18-21 and locked down with baby daddy drama. Spanish folks, see. They aren't too bright, a majority of the time. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-17-2016, 11:00 PM	#31431
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Plus, I use silvergray545's pictures on Tinder. That's the only way I get matches. I'm not attractive enough on my own, apparently. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-17-2016, 11:50 PM	#31433
Aatish Lofty 3458 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	A few months back, I was in my office on a Friday night, looking over some analysts report I got sent over. It was roughly 11pm when my phone started to ring. It was my friend from Indian whom I'll refer to as "Harry". Harry: Bro, I need your help. Me: Umm, what? Harry: I'm at Duane Reade, I need help buying condoms. Me: Ummm, what?! Harry: Dude, which ones do I get? Me: How the fuck would I know which ones you need? It's different for each person. Harry: Aren't you supposed to get the bigger ones? Aren't they better for the girls? They make it bigger, and bigger is better. Right? Me: face plam No. That's not how they work. The size refers to your...um...size. Harry: Ohh, shit. So what size should I get? Me: How the fuck should I know? Harry: What do you get? Me: ... Harry: Bro? Me: ...Large. Harry: Will those fit me? Me: That's for you to find out. Harry: How many should I get? Me: For fucks sake, just get a couple boxes. Get different sizes too; some girls like a tighter fit. Harry: Good idea bro. I'll do that. Thanks! Me: End Call Stopped by his place a few weeks back. He had about 35 condoms of various sizes, and types in a bowl next to his Hindu shrine. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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06-18-2016, 09:12 AM	#31437
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6704 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Parked at Lowe's. Lul. Attached Images __________________ This space for rent.
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