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      04-20-2021, 02:10 PM   #9043
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Sounds like that's an invitation to MK. Could be reading that wrong, but *sounds* like an invitation.
I think he would rather be with someone else
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      04-20-2021, 02:38 PM   #9044
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I think he would rather be with someone else
Oh so you were inviting him, but not his significant other?

See I thought you were inviting both to join you at your palatial spread to view the race while they dip their toes in the sparkling cool blue water, being served canapes and adult beverages by waitresses in formal wear and enjoying unfettered access to private washroom facilities...but no, no, I was mistaken, it was just MK you were inviting. Not his significant other.

I'm about to abandon this notion I have of southern hospitality. I've heard of it, but old Dinonz here keeps disabusing me of the notion that it actually exists. Maybe it is because he is a transplant, I dunno.

I'm kidding you Dino.

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      04-20-2021, 05:19 PM   #9045
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Oh so you were inviting him, but not his significant other?

See I thought you were inviting both to join you at your palatial spread to view the race while they dip their toes in the sparkling cool blue water, being served canapes and adult beverages by waitresses in formal wear and enjoying unfettered access to private washroom facilities...but no, no, I was mistaken, it was just MK you were inviting. Not his significant other.

I'm about to abandon this notion I have of southern hospitality. I've heard of it, but old Dinonz here keeps disabusing me of the notion that it actually exists. Maybe it is because he is a transplant, I dunno.

I'm kidding you Dino.
I'm from way too far South - I'm a hermit and an introvert - I don't like people
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      04-20-2021, 06:16 PM   #9046
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Is anyone here sober and if so, how do you handle dating when there is an apparent drinking culture. What's anyone's experience? Obviously, I know I can get water in the bar (or tea in the coffee shop; I also don't drink coffee), but I know my dating pool's gonna shrink significantly as I wouldn't be ok with them getting smashed every weekend which people here my age do.
I don't drink alcohol. I won't date women who have to get drunk all of the time, but I don't mind if someone has a drink or two. If they pressure me AT ALL, bye.
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      04-20-2021, 06:22 PM   #9047
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Is anyone here sober and if so, how do you handle dating when there is an apparent drinking culture. What's anyone's experience? Obviously, I know I can get water in the bar (or tea in the coffee shop; I also don't drink coffee), but I know my dating pool's gonna shrink significantly as I wouldn't be ok with them getting smashed every weekend which people here my age do.
I don't drink alcohol. I won't date women who have to get drunk all of the time, but I don't mind if someone has a drink or two. If they pressure me AT ALL, bye.
But are you getting laid?
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Sounds like that's an invitation to MK. Could be reading that wrong, but *sounds* like an invitation.
Hmmmmmm...

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I think he would rather be with someone else
You may be surprised...

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Oh so you were inviting him, but not his significant other?

See I thought you were inviting both to join you at your palatial spread to view the race while they dip their toes in the sparkling cool blue water, being served canapes and adult beverages by waitresses in formal wear and enjoying unfettered access to private washroom facilities...but no, no, I was mistaken, it was just MK you were inviting. Not his significant other.

I'm about to abandon this notion I have of southern hospitality. I've heard of it, but old Dinonz here keeps disabusing me of the notion that it actually exists. Maybe it is because he is a transplant, I dunno.

I'm kidding you Dino.
Stop kicking up crap!!

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I'm from way too far South - I'm a hermit and an introvert - I don't like people
Luckily, I'm not people...I'm just me.
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Stop kicking up crap!!

But that's....that's what I do here...

You can't take that away from me!
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But that's....that's what I do here...

You can't take that away from me!
Fine. I don't want your psycho, er, psyche harmed.
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Fine. I don't want your psycho, er, psyche harmed.
That's right, and I applaud your newfound sensitivity. Now I'm off to pick a new emotional support animal.
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      04-21-2021, 09:08 AM   #9052
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Fine. I don't want your psycho, er, psyche harmed.
Does he know what *you* do here? Just saying, NOT a request.....
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      04-21-2021, 10:02 AM   #9053
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Does he know what *you* do here? Just saying, NOT a request.....
So this is a request?

I just want to be clear because I'm trying to be on my best behavior for cmyx6go
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      04-21-2021, 10:03 AM   #9054
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That's right, and I applaud your newfound sensitivity. Now I'm off to pick a new emotional support animal.
Emotional support is critical!! There are various ways it can be achieved and, if you wish, I can make a few...suggestions for you in the emotional support animal realm. Depends on your mood swings, er, mood. Mood. That's what I meant.
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uggestions for you in the emotional support animal realm.
Wait, is this the animal he's going to put in the pot on your stove? Lady Jane can help with the decision, but she seems to prefer crustaceans.
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I can make a few...suggestions for you in the emotional support animal realm.
I hear that alligators make great emotional support animals:

https://people.com/pets/emotional-su...r-named-wally/
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Wait, is this the animal he's going to put in the pot on your stove? Lady Jane can help with the decision, but she seems to prefer crustaceans.
Crustaceans? Do they make a sea dwelling bunny?
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Wait, is this the animal he's going to put in the pot on your stove? Lady Jane can help with the decision, but she seems to prefer crustaceans.
Or rabbits according to King Rudi
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Or rabbits according to King Rudi
hahahahaha!

I believe that you replied before seeing my response. Either way, I love where your head is at!



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Aww man, I was away too long - I was going to be all over the little wittle bunny wabbit approach as soon as Wede mentioned Lady Jane boiling something in a pot, but you all beat me to it - well done though, well done! Love the hive mind here.
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And yet MK is nowhere to be found. He better NOT be talking to some gurrrrlllll!!!!!



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For as much popcorn as you eat on here....it makes me want an emoji for flossing teeth.
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I only eat popcorn here. I can't stand those damn kernels....
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