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      06-30-2015, 03:28 PM   #45
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It's all cars really, yesterday I was at a stop sign and a woman in a brand new Porsche Cayenne at the oncoming stop sign went and swerved into my lane, then swerved again into my lane and almost hit me because she was staring at her phone, then after she got back into her lane she started looking at her phone again and continued goign all over the road. People like that should have their license suspended
No. People like that should have their driving privileges taken away permanently. This person doesn't have the common sense or the ability to take seriously the responsibility she has in operating a vehicle that is also a moving weapon.
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It's all cars really, yesterday I was at a stop sign and a woman in a brand new Porsche Cayenne at the oncoming stop sign went and swerved into my lane, then swerved again into my lane and almost hit me because she was staring at her phone, then after she got back into her lane she started looking at her phone again and continued goign all over the road. People like that should have their license suspended
Oh shut it, that's a minivan with a fancy badge, just like my Audi or x5m's.

I'm having an epic I fucking hate women and they (I have a gender crises going on)all should be burned moment.

I swear to god, members of my gender (bimmette is excluded from this club) have secret meetings and they try to come up with new ways to piss me off daily.

Yes, Anna had two conversations with two different dog owners/ moms today. Fire I say!
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      06-30-2015, 03:39 PM   #47
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Seattle is soo Fing bad, it's ridiculous how much you see that here!
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Oh shut it, that's a minivan with a fancy badge, just like my Audi or x5m's.

I'm having an epic I fucking hate women and they (I have a gender crises going on)all should be burned moment.

I swear to god, members of my gender (bimmette is excluded from this club) have secret meetings and they try to come up with new ways to piss me off daily.

Yes, Anna had two conversations with two different dog owners/ moms today. Fire I say!
but you drive an M4, so f*ck them!
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It's all cars really, yesterday I was at a stop sign and a woman in a brand new Porsche Cayenne at the oncoming stop sign went and swerved into my lane, then swerved again into my lane and almost hit me because she was staring at her phone, then after she got back into her lane she started looking at her phone again and continued goign all over the road. People like that should have their license suspended
Emphasis mine.

9 times out of 10 whenever that shit happens to me or I see it happen in front of me, it's always some girl on her phone.
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Yup, people move.

Here one fucking cloud is a sign of apocalyptic rain. We all better tighten the gaps in between us and go 20 under the speed limit!
Oh, when you ask a local here why it is so, they tell you it's because there are so many foreigners here. "they don't know how to drive"

K, I remember having to take a test. Make your system work for you and stop bitching. Argh!!!!

This answer got all my 405 aggressions of the day.

Just be thankful you don't have to make the i5 to 101 interchange every day (I don't either). I guess it's the worst interchange in the world.
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but you drive an M4, so f*ck them!
Lol, sadly too often that attitude is what comes out.

I took the kids and the dogs for a swim in our dog park. There was this 11 year old girl, carrying this tiny dog to water, letting it swim to the shore for a bit and then taking the leash and holding the dog in place. The dog was terrified, I told the kid never, ever to do that again. as a general rule if you want your dog to swim, never touch it in the water.

The mom... "mam, that is my child, she was completely fine" then she encourages the kid to do it again. I couldn't stop staring at her. That was the most idiotic thing I've heard from a grown woman for a while. I told the mom the dog is scared and you do not want your dog, the family pet be put in a situation like that when you have kids. Sure the dog was small, but even a small dog can do nasty damage when cornered.

She kindly informed me she has five kids, so she knows how to raise them. I kindly told her spreading your vagina does not add brain cells according to any medical study ever made. She called me a bitch, I told her that if the opposite is a mom such as she, I will wear my title with pride always.

It is the same thing in traffic. People don't care if their actions have consequences because most of the time they don't, others move away. This is not me being an arrogant bitch, its just an observation made while trying to avoid crashes that using indicators and moving over to let others pass would eliminate.
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Lol, sadly too often that attitude is what comes out.

I took the kids and the dogs for a swim in our dog park. There was this 11 year old girl, carrying this tiny dog to water, letting it swim to the shore for a bit and then taking the leash and holding the dog in place. The dog was terrified, I told the kid never, ever to do that again as a general rule if you want your dog to swim, never touch it in the water.

The mom... "mam, that is my child, she was completely fine" then she encourages the kid to do it again. I couldn't atop staring at her. That was the most idiotic thing I've heard from a grown woman for a while. I told the mom the dog is scared and you do not want your dog, the family pet be put in a situation like that when you have kids. Sure the dog was small, but even a small dog can do nasty damage when cornered.

She kindly informed me she has five kids, so she knows how to raise them. I kindly told her spreading your vagina does not add brain cells according to any medical study ever made. She called me a bitch, I told her that if the opposite is a mom such as she, I will wear my title with pride always.

It is the same thing in traffic. People don't care if their actions have consequences because most of the time they don't, others move away. This is not me being an arrogant bitch, its just an observation made while trying to avoid crashes that using indicators and moving over to let others pass would eliminate.
Hate moms like that, they act that way because they know deep down they have failed as a parent and their kid will grow up to be a douchebag.
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Hate moms like that, they act that way because they know deep down they have failed as a parent and their kid will grow up to be a douchebag.
I have issues with moms in general. Too many of us are lazy ass fuckers who think we are so fucking special because we found a man who's dumb enough not to know how a condom works.

Yes, as you can see, Anna reached her limit in dealing with idiots early today.
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Lol, sadly too often that attitude is what comes out.

I took the kids and the dogs for a swim in our dog park. There was this 11 year old girl, carrying this tiny dog to water, letting it swim to the shore for a bit and then taking the leash and holding the dog in place. The dog was terrified, I told the kid never, ever to do that again. as a general rule if you want your dog to swim, never touch it in the water.

The mom... "mam, that is my child, she was completely fine" then she encourages the kid to do it again. I couldn't stop staring at her. That was the most idiotic thing I've heard from a grown woman for a while. I told the mom the dog is scared and you do not want your dog, the family pet be put in a situation like that when you have kids. Sure the dog was small, but even a small dog can do nasty damage when cornered.

She kindly informed me she has five kids, so she knows how to raise them. I kindly told her spreading your vagina does not add brain cells according to any medical study ever made. She called me a bitch, I told her that if the opposite is a mom such as she, I will wear my title with pride always.

It is the same thing in traffic. People don't care if their actions have consequences because most of the time they don't, others move away. This is not me being an arrogant bitch, its just an observation made while trying to avoid crashes that using indicators and moving over to let others pass would eliminate.
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awww you are cute are you inviting us for a party? 1 week of vacation would be so nice
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awww you are cute are you inviting us for a party? 1 week of vacation would be so nice
Dude you need to be high to even smile here.
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it was a joke
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it was a joke
I got that. So was my response, I smiled while reading your post and as far as I am aware I'm sober now.
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I got that. So was my response, I smiled while reading your post and as far as I am aware I'm sober now.
you scared the hell out of me
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you scared the hell out of me
Usually people wait untill I cook to them to say that.
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Usually people wait untill I cook to them to say that.
so foods are on me for the party
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Haha, sure, just make me something spicy. I can't eat anything bland thanks to years of traditional Finnish foods with absolutely no taste.
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Be careful, I think Lups is Jersey-bound shortly. Watch what you wish for, she may show up on YOUR doorstep.
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Be careful, I think Lups is Jersey-bound shortly. Watch what you wish for, she may show up on YOUR doorstep.
Meh, only to wah's and yours. I look forward meeting you BC!
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Meh, only to wah's and yours. I look forward meeting you BC!
Hell yeah! Gonna be a good weekend at the shore! And BFE should be fun too but you can only hang around Bimmer clowns for so many hours before you wanna leave.
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