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      11-02-2018, 11:30 AM   #20351
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Judy did it! The sex I felt deserved to have a book written or a tv mini-series created about. The conversation was like watching the tv as a 5 year old flipped through the channels.

I was in to see my therapist and this amazing looking woman walked in. As she checked in, I was sitting in the waiting room when she did the thing that all men love to see; she pulled up her jeans around her waist (spelled it right that time ). She then went outside to smoke a cigarette....before she even had it to her lips I was lighting it.
So you're a stalker. Thirsty...
Always thirsty....no different than you sir. . I'm not a stalker, just an aggressive closer.
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Judy did it! The sex I felt deserved to have a book written or a tv mini-series created about. The conversation was like watching the tv as a 5 year old flipped through the channels.

I was in to see my therapist and this amazing looking woman walked in. As she checked in, I was sitting in the waiting room when she did the thing that all men love to see; she pulled up her jeans around her waist (spelled it right that time ). She then went outside to smoke a cigarette....before she even had it to her lips I was lighting it.
So you're a stalker. Thirsty...
Always thirsty....no different than you sir. . I'm not a stalker, just an aggressive closer.
Just like upstatedoc
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      11-02-2018, 11:53 AM   #20353
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Always thirsty....no different than you sir. . I'm not a stalker, just an aggressive closer.
I'm gonna become celibate
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Judy did it! The sex I felt deserved to have a book written or a tv mini-series created about. The conversation was like watching the tv as a 5 year old flipped through the channels.

I was in to see my therapist and this amazing looking woman walked in. As she checked in, I was sitting in the waiting room when she did the thing that all men love to see; she pulled up her jeans around her waist (spelled it right that time ). She then went outside to smoke a cigarette....before she even had it to her lips I was lighting it.
So you're a stalker. Thirsty...
Always thirsty....no different than you sir. . I'm not a stalker, just an aggressive closer.
Just like upstatedoc
No sir. I am the adverse of doc. In that situation, she would already be pregnant, walking funny or have a new appreciation for choking and/or having her hair pulled.
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      11-02-2018, 01:11 PM   #20355
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i'm more interested in the Defender behind that pos
D90 hardtops are so cool. Buick V8 and 88mph top speed and all.
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That's what she said
who, danielle?
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That's what she said
who, danielle?
Danielle was not given the opportunity to say that. And whose fault is that?
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who, danielle?
Danielle is getting railed by a man with some balls right now
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D90 hardtops are so cool. Buick V8 and 88mph top speed and all.
I've had loads of Defenders, still got one. I've got an m135i and was at Nurburgring last week.

I just lurk on here to learn about Beemers. Had a z3mc before now, but want a 1M

I'm in the uk and can be seen on ig @v8_scumbag
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Cool, had an M Coupe and a 135i too.
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