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      10-03-2018, 06:58 PM   #1189
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It's not too late. might be related to using door #2 with your girl and there's one still in the chamber. not a good surprise.
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      10-11-2018, 02:45 PM   #1190
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      10-11-2018, 04:42 PM   #1191
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I have a (female) friend with benefits
We would sure hope she was a female. If it were ’mail’, I wouldn’t think differently of you.

Earlier this morning a passenger set her pickup location a block off. Waited at said location for two (2) minutes until she called bitching. She claimed to be a block up so I went. While still on the phone she says she couldn’t see me, yet I was there. Then she starts yelling and being disrespectful so I said fuck this, hung up on her, hit ‘no show’ and collected the $5 no show fee.

Looking for that $5 hoe....
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      10-11-2018, 05:03 PM   #1192
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I have a (female) friend with benefits
We would sure hope she was a female. If it were 'mail', I wouldn't think differently of you.

Earlier this morning a passenger set her pickup location a block off. Waited at said location for two (2) minutes until she called bitching. She claimed to be a block up so I went. While still on the phone she says she couldn't see me, yet I was there. Then she starts yelling and being disrespectful so I said fuck this, hung up on her, hit 'no show' and collected the $5 no show fee.

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      10-11-2018, 07:47 PM   #1193
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I don’t even remember my most regrettable act, it was race. There were thousands of us...maybe millions, and a race is a race. Why did I go for that egg!?!
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      10-11-2018, 07:50 PM   #1194
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      10-12-2018, 06:50 AM   #1195
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I pooped a little.
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      10-12-2018, 07:25 AM   #1196
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      10-12-2018, 10:12 AM   #1197
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My new addiction is Hi-Chew candy.

I'm also losing my shit having only 1 car. I'm so used to having multiple toys to play with. I don't know what to do with myself
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      10-12-2018, 10:30 AM   #1198
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I ran into the back of a pickup in my Huracan, and left in a Mercedes.
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      10-12-2018, 10:36 AM   #1200
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      10-12-2018, 10:51 AM   #1201
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It's not too late. might be related to using door #2 with your girl and there's one still in the chamber. not a good surprise.
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      10-12-2018, 11:02 AM   #1202
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If you're the asshole in the black truck who was tailgating me on my bike, then I left you in the back when I split lanes and you worked your way right back onto my tail and I stopped at the right turn I was making,

Yes, that was a big loogie I spat in your general direction.
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      10-12-2018, 02:12 PM   #1203
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My new addiction is Hi-Chew candy.
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      10-12-2018, 02:13 PM   #1204
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I ran into the back of a pickup in my Huracan, and left in a Mercedes.
ok, so those aren't rap lyrics

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      10-12-2018, 02:20 PM   #1205
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“These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man, I'm throwed and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give part two of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed, I don't know what to do
But to give you part two of my confessions”
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pure poison
How so?
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      10-12-2018, 06:19 PM   #1207
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pure poison
How so?
Glucose syrup, sugar, hydrogenated palm kernel oil. Poison man, poison
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Glucose syrup, sugar, hydrogenated palm kernel oil. Poison man, poison
Yea, all this junk food is.
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      10-12-2018, 11:35 PM   #1209
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Crappy week ended up ok. A few bourbons and a new kitten Wifey got roped into have made things tolerable. I really need to default to the long view and stop freaking out over short term shit.
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