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      07-08-2015, 10:21 PM   #10781
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      07-08-2015, 10:23 PM   #10782
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Lups - Mad props for your grasp of the English language!!!!

I can relate - IL's just left, and only after 5 days. I was going bat shit crazy as I am about as obsessive/compulsive as you can get with respect to normal routine and order of my home!
That was the shortened version. I went on my full Eminem more, and sadly my written english has only 15% or so of my capacity of vocabulary. I truly am not proud of myself but who the fuck shouts at a five year old scaring them to bits especially after the mom has said "I'm sorry, this one is on me and my poor timing. I did not have the option (one of the kids was not in my sight, and I sure as hell do not trust the sil to take care of them) taking him to a toilet on time."

"oh sorry, the bird I was feeding was slow to eat". I am shoving the next bird up the sil's ass.

Lol at the tags in this thread.
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      07-08-2015, 10:32 PM   #10784
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I'll tell everyone it was me, if you bail me out! Deal?
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I'll tell everyone it was me, if you bail me out! Deal?
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Lol at the tags!!!!!

It's so dumb that anyone can edit them. Hahahahaahah
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DEAL.

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Haha!

Let's keep quiet abt my minor rants here at the bimmerpost at the bail hearing. I don't think this forum would help my case, or your wallet.

I probably try claiming I accidentally fell with a fork in my hand. Repeatedly.
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Let's keep quiet abt my minor rants here at the bimmerpost at the bail hearing. I don't think this forum would help my case, or your wallet.

I probably try claiming I accidentally fell with a fork in my hand. Repeatedly.
You repeatedly tripped on all the dogs at your feet with a fork in hand. I can represent you. I took some law classes hahahhaa!
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DEAL.

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Haha!

Let's keep quiet abt my minor rants here at the bimmerpost at the bail hearing. I don't think this forum would help my case, or your wallet.

I probably try claiming I accidentally fell with a fork in my hand. Repeatedly.
Can I be the getaway driver?

Frozen black m6 will camouflage with the night.

However...I did read that you get the urge to use crayons on frozen paint. And with the white interior, you may not be able to control your urges.

...which means I may end up committing a crime myself...

.........which means how about I just stay home. Lol
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Lol the tags. I'd go to Alaska, not anywhere else. Oh, north pole!
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Can I be the getaway driver?

Frozen black m6 will camouflage with the night.

However...I did read that you get the urge to use crayons on frozen paint. And with the white interior, you may not be able to control your urges.

...which means I may end up committing a crime myself...

.........which means how about I just stay home. Lol
Be careful with the white interior. It shows every little stain. Jeans, dirty hands....and trying to take it out of the leather is a pain too.
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Btw when we go fishing, are we seriously sleeping in a tent? Or can we stay at a hotel? Is that against your hippie morals?
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Can I be the getaway driver?

Frozen black m6 will camouflage with the night.

However...I did read that you get the urge to use crayons on frozen paint. And with the white interior, you may not be able to control your urges.

...which means I may end up committing a crime myself...

.........which means how about I just stay home. Lol
Be careful with the white interior. It shows every little stain. Jeans, dirty hands....and trying to take it out of the leather is a pain too.
Everyone who is riding in it is required to sit on towels.

No food or colored beverages are allowed in it.

So pretty much- it's a no fun zone. (I'm already stocked up on dr. Beasleys leather cleaner just in case)
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Can I be the getaway driver?

Frozen black m6 will camouflage with the night.

However...I did read that you get the urge to use crayons on frozen paint. And with the white interior, you may not be able to control your urges.

...which means I may end up committing a crime myself...

.........which means how about I just stay home. Lol
Be careful with the white interior. It shows every little stain. Jeans, dirty hands....and trying to take it out of the leather is a pain too.
Everyone who is riding in it is required to sit on towels.

No food or colored beverages are allowed in it.

So pretty much- it's a no fun zone.
I hope bowser gets excited and pees in your car!
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You repeatedly tripped on all the dogs at your feet with a fork in hand. I can represent you. I took some law classes hahahhaa!
Lol, cheers mate, I'll use my one call to reach you then! You better be back home then.
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You repeatedly tripped on all the dogs at your feet with a fork in hand. I can represent you. I took some law classes hahahhaa!
Lol, cheers mate, I'll use my one call to reach you then! You better be back home then.
Actually I have a memorable phone number. I tell my friends to call me from jail since no one actually remembers phone numbers anymore. I will tell you.
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Btw when we go fishing, are we seriously sleeping in a tent? Or can we stay at a hotel? Is that against your hippie morals?
Hahaha, of course we can (we'll just find one who uses the towels on the floor policy to save water), I just prefer sleeping outside. I seldom have the time to do that anymore, but maybe I'll get my quota of camping full this weekend by taking my boys starting tomorrow.
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Btw when we go fishing, are we seriously sleeping in a tent? Or can we stay at a hotel? Is that against your hippie morals?
Hahaha, of course we can (we'll just find one who uses the towels on the floor policy to save water), I just prefer sleeping outside. I seldom have the time to do that anymore, but maybe I'll get my quota of camping full this weekend by taking my boys starting tomorrow.
I don't mind sleeping outside but all legit camping places between Seattle and Vancouver are gonna be full. And I don't think you and I should be sleeping somewhere random outside. Because, you know, something might happen to our cars
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My niece being photobombed by a Giraffe, Crazy strong Chimpanzee charging at a small child making aggressive gestures, massive Elephant's, and a pride of Lions!
Oh, cute kid.

Mmm lions...
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