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      06-15-2015, 02:57 PM   #9131
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The two murderers are still on the loose somewhere:

http://www.wbng.com/news/local/Manhu...307339261.html
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      06-15-2015, 03:01 PM   #9132
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Imagine them two together. Now, that'll be worth taping.
This is a chat whore thread. You're more likely to find tapes such as that from the other thread with different leading characters.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      06-15-2015, 06:31 PM   #9133
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I haven't gone fishing in probably 10 years.


I've transferred that energy to golf instead.
Just try a fishing line on a golf club .
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      06-15-2015, 06:42 PM   #9134
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I appreciate the pic and the tip.




I have pics of the bikes, though I'll post them up soon. I forget what brand they are but they are mountain bikes from Walmart as we are novice riders, though they do have front and rear shocks. So am I worthy?
Just ask Lance Armstrong , He learned all of it in => Belgium !
Personal I was riding 5 years at competition level .
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      06-15-2015, 07:57 PM   #9135
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Definitely arthritis. It is raining very heavy, and my hand is getting little better.
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      06-16-2015, 05:21 AM   #9136
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Will you two get a room already, sheeesh..
Dude, trust me, I've been trying. I've never had to be so persistent in my life!

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He only offers me walk in closets.
That's not true! I've offered you my heart and the key to my hotel room. Don't go spreading fallacies about what I have to offer.
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      06-16-2015, 05:24 AM   #9137
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Just try a fishing line on a golf club .
Tried that, didn't work out.

We also were pretty smashed in my ex's bro's garage before his wedding. We decided it would be a fun game to try and use a pitching wedge to chip a softball into an old boot. It's about as fun and amazing as it sounds..., when you've had a bit to drink that is.
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      06-16-2015, 02:42 PM   #9138
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Dude, trust me, I've been trying. I've never had to be so persistent in my life!



That's not true! I've offered you my heart and the key to my hotel room. Don't go spreading fallacies about what I have to offer.
Oh I'm sorry! I forgot about those!

I'm in a field with my boys watching firemen drilling. It is so hot out here. I can't believe I didn't realize boys are the perfect excuse for me to sit here for hours last year when they did this too!
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      06-16-2015, 02:48 PM   #9139
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      06-16-2015, 03:04 PM   #9140
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three attacks in a week...2 of the victims lost arms...
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      06-16-2015, 03:12 PM   #9141
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three attacks in a week...2 of the victims lost arms...
Within an hour and half and two mile radius. Some think it was the same shark.
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      06-16-2015, 04:15 PM   #9142
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      06-16-2015, 04:21 PM   #9143
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This is the reason when I go to the beach I always bring my pet dolphin with me to beat up on 'dem sharks.
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      06-16-2015, 04:23 PM   #9144
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I'll admit, when that sea lion climbed on the back of my board in the line-up, there was some localized warming of the ocean water.
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      06-16-2015, 04:38 PM   #9145
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      06-16-2015, 05:16 PM   #9146
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MrPrena it's insanely hot...only saving grace is my MPG
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      06-16-2015, 05:29 PM   #9147
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102F during early June??? wow! it is about 80s here. LOL. Well, we are getting record amount of rain since late Aprl here. CO is only place you turn on your sprinkler day after rain. I know it is hard to believe, but it is that dry here. However, it is first time ever in my life that we did not turn on our sprinkler for 45+days so far.


Nice gas mileage.
After renting a Chevy Sonic Turbo, I realized those newly manufactured non-diesel also have a great gas mileage. When my Toyota hits 300k+ miles, I might end up trading that beauty for some 1yr old cpo compact 4 door 38+mpg sedan.




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      06-16-2015, 06:57 PM   #9148
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      06-17-2015, 05:24 AM   #9149
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MrPrena it's insanely hot...only saving grace is my MPG
I couldn't believe it, mine said 104° yesterday. Blasting the A/C made my MPG's go right to shit in the 128. Even if I had a plate on the bike, I probably wouldn't have rode just because of the heat. Makes me want something more fuel efficient other than the cycle.


Hmpf. This stuff can reside now. Afraid to see what happens in July and August this year.
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      06-17-2015, 05:32 AM   #9150
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Oh I'm sorry! I forgot about those!

I'm in a field with my boys watching firemen drilling. It is so hot out here. I can't believe I didn't realize boys are the perfect excuse for me to sit here for hours last year when they did this too!
Firemen drilling? I think I've watched too many dirty movies, because this sounds like something I wouldn't want to watch. Although..., how was it for you?


You know what really gets my willies going..., watching a woman wash dishes. Mmmmmm. I can see it now. Lathering her soft skin with lavender suds, gently carressing each plate with a gentle stroke, eating away at the scraps of freshly prepared lasagna.
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      06-17-2015, 05:55 AM   #9151
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