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      05-17-2016, 07:49 AM   #28315
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Except when you get people whose sigs list everything ever done to the car.

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      05-17-2016, 07:50 AM   #28316
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That's awesome! How cool.
Except when you get people whose sigs list everything ever done to the car.

BMW 335i
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Nobody reads that crap. Not in here anyway. Lol
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      05-17-2016, 07:51 AM   #28317
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I didn't have to. I just clicked on the rolleyes icon. :
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      05-17-2016, 07:51 AM   #28318
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Nobody reads that crap. Not in here anyway. Lol
Damn! Buuuuuuurn. silvergray545
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      05-17-2016, 07:59 AM   #28319
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26 years has officially come....ah well. Got 3 more years until I venture over to the Porsche dealer/Lange look book. #thoughtbubbleemoji
I think you meant a Cadillac dealer....you know.....because you're old...

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      05-17-2016, 08:04 AM   #28320
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I think you meant a Cadillac dealer....you know.....because you're old...

Hey! That CTS-V is nice.
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      05-17-2016, 08:08 AM   #28321
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I can see signatures on my app. It's a setting you can choose to enable.
Nice... thanks for the tip. Huhhuh... heheh... tip.
The biggest thing I find lacking from Bimmerpost is the eye roll emoji.
Test <=== that was from app

You just need to type it in ":r o l l e y e s:" No spaces
I didn't have to. I just clicked on the rolleyes icon. :
ok this doesn't give the correct response though! When jtodd says something dumb, this little emoji is too smiley. I need an eye roll without a smile.
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      05-17-2016, 08:10 AM   #28322
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ok this doesn't give the correct response though! When jtodd says something dumb, this little emoji is too smiley. I need an eye roll without a smile.
Oh, I see. And if this is the proposed use case, then yeah... you will need it a lot.
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      05-17-2016, 08:12 AM   #28323
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      05-17-2016, 08:12 AM   #28324
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ok this doesn't give the correct response though! When jtodd says something dumb, this little emoji is too smiley. I need an eye roll without a smile.
Oh, I see. And if this is the proposed use case, then yeah... you will need it a lot.
Exactly
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      05-17-2016, 08:17 AM   #28325
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got anything bigger?

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      05-17-2016, 08:26 AM   #28327
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got anything bigger?

Yikes, that looks like a low budget emoji. He's sad because he's broke.
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      05-17-2016, 08:40 AM   #28328
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Yikes, that looks like a low budget emoji. He's sad because he's broke.
I don't know... they seem to be doing alright.

http://emojipedia.org/twitter/
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I don't know... they seem to be doing alright.

http://emojipedia.org/twitter/
I'll translate for her: No Apple no care.


#appleemoji
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Yikes, that looks like a low budget emoji. He's sad because he's broke.
Lmao.

How about this emoji?
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#appleemoji
Wait. Twitter emoji are platform specific?
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When people ask what's done to the car and you don't have it listed, you wind up typing that list about 483 times. Downfall of driving something interesting.

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Damn! Buuuuuuurn. silvergray545
When people ask what's done to the car and you don't have it listed, you wind up typing that list about 483 times. Downfall of driving something interesting.

All of you complaining can blow me.
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When people ask what's done to the car and you don't have it listed, you wind up typing that list about 483 times. Downfall of driving something interesting.

All of you complaining can blow me.
Haha! ASBSECU E93 make your supercharger more interesting!

I personally don't mind reading mod lists. Especially when you know the owner. Lol.


EDIT: Never mind it was Mr Tonka that said it. Proof of my age.
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Haha! ASBSECU E93 make your supercharger more interesting!

I personally don't mind reading mod lists. Especially when you know the owner. Lol.


EDIT: Never mind it was Mr Tonka that said it. Proof of my age.
Speaking of superchargers. I was so close to pulling the trigger the other night. I'm trying my hardest to stay N/A but I want one so bad!
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