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      01-18-2016, 11:34 AM   #21341
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      01-18-2016, 11:40 AM   #21343
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Where the hell are you getting their pics? Do they send you these or you stalking the hell out of their FB?
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Where the hell are you getting their pics? Do they send you these or you stalking the hell out of their FB?
He said he was FB stalking, damnit Sara.
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There's much more but now I'm too lazy to post more from this office. We had four Brazilian girls working for us in Brazil (two of them left last year, one of them I cannot locate) but here they are:

First one is still there, 2nd one quit and moved to the Windy City IIRC and the 3rd (middle one) quit last year.
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      01-18-2016, 11:44 AM   #21347
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Givin the clerks handys to get out of ticket payments?
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He said he was FB stalking, damnit Sara.
I'm sick! I can only function 10% today. I'm slow
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      01-18-2016, 11:51 AM   #21350
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You should see the clerks
With a sad face like that, I will politely decline.

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Don't sit here and try to use being sick as the scapegoat! You might fool your friends with that logic, but not us!
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      01-18-2016, 11:51 AM   #21351
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Where the hell are you getting their pics? Do they send you these or you stalking the hell out of their FB?
Actually, most of them FB requested me so I am friends with them.

Here is a pic of my accounting assistant who was fired December of 2014. This girl was trouble. She would constantly text me every morning with, "Good morning sunshine" lol. Got my wife all jelly then asked why she had my number. I explained that all employees needed to have my # incase of an accounting issue but this girl wanted my # anyway . Always wanted to take lunch with me as she was an anchor (nobody in accounting for about an hour which made work after lunch busy as hell). She had a bf (not with him anymore) but I saw a pic of him and this guy closely resembled me.
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Yeah...I had a, 'Follow-me-to-the-courthouse-right-now', ticket and it was $450+. In 1990 dollars. OUCH!
We don't have those here, but damn

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I'm going to guess $400 plus a summons. Not a ticket, which is a summons, as well. A real, you better have your butt here summons.
Nah dude...just screwing with a couple guys. No money was exchanged, although I did get some long overdue stuff.
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There's much more but now I'm too lazy to post more from this office. We had four Brazilian girls working for us in Brazil (two of them left last year, one of them I cannot locate) but here they are:

First one is still there, 2nd one quit and moved to the Windy City IIRC and the 3rd (middle one) quit last year.
Last pic...the one in the middle has designed boobs
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      01-18-2016, 11:55 AM   #21355
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      01-18-2016, 11:56 AM   #21357
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Last pic...the one in the middle has designed boobs
During the company cruise summer 2014 she flashed me haha.
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I'm just fucking peachy, Phil. No rain in the forecast and life is good.
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During the company cruise summer 2014 she flashed me haha.
Nice...I actually love designed boobs when it was a good job , you know medium size and not too big
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      01-18-2016, 12:00 PM   #21361
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Some people get to have all the fun, while the rest of us are left with the uhhhh.... baggage.
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- 6 ° Celsius here ...snow and ice , this morning at 4:30 AM it was woooohooo !
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