[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Thanks. That's high praise from you.

I did have my friends dying with laughter as I recounted the date to them. They asked to have a hidden camera for all of my dates from now on.

I had a meet-and-greet with some interesting "disclosures." First, she wasn't really single. Her husband had been on life support for many months, and they had been estranged prior to that.

Second, she was a cat fancier and when the little critters expired she would bury them in her garden. Except, one had had the unmitigated gall to die in the winter when the ground was frozen and she couldn't bury him. He'd been in a bag in the freezer ever since. Not a freezer in the basement or a garage, mind you. The one in the kitchen.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I had a meet-and-greet with some interesting "disclosures." First, she wasn't really single. Her husband had been on life support for many months, and they had been estranged prior to that.

Second, she was a cat fancier and when the little critters expired she would bury them in her garden. Except, one had had the unmitigated gall to die in the winter when the ground was frozen and she couldn't bury him. He'd been in a bag in the freezer ever since. Not a freezer in the basement or a garage, mind you. The one in the kitchen.

Crazy Cat Lady, FTW!!

FFS. What the hell is wrong with people?!?!!

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

While heading over she drops the first bombshell: "I have to tell you 3 things." At this point I'm squirming internally because I know that a massive amount of BS is about to occur. I said, "Ok...fire away."

What in the F?!?!?!? Holy shit! And she found it necessary to disclose these bombshells an hour after meeting you, and before dinner no less? Well, at least she did. Run...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

What in the F?!?!?!? Holy shit! And she found it necessary to disclose these bombshells an hour after meeting you, and before dinner no less? Well, at least she did. Run...

This is the salient point. And I did.

How are you doing, milady?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Well... now we know why she was so nervous.

Jeez. How can one be so "experienced" and not be a decent kisser?

Answered perfectly below.

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

She's been too busy "talking to the boss" to gain any experience kissing.

You beat me to it. LOL!!!!

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This is the salient point. And I did.

How are you doing, milady?

It boggles my brain that she would volunteer this info? Did she just want to tell you upfront she was pig and maybe blow off (no pun intended) dinner and get to business?

I must be getting old.

I'm OK, MK. Just tired. Can't sleep lately, and when I do I'm having bizarre dreams. It exhausting.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I can't fuck a fat girl. I'm scared of heights.

I've been with thick girls and I've been with some not thick girls. My preference is whichever is less crazy. Notice I said thick.....not fat. If your legs look like you've been beaten with a sack of nickels....hard pass.

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

My latest beef: women in their mid-50s who still have children at home. WTF? C'mon ladies, pry 'em off the tit. They won't grow up until you do.

As I read this, I can't help but think of my first ex-wife (the boys' mother). She did everything she could to make my boys dependent on her for the sake of child support before my boys' were adults. Now they are 20 and 21 and still living with her. My youngest sons girlfriend, her mother and her sister all live there as well. The amount of drama going on inside that house is insane. I remember my father telling me to take a stand and fight for my kids, but also remember that eventually all of that BS would come back to bite her in the ass. I couldn't imagine trying to date at 43/44 years old with two grown children, their girlfriends and girlfriends family all living in the same house. As for me, I live alone, the house is paid for and I do whatever the F I want now.

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

It takes some discipline to not take on other peoples' insecurities. I've gotten the "tidy house, are you gay?" comment a few times. It's like they've either a.) dated nothing but troglodytes, or b.) bought into the popular media's portayal of single men as either metrosexuals or neanderthals. I'm just a regular guy who takes care of himself and has some pride in how he looks. If that makes someone insecure, that's on them.

+1 for the use of "troglodyte" I love this word! As for everything else you stated above, you are spot on. I don't have the time or patience, to sugar coat anything, to make someone else feel better about their plight.

[King Rudi]

Note to self: Remove dead pets from crisper drawer in big silver cold box in the kitchen. The hoomans do not like this.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Answered perfectly below.



You beat me to it. LOL!!!!

Great minds really do think alike.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

It boggles my brain that she would volunteer this info? Did she just want to tell you upfront she was pig and maybe blow off (no pun intended) dinner and get to business?

I must be getting old.

I'm OK, MK. Just tired. Can't sleep lately, and when I do I'm having bizarre dreams. It exhausting.

I took it exactly as an invitation to get down to business. It isn't the first time that's happened. There was one who tricked her way into my home (a long story) and presented herself on all fours and naked to me in one of the guest rooms. Ummmmmm....no thanks.

I'm sorry about the exhaustion. I know it's not easy.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I took it exactly as an invitation to get down to business. It isn't the first time that's happened. There was one who tricked her way into my home (a long story) and presented herself on all fours and naked to me in one of the guest rooms. Ummmmmm....no thanks.

I'm sorry about the exhaustion. I know it's not easy.

No wonder why you guys think we're all bat shit crazy.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

No wonder why you guys think we're all bat shit crazy.

I didn't say it...

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

...
Can't sleep lately, and when I do I'm having bizarre dreams. It exhausting.

Sounds like I'm not the only one for whom Prancersize nightmares have become a chronic problem. I've sent MKSixer an invoice for lost billable hours, extra therapy sessions, and the cost of the jumper cables I bought to give myself EST. Haven't collected a nickel thus far.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Sounds like I'm not the only one for whom Prancersize nightmares have become a chronic problem. I've sent MKSixer an invoice for lost billable hours, extra therapy sessions, and the cost of the jumper cables I bought to give myself EST. Haven't collected a nickel thus far.

Sure...blame ol'MK. Prancercise is a PUBLIC SERVICE to all. It isn't my fault that the snowflakes are infecting both of you!! Be Strong!!

Edit: Don't forget to get the rubber mouthpiece to bit down on.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Sure...blame ol'MK. Prancercise is a PUBLIC SERVICE to all.

Yeah...and anthrax is just a bacteria.

[Mason Hatcher]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I had a meet-and-greet with some interesting "disclosures." First, she wasn't really single. Her husband had been on life support for many months, and they had been estranged prior to that.

Second, she was a cat fancier and when the little critters expired she would bury them in her garden. Except, one had had the unmitigated gall to die in the winter when the ground was frozen and she couldn't bury him. He'd been in a bag in the freezer ever since. Not a freezer in the basement or a garage, mind you. The one in the kitchen.

How was the second date?

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I took it exactly as an invitation to get down to business. It isn't the first time that's happened. There was one who tricked her way into my home (a long story) and presented herself on all fours and naked to me in one of the guest rooms. Ummmmmm....no thanks.

I'm never turned on by this sort of crude behavior. The whole "barnyard" mentality is just not at all appealing to me. I guess I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who likes to have a little banter to make her earn her rogering.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Yeah...and anthrax is just a bacteria.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Mason Hatcher

How was the second date?

Wouldn't have buggered her with a stolen dick.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I'm never turned on by this sort of crude behavior. The whole "barnyard" mentality is just not at all appealing to me. I guess I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who likes to have a little banter to make her earn her rogering.

This. I like the thrill of the chase.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This. I like the thrill of the chase.

+1

I love feeling the anticipation build through the conversation and the flirting and some making-out.

[upstatedoc]

this thread is really good therapy for some