[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Mutiny on the booty?

Butiny on the mooty?!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Nothing much. My eye has a developing scar next to it, still some pain but it is subsiding.


Hurts to squeeze my left eye shut. I feel like Lups. One day I'll be as manly as her.


Have the factory workers mutinied against you yet?

Buck up little boy, quit being such a bitch and learn from Lups.


Meh, the operators are just retarded, so you have to hold their hand, not worried about that. It's the dickhole asshats that sit up front on their high horse that I want to punch in pussies.

[RJ_]

shit got real in there

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Buck up little boy, quit being such a bitch and learn from Lups.


Meh, the operators are just retarded, so you have to hold their hand, not worried about that. It's the dickhole asshats that sit up front on their high horse that I want to punch in pussies.

Sorry man!


Damn! Harboring some frustration, eh? It's always those on the highest horses that have the longest fall. Maybe you can give them a slight nudge off the saddle, in as legal a manner possible?


Any scandals?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Sorry man!


Damn! Harboring some frustration, eh? It's always those on the highest horses that have the longest fall. Maybe you can give them a slight nudge off the saddle, in as legal a manner possible?


Any scandals?

Don't say that "S" word around me, shit is annoying.


Just irritated, but that can always be changed. It's Friday, and that's always a good thing. Just need to come up with plans though.


No scandals, just a bunch of idiots doing idiot things.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Don't say that "S" word around me, shit is annoying.


Just irritated, but that can always be changed. It's Friday, and that's always a good thing. Just need to come up with plans though.


No scandals, just a bunch of idiots doing idiot things.

Sorry dude!


Well, good to know your corporate culture hasn't changed. You shall endure.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Sorry dude!


Well, good to know your corporate culture hasn't changed. You shall endure.

...., STOP.


What you got going on this weekend champ?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

...., STOP.


What you got going on this weekend champ?

Well, I'm meeting up with my old high school counselor tomorrow for lunch at a sushi bar around 3PM, and I'm heading to Best Buy to pick up a new Fitbit, it's called the "Blaze". Pretty cool and innovative features, if you're into that sort of thing. I want to try and monitor my burn during my routines again, and I hate the chest strap.


Other than that, it's leg day.


How about you? Any subsequent dates set up?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Buck up little boy, quit being such a bitch and learn from Lups.


Meh, the operators are just retarded, so you have to hold their hand, not worried about that. It's the dickhole asshats that sit up front on their high horse that I want to punch in pussies.

Aww...

You do remember just how pathetic I am when ever my body temperature nears the one considered normal to humans?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, I'm meeting up with my old high school counselor tomorrow for lunch at a sushi bar around 3PM, and I'm heading to Best Buy to pick up a new Fitbit, it's called the "Blaze". Pretty cool and innovative features, if you're into that sort of thing. I want to try and monitor my burn during my routines again, and I hate the chest strap.


Other than that, it's leg day.


How about you? Any subsequent dates set up?

Glad to see you're in full boost with your transformation!


Nah, nothing set up. She's been busy with school shit, so I've just been laying low doing my own thing, spending money that I shouldn't.

Originally Posted by Lups

Aww...

You do remember just how pathetic I am when ever my body temperature nears the one considered normal to humans?

I tend to forget about those moments on purpose and fill the voids in my brain with your hardcore metalness.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Glad to see you're in full boost with your transformation!


Nah, nothing set up. She's been busy with school shit, so I've just been laying low doing my own thing, spending money that I shouldn't.

Thanks man!


Ah okay. Bike/firearm parts?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Thanks man!


Ah okay. Bike/firearm parts?

Why he gotta choose?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Thanks man!


Ah okay. Bike/firearm parts?

$160 today for a locksmith to hack into my motorcycle and make me a key since I lost BOTH keys the same day when I couldn't get the gas tank open somehow. Yesterday probably $100 in food and alcohol during billiards tournament. $500 in ammunition. Then a bunch of other random shit like a new pool cue and a Samsung soundbar.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

$160 today for a locksmith to hack into my motorcycle and make me a key since I lost BOTH keys the same day when I couldn't get the gas tank open somehow. Yesterday probably $100 in food and alcohol during billiards tournament. $500 in ammunition. Then a bunch of other random shit like a new pool cue and a Samsung soundbar.

MBN!

[Axius]

Wat?

[Verbiage]

Must be nice.

[Axius]

It's okay, they're just things. I do it mostly for the women that come over to exert awesomeness to hide my insecurities.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's okay, they're just things. I do it mostly for the women that come over to exert awesomeness to hide my insecurities.

I figured that was the only purpose for such things? Unless my life is a lie.



I need guidance.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I figured that was the only purpose for such things? Unless my life is a lie.



I need guidance.

Nah, do everything for everyone except yourself for the full effect.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Nah, do everything for everyone except yourself for the full effect.

So, I'm not supposed to put myself first?



Does this mean I need children?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

So, I'm not supposed to put myself first?



Does this mean I need children?

You always put yourself first, you just pretend to put other people first, but stick to your own selfish agenda at the end of the day. It's all about manipulation.


Fuck no. Are you retarded or something? That's almost as bad as getting married.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

You always put yourself first, you just pretend to put other people first, but stick to your own selfish agenda at the end of the day. It's all about manipulation.


Fuck no. Are you retarded or something? That's almost as bad as getting married.

I shall adhere to this, Obi-Wan.