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      06-02-2015, 10:53 AM   #8141
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That's the point, you don't have to sift through all the pages, you just pick up wherever the thread is at. Just random talking about whatever you want.

None of it will really be of no interest, but it's not really meant to have any kind of residual bearing of something exciting. Just talking about anything. I'm sure you do this with people in your every day life, right?
you shut your whore mouth.

sorry, i thought this was the whore thread.

carry on.
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Next step is burnout?
Haha, I wouldn't probably even get a ticked for that either.

Meh, I've made peace with them. I don't get pulled over nearly as much as I used to.
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Yeah I don't really ride with anyone other than myself, so I can go at my own pace. An 18 mile loop is nice though, and having people to go with always makes it more enjoyable.

I have no idea what I'm going to get. So far I've checked out a Cannondale, Trek, and a Gary Fischer I think it was. Trek had the best seating position, but the Cannondale was lighter and looked nicer. The Gary Fischer was on the high end of what I wanted to pay, but it felt nice riding around the parking lot. Haven't committed to anything yet because I'm indecisive. Don't remember any of the model numbers, I'll have to look them up.

Everyone is getting old this/next month! I know about 10 birthdays in total for this month.
I think the hybrid that one of the guys has is a Fuji. I'll find out which one. He got it for a great price as well, no need to spend more than a couple hundred bucks.

Groups are fun, usually we end up trying to kick each other off the road and all of a sudden it turns into a mad max scene. The hardcore guys always scowl at us haha. All in good fun!
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      06-02-2015, 10:56 AM   #8144
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you shut your whore mouth.

sorry, i thought this was the whore thread.

carry on.
This IS the whore thread. I'm a whore. I'm not afraid to admit it.
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      06-02-2015, 10:57 AM   #8145
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This IS the whore thread. I'm a whore. I'm not afraid to admit it.
Oh shit, do I have to go away then? I mean, I'm a lot of things but I really don't qualify for being a whore.

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      06-02-2015, 10:58 AM   #8146
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I think the hybrid that one of the guys has is a Fuji. I'll find out which one. He got it for a great price as well, no need to spend more than a couple hundred bucks.

Groups are fun, usually we end up trying to kick each other off the road and all of a sudden it turns into a mad max scene. The hardcore guys always scowl at us haha. All in good fun!
The ones I've been looking at are around $500 to $700ish. Don't really want to spend on the higher end, but if I'm going to spend the money, I want to get something that will last me a long time.

Sounds like what we used to do at the ski lodge. They'd have sledding at night and we'd get a group of 15 people and it would be a damn free for all down the bunny hill. Awesome times, lots of bruises and black eyes, lol.
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      06-02-2015, 11:00 AM   #8147
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Oh shit, do I have to go away then? I mean, I'm a lot of things but I really don't qualify for being a whore.

It technically should say "post whore" thread, but it sounds more enticing if you leave out the "post" part.

YOU BETTER NOT GO AWAY.
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It technically should say "post whore" thread, but it sounds more enticing if you leave out the "post" part.

YOU BETTER NOT GO AWAY.
Ah, that I am indeed. K. In until moderators realize this is prostitution in a way
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Ah, that I am indeed. K. In until moderators realize this is prostitution in a way
Well, I mean..., seeing how the other threads have unfolded, I'm pretty sure the moderators are all on vacation.
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      06-02-2015, 11:07 AM   #8150
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I wonder how much this thread costs...

With the amount of time we all spend reading and posting instead of working. I bet the "Coming on too strong" thread is pretty expensive.
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Well, I mean..., seeing how the other threads have unfolded, I'm pretty sure the moderators are all on vacation.
Lol. I'd be too if I had to read this shit.

Wait...
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      06-02-2015, 11:13 AM   #8152
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I wonder how much this thread costs...

With the amount of time we all spend reading and posting instead of working. I bet the "Coming on too strong" thread is pretty expensive.
lol, I wonder how much bimmerpost costs. Between 1 series all the way up to i3 and i8, there's probably so much burned time on here it's in the millions. Easily.

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Lol. I'd be too I I had to read this shit.

Wait...
With all the bantering and bitching in the other threads, this is a nice little escape. If I wanted to watch people whine and complain at each other, I'd go home and turn on the TLC channel.
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      06-02-2015, 11:18 AM   #8153
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      06-02-2015, 11:19 AM   #8154
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Last September a cop pulled behind me on a school run. I drove according to speed limit, and downshifted to slow down for every leaf on the road. Then sped up. A week later he did the same, I did the same. A week later he escorted me all the way to home, I parked, waved at him and he rolled down a window. "I've been thinking whether you are the biggest shithead in the world or do you just have a weird sense of humor. Which is it?"

"dude I'm bored enough to play with you, doesn't that answer the question?".

Ever since that every now and then I drive home in style.


He really just wants to go for a ride...
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Red Sox suck again this year. Biggest waste of $200 million payroll ever.
Pfffft, Red Sox should just hang up their jerseys and walk away.


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He really just wants to go for a ride...
How far are you from Ashville? I might be making a trip soon with my lady friend.
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He really just wants to go for a ride...
Yeah, and a dinner to discus the driving culture here vs Europe. He told me so.
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Yeah, and a dinner to discus the driving culture here vs Europe. He told me so.
Well...., is it any different in EU than it is here?
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Well...., is it any different in EU than it is here?
Since I can't eat with Americans, I couldn't tell him since he made a point about this happening over dinner. Are you demanding the same or can I just write it here?
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How far are you from Ashville? I might be making a trip soon with my lady friend.
Sent you a PM. LMK - Aside from the scenery, Asheville has a embarrassment of riches with respect to food and beer...
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So I walk into the gas station after filling up to get a bottle of water and the guy in front of me is a "scratcher", you know, one of those people who hold up the line getting all his scratch off tickets and I decide "I've never bought a scratch off ticket maybe I'll get a couple". So it's my turn and I tell the young lad "Yeah I'll get one of those, one of those and one of those" Put my water bottle down, the clerk punches every thing up and says "That'll be $71 please". .
The tickets are still sitting in my car unscratched. I don't dare tell the wifey..
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