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      06-02-2015, 11:56 AM   #8163
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So I walk into the gas station after filling up to get a bottle of water and the guy in front of me is a "scratcher", you know, one of those people who hold up the line getting all his scratch off tickets and I decide "I've never bought a scratch off ticket maybe I'll get a couple". So it's my turn and I tell the young lad "Yeah I'll get one of those, one of those and one of those" Put my water bottle down, the clerk punches every thing up and says "That'll be $71 please". .
The tickets are still sitting in my car unscratched. I don't dare tell the wifey..
That's why i dont play.
Wait... does that price include the gas and the bottle water?
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Since I can't eat with Americans, I couldn't tell him since he made a point about this happening over dinner. Are you demanding the same or can I just write it here?
I wish I had time to take you out for dinner, but since I don't, I guess in here will suffice.

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The tickets are still sitting in my car unscratched. I don't dare tell the wifey..
You do know they have $2 scratch offs, right?
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      06-02-2015, 11:59 AM   #8165
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That's why i dont play.
Wait... does that price include the gas and the bottle water?
just the water and tics.
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I wish I had time to take you out for dinner, but since I don't, I guess in here will suffice.



You do know they have $2 scratch offs, right?
Jei! I'll explain then.

In the EU, especially in the north you don't benefit if you get into an accident. You can't sue anyone. This gives people a motive to try to avoid them instead of pulling stunts.

That's the main one I'd say. Also weather teaches us. When you fuck up, you'll be in the ditch waiting for the wolves to eat you.
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      06-02-2015, 12:30 PM   #8171
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      06-02-2015, 12:33 PM   #8172
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Jei! I'll explain then.

In the EU, especially in the north you don't benefit if you get into an accident. You can't sue anyone. This gives people a motive to try to avoid them instead of pulling stunts.

That's the main one I'd say. Also weather teaches us. When you fuck up, you'll be in the ditch waiting for the wolves to eat you.
Sounds similar to Michigans "No Fault" insurance policies. No matter the accident, you have to pay for your repairs or your deductable. No sueing, which is lame.

You were in Finland, yeah?
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Sounds similar to Michigans "No Fault" insurance policies. No matter the accident, you have to pay for your repairs or your deductable. No sueing, which is lame.

You were in Finland, yeah?
Yup, I am.

Who's to blame pays, but you won't get a cent extra. Here yesterday a guy sped up to take the lane I was emerging to clearly on purpose. His gf needed an other boob job I assume. Pissed me off.
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just the water and tics.
LOL. You got the wrong kind of scratch-offs!
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Exactly. Thus, I won't poke in return.
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Yup, I am.

Who's to blame pays, but you won't get a cent extra. Here yesterday a guy sped up to take the lane I was emerging to clearly on purpose. His gf needed an other boob job I assume. Pissed me off.
Sheesh. We didn't even get to play the blame game. Both parties were at fault and you went on your way.

Reminds me of some douche in a RR Evoque the other day while I was on my bike. His little indicator thingy on the mirror stating I'm in his blindspot, was not enough to stop him from damn near running me off the road. Thankfully his window was cracked enough to hear my horn and me cuss him out...., I mean..., the fucking gadget is there, use the fucking thing.
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As I'm leaving work, a block behind at an intersection a black Cadillac SUV pulling a U-Haul trailer slides thru the red light. I make the turn and take off in front of him. He slows down for another 3-4 blocks then I look up and he's within inches of my bumper. Then he slows down again and waits for a merging spot to try to pass me (2 lanes in our direction) and I blast the horn as I go ahead of him. 2 more blocks and he suddenly is WOT, passing people on the left in the bike lane, weaving in/out. I dial 911.
We go another 2 miles and he turns left at the same point I do. He's varying speeds, driving center median and bike lane. I update 911.
Another 3-4 miles of median/bike lanes, cars weaving out of his way and he gets to a freeway overpass. Turns completely perpendicular to traffic, goes around a semi to cut back across in front of him, then changes to the complete opposite side of the road and nearly losses it on the clover to get on the freeway. 911 updated.
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Sheesh. We didn't even get to play the blame game. Both parties were at fault and you went on your way.

Reminds me of some douche in a RR Evoque the other day while I was on my bike. His little indicator thingy on the mirror stating I'm in his blindspot, was not enough to stop him from damn near running me off the road. Thankfully his window was cracked enough to hear my horn and me cuss him out...., I mean..., the fucking gadget is there, use the fucking thing.
I'm sorry, people really don't use their necks.
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Sheesh. We didn't even get to play the blame game. Both parties were at fault and you went on your way.

Reminds me of some douche in a RR Evoque the other day while I was on my bike. His little indicator thingy on the mirror stating I'm in his blindspot, was not enough to stop him from damn near running me off the road. Thankfully his window was cracked enough to hear my horn and me cuss him out...., I mean..., the fucking gadget is there, use the fucking thing.
Wait that was you? hahah dude! I don't use those features. I checked off every option in the build website just because i'm a baller. Nect time if you cuss me out, i'll ram your ass off the highway. prick!
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I'm sorry, people really don't use their necks.
I've grown accustomed to it. Especially here in the south, people are terrible drivers to say the least, so I'm always on high alert. I guess that's what I get for owning a bike, a death wish due to stupidity, just wish it would be because of my own stupidity.
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I've grown accustomed to it. Especially here in the south, people are terrible drivers to say the least, so I'm always on high alert. I guess that's what I get for owning a bike, a death wish due to stupidity, just wish it would be because of my own stupidity.
Yeah, I too try to die from my own stupidity and not from others.

This thread is going sour. Quick, write something funny Billup!
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Fastest growing thread EVAH.

You'll be earning Popular Thread rep points by dinnertime.

Although Bimmette's Jenner thread is motoring along nicely, too. We'll see which one hits 3000 views first.
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Wait that was you? hahah dude! I don't use those features. I checked off every option in the build website just because i'm a baller. Nect time if you cuss me out, i'll ram your ass off the highway. prick!
You're lucky I kept the ball bearing to myself instead of through your front windshield.
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I've grown accustomed to it. Especially here in the south, people are terrible drivers to say the least, so I'm always on high alert. I guess that's what I get for owning a bike, a death wish due to stupidity, just wish it would be because of my own stupidity.
Oh boy! I've driven in North Carolina. It's nothing compared to the drivers here in CT. Seriously, everyone drives like their frontal brain lobe is missing.
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